Hmm after seeing that video I'm worried about Guy's health. Has he had a stroke?

 

insomnia, and it's terrible for him, never really rest when the stress is so much

i say chris would win, but i agree with guy's argument obviously. i cant even imaging Guy saying these things. its too hard to imagine him getting just a little bit excited...

Yes, but isn't Guy from the small a-typical part that prefers shortbread and afternoon tea to bar room brawls? :)

 

Yeah ok I'll give you that. They're all like that on the East coast, (particularly Edinburgh folk - yeesh they practically live in a shortbread tin) but I'm still betting he'd beat Chris!

I'd beat them both. :sneaky:

 

 

sorry I couldn't help that

 

I think Coldplay really needs to bring out the bass. In half their songs I can't even hear Guy! They need a nice bass solo, like Chris Wolstenholme of Muse does in Hysteria, Time is Running Out, etc.

Guy deserves his time to shine. :P

 

don't mean to turn this into a Muse vs Coldplay thread (cuz they are both amazing in different ways) but I really think that Chris from Muse is a better bass player and more innovative than Guy. Who knows, Guy might surprise us.

^ why do you bring up fashion?

 

And please, don't answer that.

 

hahahhahahahaa :laugh3:

 

 

anyhow, between Guy and Chris, I think Will would win. :D

 

Nah, seriously I think that Chris would kick Guy's ass - Chris is uncontrolably hyper and Guy is kinda... poser much? :D

i think phil could beat will...

 

jonny could beat.......cake...ya cake...

insomnia, and it's terrible for him, never really rest when the stress is so much

 

*sigh*

 

I was joking.

GUY IS VERY IMPORTANT!!! That´s all I´m gonna say.

 

Clearly chris would beat Guy

CHRIS!!!!!!!:kiss:

 

Clearly chris would beat Guy

 

He's always been very slim. One conclusion - definitely been taking steroids!

I can see them all having brutal words to each other "except Jonny, he doesn't seem confrontational", but a physical fight would probably never happen. That said... TEAM MARTIN!

 

I think I'll have me to be confronted in front Chris, and of course without giving a hammer blow on his head but just talk

Oh dear. "You idiot," exclaimed Guy (Berryman, the bassist), somewhat peeved at the interruption. He rounded on his mate and glared. "Of course it sounds shit," he spat, with the measured disdain some Scots seem to be able to save for the English. "We haven't played it since we recorded it, have we, for fuck's sake!" Whether it was pre-gig nerves, or the fact that he felt foolish because he knew Guy had a point, I'm not sure. Either way, Chris then temporarily lost touch with his niceness and called his friend "a c..." in so venomous a fashion that our loveable Caledonian felt moved to respond thus:

 

"I'm going to fucking hit you in a minute."

 

"Well, go on then!" came the retort, sounding more like an order than an invite.

 

Bloody hell, here we go, I thought.

 

[...]

 

CM: (Really angry): "Hit me then, Guy! Come on!"

 

GB: (Smiling a bit): "No!"

 

You mad Chris?

 

 

Clearly chris would beat Guy

 

*chokes*

 

OH MY FUCKING GOD

CHRIS MAKES ME GO CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

 

But yeah i reckon Chris would beat Guy easily :smug:

Even trough Chris looks very strong, I still think that Guy could beat Chris..

Since we all know that Guy is a robot, he's invulnerable! :lol:

Oh Thalia, that thread was so much fun. Good times (if you ignore the drama that is :P)!!

Hasn't anyone noticed how thin Guy has gotten lately? Chris could break him like a twig.

 

But he wouldn't.

I think Coldplay really needs to bring out the bass. In half their songs I can't even hear Guy! They need a nice bass solo, like Chris Wolstenholme of Muse does in Hysteria, Time is Running Out, etc.

Guy deserves his time to shine. :P

 

yeah, if they don't do that they'll still be known as "chris martin and his band", which sucks

Hasn't anyone noticed how thin Guy has gotten lately? Chris could break him like a twig.

 

But he wouldn't.

 

True !

 

Chris and Guy have such opposite personnalities, it's sure they don't agree/feel the time on a lot of stuff. Seeing them fighting about everything must be...interesting.

Chris... steroids?

 

He's always been very slim. One conclusion - definitely been taking steroids!

 

What makes you think Chris would do steroids?

 

If you look at him around the time of the pre-publicity for VLV, he was pretty chunky then too. As the VLV tour progressed, he became thinner and thinner

 

Coldplay haven't been touring for 12 months now - plenty of time for Chris to spend in the gym, something he probably doesn't get the chance to do whilst on tour.

Hasn't anyone noticed how thin Guy has gotten lately? Chris could break him like a twig.

 

But he wouldn't.

 

He's been very thin for ages! I'm not sure how it's possible for a mid 30s man to be so thin!

What makes you think Chris would do steroids?

 

If you look at him around the time of the pre-publicity for VLV, he was pretty chunky then too. As the VLV tour progressed, he became thinner and thinner

 

Coldplay haven't been touring for 12 months now - plenty of time for Chris to spend in the gym, something he probably doesn't get the chance to do whilst on tour.

 

Only kidding! I know Chris would never do steroids.

What makes you think Chris would do steroids?

 

If you look at him around the time of the pre-publicity for VLV, he was pretty chunky then too. As the VLV tour progressed, he became thinner and thinner

 

Coldplay haven't been touring for 12 months now - plenty of time for Chris to spend in the gym, something he probably doesn't get the chance to do whilst on tour.

 

he was just kidding, im sure