We all know that our lovely, eccentric Mr Martin likes to run his mouth at times and has a tendancy to do/say silly things in high pressure situations.

 

So since it doesn't get much more high pressure than headlining Glastonbury on a Saturday night with a set which includes a fair amount of new material, what do you think it will be :wacky:

 

I'd like to point out that I was dared by Mr Coldplaying himself busybeeburns to make this poll, you don't get off scot free Ian :P

 

NB: This poll is in jest, don't take it seriously. Just some light relief from a heavy few Coldplaying weeks :nice:

Dance to ETIAW like it's 1995 and he's mashed at a rave :laugh3:

but just keep on dancing like that because I love it

a) After Rock am Ring, I don't expect it. :P

b) Nah, Chris is a U2 fanboy!

c) He's a little more mature since then...

e) He'll do SOMETHING.

 

I'm expecting option d) but doing the "Princess of China" dance. :D

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJCJe8hRFrM]YouTube - ‪Princess of China - Coldplay live at Rock im Park in Nuremberg 2011‬‏[/ame]

a) After Rock am Ring, I don't expect it. :P

b) Nah, Chris is a U2 fanboy!

c) He's a little more mature since then...

e) He'll do SOMETHING.

 

I'm expecting option d) but doing the "Princess of China" dance. :D

 

YouTube - ‪Princess of China - Coldplay live at Rock im Park in Nuremberg 2011‬‏

 

Haha! Oh Lord! :P

I'm sure he will dance like he's at a rave especially with etiaw, but he'll do something else as well.

Declare :

 

"I just know you guys are staring at my ever receding hairline, I've convinced myself all the new material is shit and we're just going to play Yellow 17 times in a row...cue the chartreuse lights aaaaaand.. ..........go"

My guess is he'll try to make up lyrics as an intro to Yellow or something, and they'll end up being very awkward. :|

 

And then of course you can always expect the dancing. :facepalm:

I don't know what he'll end up saying, but I hope he sings

"I don't want to be a soldier, or the captain of some FUCKING ship would stow far below."

 

:rolleyes::wink3: I kinda like when he does this:D

If anything he'll compliment Bono in a way that makes us facepalm.

I'm playing all my cards on that

He'll probably do some sort of spazztic dance,but hey I'm not complaining :)

Declare :

 

"I just know you guys are staring at my ever receding hairline, I've convinced myself all the new material is shit and we're just going to play Yellow 17 times in a row...cue the chartreuse lights aaaaaand.. ..........go"

 

haha yes

This thread is a win :lol:

 

Oh and I'm with the 1995 dance to ETIAW :wacko:

He'll comment about how far they've come because they are on the Pyramid Stage on Saturday whilst Radiohead will be on one of the smaller stages tonight.

I'd like to point out that I was dared by Mr Coldplaying himself busybeeburns to make this poll, you don't get off scot free Ian :P

"THANKYOU FOR GIVING US OUR JOB, OUR BIG HOUSES AND CARS AND THINGS! ENJOY YOUR WET TENTS" [Chris Martin, 25th June 2011]

He will definitely 'dance' in a very weird way..

"THANKYOU FOR GIVING US OUR JOB, OUR BIG HOUSES AND CARS AND THINGS! ENJOY YOUR WET TENTS" [Chris Martin, 25th June 2011]

:lol:

 

I go for the spastic dance AND and and... some awkward intro :blush:

:lol:

 

I go for the spastic dance AND and and... some awkward intro :blush:

 

*laugh loudly* :D :D

 

 

 

he'll mention about how f*cked up new songs. 'you don't have to listen them. now we're gonna doing one more song it's called trouble.'

 

everybody screams

he'll mention about how f*cked up new songs. 'you don't have to listen them. now we're gonna doing one more song it's called trouble.'

 

everybody screams

Bahahahah oh man I can see this SO happen! :laugh3:

oh he will do or tell something, for sure, but I think that he is soooo good in putting himself in a hole he digs himself that we can't even imagine what it will be :laugh3::laugh3: but i'm sure I will laugh anyway

maybe he will announce the release date of LP5!!! :) (on a very unconventional way)

also, he could announce that from now on Will Champion is going to be the front-man of the band. Which will be very cool.

maybe he will announce the release date of LP5!!! :) (on a very unconventional way)

 

giving that in 2005 he wrote Micheal Eavis on his legs to thank him:P, I am pretty much prepare to any way to announce it :rolleyes:

giving that in 2005 he wrote Micheal Eavis on his legs to thank him:P, I am pretty much prepare to any way to announce it :rolleyes:

 

he will write someting on his body :D maybe about their favourite saxophone player, Clarence "Big Man" Clemons.

giving that in 2005 he wrote Micheal Eavis on his legs to thank him:P, I am pretty much prepare to any way to announce it :rolleyes:

 

just remembered that. pretty hilarious.

 

we can expect anything!!!