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Sorry NME, the name of the new album is "Mutagenic Xylobrytes"

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Instinct tells me this is true, and if so it is both an awesome name, and awful news that that dire track MM will be on LP5 :laugh3:

 

/snuggles up to pillow, and drifts off to sleep :)

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Hmm, I guess it could be true:

 

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(first post) I THINK THIS IS ACTUALLY 100% TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some weird part of my brain is telling me this might actually be true :o

LETS WAIT FOR TOMORROW FOR MORE POSTS FROM THIS GUY...

are you just another version of the original poster?? :inquisitive::inquisitive::inquisitive:

SO THIS IS A XYROBRYTE... :stunned:

 

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He should feel honoured!

He has only posted 3 posts total, all of which are in this thread. And if what you're saying now is true, why did you quickly edit that post I quoted and say "This is fake!"?

 

Detective Kelsie! :awesome:

OMG ALL OF THIS IS TRUE, CHRIS MARTIN JUST CALLED ME TO LET ME KNOW THIS :dazzled:

It all seems to fit but wouldn't it though? If someone was gonna try and prank us they would take the time to think it out and make it sound legit.:inquisitive:

What's next? Did they leave Charlie Brown off the album so they could include Wedding Bells, Singing In The Rain, and re-recorded Live Is For Living?

 

:wiseguy:

If it is true though I'm so excited that MTM will be the album closer! :smug:

OMG! IF LORE SAYS IT THEN IT MUST BE TRUE!! :P

 

HE ALSO TOLD ME GUY BERRYMAN WANTS TO MARRY ME :dazzled:

 

 

But I said no, because I like Jonny :heart:

OMG ALL OF THIS IS TRUE, CHRIS MARTIN JUST CALLED ME TO LET ME KNOW THIS :dazzled:

 

OMG LORE. :dazzled:

What's next? Did they leave Charlie Brown off the album so they could include Wedding Bells, Singing In The Rain, and re-recorded Live Is For Living?

 

:wiseguy:

Yes I bet that's what will be happening. :dazzled:

I'd like to believe none of this were true, but honestly there's no reason to doubt this. Mutagenic Xylobrytes is a stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid name, and if we hadn't already seen the word xylobrytes and the song MX, I wouldn't believe this guy, but we have so I do. Looks like some EMI employee is looking to get fired...

 

 

...and leave coldplayer1337 alone, they're not Mutagenic Xylobrytes.

Actually if the guy is serious I don't care about the album name... BUT IF THEY FORGET ABOUT ETIAW FOR LP5 I'LL BE THE HAPPIEST FANGIRL EVER :dazzled:

OMG ALL OF THIS IS TRUE, CHRIS MARTIN JUST CALLED ME TO LET ME KNOW THIS :dazzled:

Yeah suuure, why would he call you, Coldplay-basher? :phu:

PD how do i add a picture to my profile, ive been visiting this site for moths and i finally made an acound when i saw this topic! :D and it looks bad i dont have a picture :/ anyone

Yeah suuure, why would he call you, Coldplay-basher? :phu:

 

:phu: He called me to give me all that info because he knows I'm the best fan ever :dazzled:

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