illuvcoldplay Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 http://www.gq.com/entertainment/music/201106/coldplay-album-every-teardrop-is-a-waterfall-tracks GQ Exclusive: The (Totally Serious) Tracklist For Coldplay's New Album Don't ask us how we got it, but we did: The song titles to Chris Martin and co.'s new album. And you'll only find them here Last week, Coldplay unveiled the first single off their eagerly awaited new album: "Every Teardrop is a Waterfall"—an unmistakably Coldplay-ish name for a song. And yet it left us wanting more. So the music sleuths here at GQ went digging, and thanks to an anonymous source in the Goop camp, we managed to unearth the remainder of the track list for the new album. Here you go, Coldplaymates: every name of every song off the so-far-untitled new album. A GQ exclusive**. Track 1: Your Love is A Raw Quinoa Salad Track 2: Wouldn't This Make a Better United Airlines Theme Song Than Gershwin? Track 3: Every Teardrop is a Waterfall Track 4: I Thought Of This on a Gulfstream VII Track 5: She's Never Gone Down On Me (But Every Night I Comb Her Hair) Track 6: Here's A Song For Hotel Lobbies Track 7: When I'm at Pinkberry Track 8: My Wife Only Orgasms While On Horseback Track 9: Dreary Rain in a Dank Place Track 10: Fine, We're From Omaha. Track 11: Country Strong Track 12: Just Me Humming Track 13: My Penis Wears Chambray Track 14: Brand New Bidet Track 15: You Are a Moat (My Heart is a Portcullis) Bonus Track #1: The Sound of Holding in My Farts for Eight Years Bonus Track #2: One Thousand Leaves of Arugula Bonus Track #3: At Night I Sneak Into the Bathroom and Watch Things That Shame Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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