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The Damon Albarn thread.

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yah Perrine think that's the only movie he was in.

 

& Kelly the nose is so powerful. always, but idk those blue eyes are deadly too. it's kind of back and forth for me

 

AWESOME PAWSOME. :awesome:

 

 

 

WHUT? LOLOL.

 

Yeah, he looked really sweet in Face. :blush:

 

hahah i know. it said he gave the girls 20 pounds per lap dance. he spent 1000 pounds that night at the strip club. how many lap dances did the boy get in one night then?! omg hahah what the hell?!:lol:

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:lol: one cancels out the other.

 

Hmm blue eyes. But the nose wins I feel, superior to his eyes, perhaps. This is such an important topic clearly!

Haha yeah clearly :lol:

Gotta agree with you hehe

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hahah i know. it said he gave the girls 20 pounds per lap dance. he spent 1000 pounds that night at the strip club. how many lap dances did the boy get in one night then?! omg hahah what the hell?!:lol:

 

EEEEEEEEEK. :lol:

is that like 50 or so lap dances? bwahahahah

 

we love you, Damon

 

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As far as his attitude? He's a lot more humble now that's for sure :P Although, I prefer... let's see all eras of Damon :freak:

 

 

I love that you like Alex James haahahh

 

Indeed they would come up with a brilliant album! And I would sell all my things and go to every show ahh yes.

Well yes, he was young and more cocky, like well most men at that age :rolleyes:

But he is lovely at any age IMO :heart:

 

 

Yes LMAOO!! :laugh3: Alex is ridiculous!

 

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^poor thing voted out the first week! LOL

 

Sounds like you have a bit of a man crush on Alex

:wink3:

 

 

I want Gorillaz to come to the US SOOO HARD :dead: Your so lucky! I guess they will release US dates soon, I'm just so anxious to see them.

I would of died to go to the Blur reunion gigs. I honestly like pretty much all of their songs, and everything Damon did after Blur has been brilliant as well. Graham too, I like his solo albums :nice: bless 'em

^ at least you understand the connection. 90% of his you tube comments are always, "that's what D2 looks like? :dunce:"

I think I like older Damon better, it took him some time to grow up :tongue:

Though cocky Damon was fun

 

D2 :heart:

What's that? :uhoh:

Why nobody like young Damo?! :angry:

 

 

He's mah silly monkey babyboy :cheesy:

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And D2 is his Gorillaz character or whatever, the cartoon that has Damon's singing voice:

 

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:lol: aww young cocky damo vs older wiser damon albarn.

 

i will agree with pretty much everyone here and choose older damon as well. then again i dont know much about why or how damon was considered cocky in his younger days, but enough people seem to say that about his past :lol:

 

i can't believe the blur reunion was only a year ago! i was aware of it all going on but i just wasent a massive, obsessive fan to the point of going to one of their gigs :lol: i had think tank and 13, and kind of dismissed britpop blur as silly. it all happened for me when i saw NDLTR. i agree i think they would make an impressive album nowadays, 'fools day' backs that up more, damon has matured so well musically, and graham is still passionate about music, i like the solo stuff of his i have heard.

Well I'm gonna be different from all y'all and say I like young Damo more :smug:

 

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I honestly don't know why everyone thought he was super cocky back then either. He did always point out that he wrote all the songs in interviews though. Now a days I notice he is always talking about how great everyone else is in the band and how he needs to re-learn his lyrics. aww :P

Oooh he forgot his lyrics:whip:

 

Why nobody like young Damo?! :angry:

I like him too!

He just forgot what being modest is sometimes :tongue:

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Erm, isn't it 2D? :thinking:

yea ly its definately 2D.

 

yea i agree perrine, yes he was very cute and had boyish good looks but if he knew it, that kind of is an unattractive trait in itself. i know you have to have confidence in how you are yourself, but there is a difference between confidence and arrogance i guess :lol:

 

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omg :lol:

his teeth always make me laugh

 

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NOSE

 

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I've heard them call him 2D and D2 :shrug: anyway I guess I'm not too into the Gorillaz characters... more their sexy real life creators. :sneaky:

 

 

NOSE SPAM!

 

 

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^ guitar face :lol:

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the nose doesn't know it's own beauty :bomb:

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omg :lol:

 

:laugh3: i saw that! hahaha i love that he is a pokemon now. "straight up Anglo-Saxon who likes jerk chicken" LMAO.

anyway I guess I'm not too into the Gorillaz characters... more their sexy real life creators. :sneaky:

 

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alright i agree with you there definately :sneaky:

 

and hmmmmmm i love that gif

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^ just imagine waking up to that smiling face.. AHHHH CANT EVEN FATHOM :dead::dead::dead:

 

I don't think he will ever lose his charm!

 

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& I just came in here to post this:

 

these two together are a special type of pornography I swear :dead:

 

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Ok sorry for my triple posts... but

 

I guess someone made a Lollipop remix by Lil Wayne... via none other than: http://sosallycansuckmydick.tumblr.com/

 

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He say he so sweet make he wanna lick the rapper

So I letta lick the rapper ]

 

Shawty say I lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop

DAMO say I lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop

Lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop

DAMO say I ….. like a lollipop

 

CHORUS:

Shawty wanna thug

Bottles in the club

Shawty wanna hump

And ooo I like to touch ya lovely Britpop lumps

( Repeat 2x )

 

 

Okay, lil DAMO had a swag like mine

Even wear his hair down his back like mine

I make him feel right when its wrong like lyin

Man, he ain never had a love like mine

N’ man I aint never seen a dick like his

And that pussy in my mouth had me at a loss fo words

Told him to back it up like erp erp

And make that pussy jump like shczerp shczerp

And thats when he said I lo-lo-look like a lollipop

( oh yeah I like that )

He said I lo-lo-look like a lollipop

( oh yeah I like that )

Hhe said I lo-lo-look like a lollipop

( oh yeah I like that )

Shawty I lo-lo-lookin like a lollipop

( oh yeah I like that )

 

CHORUS:

Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah I like that )

Bottles in the club( oh yeah I like that )

Shawty wanna hump( oh yeah I like that )

And ooo I like to touch ya lovely Britpop lumps

( Repeat 2x )

 

Verse 2:

Shawty said the ***** that he with aint ****

Shawty said the ***** that he with aint this

Shawty said the ***** that he with cant hit

And shawty ima hit it(hit it) like I cant miss

 

And I cant do this

And I dont do that

Shawty needa a refund needa bring that ass back

This trypa refund;i tell him bring that ass back

And he bring that ass back (he bring that ass back)

 

CHORUS:

Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah I like that )

Bottles in the club( oh yeah I like that )

Shawty say I lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop

She say I lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop

Lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop

Wanna lick the rapper

So I letta lick the rapper

Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah I like that )

Bottles in the club( oh yeah I like that )

Shawty wanna hump( oh yeah I like that )

And ooo I like to touch ya lovely Britpop lumps

( Repeat 2x )

 

Call me so I can make it juicy for ya

Call me so I can do it juicy for ya

Call me so I can make it juicy for ya

Call me so I can do it juicy for ya

Call me so I can make it juicy for ya

Call me so I can do it juicy for ya

Call me so I can make it juicy for ya

Call me so I can do it juicy for ya

CHORUS:

Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah I like that )

Bottles in the club( oh yeah I like that )

 

I get him on top he drop it like it hot

And when im on the bottom he hit the very bottom

Then we in the bed givin gettin head ( givin gettin hed givin gettin head )

Call me so I can make it juicy for ya

Call me so I can do it juicy for ya

Call me so I can make it juicy for ya

Call me so I can do it juicy for ya

Call me so I can make it juicy for ya

Call me so I can do it juicy for ya

 

Shawty say I lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop

He say I lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop

Lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop

Wanna lick the rapper

So I letta lick the rapper

 

 

:laugh3: LMAOOO only him!! :lol:

& I just came in here to post this:

 

these two together are a special type of pornography I swear :dead:

 

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these two look like they are so close as friends. amazing. i bet he could never have imagined in his wildest dreams that he would end up being close friends with someone from the clash :lol:

 

oh no, not him AGAIN. i'm just lost for words, i dont know what to say about him haha.

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@Liz : Is that the Damon hater? :thinking:

^ yes it is. i feel like he is just fucking with everyone now. saying how much he hates Damon and Blur but then imaging these vivid sexual experiences with them hahahaha he is my favorite troll i think eva~

 

 

these two look like they are so close as friends. amazing. i bet he could never have imagined in his wildest dreams that he would end up being close friends with someone from the clash :lol:

 

oh no, not him AGAIN. i'm just lost for words, i dont know what to say about him haha.

 

I bet they are close friends! I know Alex and Joe Strummer were good friends, they even tried to start their own record label at one point. They almost signed Coldplay but they only thought Chris was the only one with any talent :lol: aww. Anyway, I bet Damon and Paul were close too. Seeing as Damon's worked with him in TGTBATQ and now in Gorillaz, they must get along great! :heart:

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