illuvcoldplay Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 http://www.gq.com/entertainment/music/201106/coldplay-album-every-teardrop-is-a-waterfall-tracks GQ Exclusive: The (Totally Serious) Tracklist For Coldplay's New Album Don't ask us how we got it, but we did: The song titles to Chris Martin and co.'s new album. And you'll only find them here Last week, Coldplay unveiled the first single off their eagerly awaited new album: "Every Teardrop is a Waterfall"—an unmistakably Coldplay-ish name for a song. And yet it left us wanting more. So the music sleuths here at GQ went digging, and thanks to an anonymous source in the Goop camp, we managed to unearth the remainder of the track list for the new album. Here you go, Coldplaymates: every name of every song off the so-far-untitled new album. A GQ exclusive**. Track 1: Your Love is A Raw Quinoa Salad Track 2: Wouldn't This Make a Better United Airlines Theme Song Than Gershwin? Track 3: Every Teardrop is a Waterfall Track 4: I Thought Of This on a Gulfstream VII Track 5: She's Never Gone Down On Me (But Every Night I Comb Her Hair) Track 6: Here's A Song For Hotel Lobbies Track 7: When I'm at Pinkberry Track 8: My Wife Only Orgasms While On Horseback Track 9: Dreary Rain in a Dank Place Track 10: Fine, We're From Omaha. Track 11: Country Strong Track 12: Just Me Humming Track 13: My Penis Wears Chambray Track 14: Brand New Bidet Track 15: You Are a Moat (My Heart is a Portcullis) Bonus Track #1: The Sound of Holding in My Farts for Eight Years Bonus Track #2: One Thousand Leaves of Arugula Bonus Track #3: At Night I Sneak Into the Bathroom and Watch Things That Shame Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremyy Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 GQ Exclusive: The (Totally Serious) Tracklist For Coldplay's New Album Yeah really serious. They use all of their seriousness eeeh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MX*ColdplayObsess3d Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 ^^ WTF?! HOW DARE THEY MAKE FUN OF COLDPLAY IN SUCH A CHILDISH FASHION!!! :furious: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IloveChris Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Seriously, when am I supposed to laugh? :shrug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 It is a little bit funny... :escaping: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumbersGirl Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Yeah, I think it's kind of funny. It's not meant to be serious. And whether it's positive or negative, it's free advertising, so it's not all bad. BTW I'm going to move this to the LP5 section since this is about LP5. And I'll change it to say "not funny" instead of "snot funny". edit: Oh yeah, and the article also states this at the end, maybe you didn't see it. It is related to the ** notation, which is also in your post: "**OK, not an exclusive, because these are all made up. Except "Every Teardrop is a Waterfall." That really fucking is the name of the song." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jony Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Mmh... really not funny ¬¬ xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 "**OK, not an exclusive, because these are all made up. Except "Every Teardrop is a Waterfall." That really fucking is the name of the song." Theheh :awesome: I find the name of the song also rather.... cheesy *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 I'm looking forward to this one the most I think: Track 5: She's Never Gone Down On Me (But Every Night I Comb Her Hair) :wacky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taameen**sparks** Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Track 11: Country Strong NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW :veryangry2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Actually, I found this mildly humorous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Track Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 It's a little funny, but mostly childish. Proper satire plz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imke Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Bonus Track #1: The Sound of Holding in My Farts for Eight Years That one's gonna be epic. :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lore Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 I think it's actually funny :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoebeo Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Well.. Every Teardrop is a waterfall was a cheesy name.. But this is lame. :blank: It's not because i'm a fangirl, but I can't see how this is supposed to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Fangirls have no sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getithom Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 I usually laugh at these sorts of things, but this carried no humor whatsoever. I didn't laugh once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Radio Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 :blank: My mum thinks ETIAW is such a cool and original name. :P xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fix42YellowClocks Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 :blank: My mum thinks ETIAW is such a cool and original name. :P xD I wouldn't say that. But it's certainly not the worst. Not as bad as "Da Da Da I Don't Love You You Don't Love Me A-Ha A-Ha" as far as I'm concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illuvcoldplay Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 I think it's actually funny :P I guess in a sarcastic kind of way :wacky: Track 13: My Penis Wears Chambray can't wait to hear this track Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_escapist Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 stupid joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryptophan Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 I chuckled a bit. I'm mostly offended by the fact that it says "Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall" is a typically Coldplayish name. It's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maria_shiver Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Since you've put it ... I saw it and I did not dare but I love there are people daring to post things like that ... and yes that's funny:D for me ........luv you new avi:kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maria_shiver Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 I guess in a sarcastic kind of way :wacky: Track 13: My Penis Wears Chambray can't wait to hear this track yeah..me too:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackplay Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being Hilarious and 1 being Lame, I'd said it's a 2. And I think this makes fun of Gwyneth more than Coldplay. Anyhoo, I'm happy they are talking about Coldplay and this week, all the magazines that I've been reading they had nothing but praise for the band; EW (major magazine here) made it their #1 song/ must listen tune of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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