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“Damon and I especially have done that. I’d give him lovebites and he’d give me lovebites. A cruel trick. But it’s never really soberly. And after kissing him… it’s a bit like when farmers force sheep into sheep dips. When they come out the other side they’re probably quite similar to how I feel after kissing him. To quote Justine, he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”

 

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WHOA :stunned:

If anyone's into fanfiction, they've probably died after reading this. .... And they admit it.... just like that!

 

Damon has a beautiful nose. :wacky:

 

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Daaaamn right. :blush: It's a cute lovely pretty nose.

 

 

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Hell yah, his nose is perfection, that's why there is a

FuckYahDamonAlbarnsnose blog on tumblr...

 

also...

FuckYahGrahamCoxonsnose...

 

&

 

FuckYahAlexisholdingafag...

 

 

& i follow them all on tumblr :lol:

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omg :lol:

 

I think I like people who made these tumblr pages..... A LOT.

 

 

 

 

:dead:

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Haha those are fun pages!

But yeah, that's scary how Alex is ALWAYS smoking!

And my friend was telling me she found Damon quite handsome, except from his nose, i was like "what's wrong with you??" :stunned:

 

Wait, why dont you like that picture? It's HAWT :sweatdrop:

Totally is! I don't get what should be scary about this pic :thinking:

 

I just read this quote from Graham:bomb:

 

 

 

:stunned: :dead:

Wow, that's... ermm... nice to know that!^^

But yeah "washing machine mouth" doesn't look that appealing to me xD

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i used to read fanficsss :P

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same :P when i adored coldplay to bits, i read coldplay fan fics.

 

his jeans are a tad dodgy here :lol:

 

Hell yah, his nose is perfection, that's why there is a

FuckYahDamonAlbarnsnose blog on tumblr...

 

oh my god, thats amazing.

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Haha those are fun pages!

But yeah, that's scary how Alex is ALWAYS smoking!

And my friend was telling me she found Damon quite handsome, except from his nose, i was like "what's wrong with you??" :stunned:

 

 

Totally is! I don't get what should be scary about this pic :thinking:

 

 

Wow, that's... ermm... nice to know that!^^

But yeah "washing machine mouth" doesn't look that appealing to me xD

 

:smoking: i know, Alex and his cigarettes are one :lol: i do admit, i find it rather attractive :sneaky: (even tho i dont support smoking:P)

 

 

& your friend must like really disgusting noses if she doesnt like Damons :P

 

same :P when i adored coldplay to bits, i read coldplay fan fics.

 

his jeans are a tad dodgy here :lol:

 

 

 

oh my god, thats amazing.

 

^ Yah his jeans are about 10 sizes too big!

 

 

Oh lawd, fanfics. The best one I ever read, was Thalia's on Chris and Guy. It was seriously like porn, I felt so dirty reading it I had to close the blinds :laugh3:

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i find Graham's nose a bit big..

but Graham is just so cute. :smug:

 

i think i finally should activate my Tumblr :wacko:

 

And my friend was telling me she found Damon quite handsome, except from his nose, i was like "what's wrong with you??" :stunned:

D

 

:o

 

 

his jeans are a tad dodgy here :lol:

 

i kinda like those jeans :wacky:

 

 

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Hey ^ I saw that :D

 

I really didn't agree Q magazine's list tho ...

 

1) Liam Gallagher

2) Bono

3) Freddie Mercury

4) Damon Albarn

5) Chris Martin

6) Matt Bellamy

7) Jim Morrison

8) Bob Marley

9) Paul McCartney

10) John Lennon

11) Robbie Williams

12) Debbie Harry

13) Mick Jagger

14) Morrissey

15) John Lydon

16) James Brown

17) Bruce Springsteen

18) Robert Plant

19) Tom Meighan

20) Joe Strummer

 

 

 

Seriously, Liam number 1? Do we really need to feed his ego anymore? :rolleyes: And Thom Yorke should of for sure been in the top 10!

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i agree; Thom Yorke should be in the top 10!

 

is that issue worth buying? or else i would go buy it.

 

and Bono at number 3 reminds me of what i read about Damon saying...

 

The only but of rock music I've heard that I could genuinely sit through and not to be irritated or bored shitless was Arcade Fire. I mean, to be honest with you, U2 should just stop now and let Arcade Fire take over, because Arcade Fire are everything that U2 aren't."

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:stunned: How come he didn't make it to top 10? I'd definitely put Thom higher than Chris Martin (sorry guys). At least he's not struggling with falsetto and makes better music..

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i agree; thom yorke should be higher. chris martin isn't that amazing next to thom yorke, in my opinion.

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I still think Chris belongs up there. I just don't understand why Liam beat out so many obvious legends. About 80% of ppl in the U.S. don't even know who Oasis is... let alone who Liam is. So I dont know who was voting in that poll. I think someone like Mick Jagger or John Lennon should of been #1

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yea, Q really does baffle me sometimes......

that list is all sorts of wrong (except for damon being number 4, obviously) but yea there is quite a few people in that top 20 who should be higher (mick jagger, john lennon and/or paul mccartney) and some who should be lower (LIAM GALLAGHER, robbie williams, bono).

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Yeah this list is crap!

I'm not into Radiohead but I admit Thom Yorke should be in top10, like Mc Cartney, Jagger, Damon aaand... chris as well :P

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I think it's done like every other top 10 list in similar magazines... Done by one or two persons that believe they know music well so the final list is rather biased. But oh well. :)

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back to mr. brilliant hotness :smug:

 

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^ this pic is a good one of his tattoo (MUM :lol:) and that gold bracelet he has been wearing lately. Is it just me or does that look like marijuana leafs on that bracelet?! :laugh3: omg it totally is :laugh3::laugh3:

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nice picture, i remember seeing some of these before of him chatting to harry enfield.....he has rather nice arms here too.

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^ he does really like cats i heard :p

 

Good Afternoon ladies :kiss:

 

 

I found some adorable pics last night. I put them in a spoiler in case anyone doesn't like the posting of him and hist daughter:nice: i found them all at the Blur forum anyway and he looks like such a cute and fun daddy :cheesy: i know its weird sometimes when ppl find private pics, but these are not, i think all of these are just old tabloids/ magazine pics that are all already out there.

 

 

 

 

Damon and Missy Violet:

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and this is his niece. i heard him and his sister look A LOT a like. both have the same nose, pretty blonds :wacky:

 

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(^his face :P )

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Man, guys look so cute with babies :lol::wacky:

 

 

 

 

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:wacko:

 

i won't be surprised that one day their daughter would grow up and be another major influence. :awesome:

 

 

 

Guys who are good with kids are just <3

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Awww I didn't know he had a daughter! So cute pictures :blush:

Btw I love his tatoo, so cliche haha

 

I found lovely pics of him today

 

 

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Haha Chris did pics like that but yeah... turn-off much? :D

 

Edit: oh god they're just so big!

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^ yah those tomato pics :P

 

 

 

Damon loves you tube! :lol:

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I would very much like to know what those two were doin' before the camera started rolling. Jamie zipping up his pants and all :sneaky: :P

 

 

and listen to how he says his name....

I'm DAYMON OWLBARN.....

 

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someone drew this on tumblr... isn't it lovely? :lol:

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them pictures of him with his daughter are very cute, bless.

 

that video is very strange liz :lol: it also scared me when damon shoved his face right into the camera and shouted bizarely. haha.

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yes that video, i have no idea what they were rambling about in there. i just blame it all on weed. :P

 

 

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someone had this tagged as Damon rapist ...ohdearchrist:laugh3::laugh3:

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