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The Darkness slam Jonny!!

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Rock wildmen THE DARKNESS have dealt a blow to the musical stylings of rival band COLDPLAY - criticising their guitarist JON BUCKLAND's musical ability as "inadequate".

 

According to THE THING CALLED LOVE hitmakers, Buckland is far from impressive when he wields his musical axe and singer JUSTIN HAWKINS is concerned he is letting the rest of the CHRIS MARTIN-fronted band down.

 

Justin explains, "I like the songs but they have an inadequate guitarist. He wouldn't cut the mustard in WHITESNAKE."

 

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/0/3E451836509D04B480256DF1000C698D!opendocument

 

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

I KNEW I despised that band for a reason!!! Now I know what it is!!

 

What right have those spandex-wearing clowns got to criticise Jonny???? They're just a novelty act that will be forgotten about this time next year. They're no better than Busted!! :rolleyes:

 

*breathes*

 

Well I love Jonny

Bastards!!! :angry:

 

I like The Darkness but still... bastards!!! :P

The Darkness sucks ! Looks like those poser bands from the early 90's

I really disappointed that the Darkness have to be mean about poor Jonny. :angry:

As a fan of the Darkness I am shocked at what they said. :)

OMG im a big fan of The Darkness.....how dare they call Jonny "inadequate". ....just because their a bit of alrite....Jonnys a wkd guitarest :rolleyes: im really angry wiv what they said :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

 

if Justin likes the songs why has he said tha about Jonny...Jonnys the main part of all the songs duh!!! :idea2: hehe :lol:

whitesnake? wtf! this Coldplay isn't one of those heavy metal hair bands from the 80s. Hello! That's a stupid comment!

Rock wildmen THE DARKNESS have dealt a blow to the musical stylings of rival band COLDPLAY - criticising their guitarist JON BUCKLAND's musical ability as "inadequate".

 

According to THE THING CALLED LOVE hitmakers, Buckland is far from impressive when he wields his musical axe and singer JUSTIN HAWKINS is concerned he is letting the rest of the CHRIS MARTIN-fronted band down.

 

Justin explains, "I like the songs but they have an inadequate guitarist. He wouldn't cut the mustard in WHITESNAKE."

 

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/0/3E451836509D04B480256DF1000C698D!opendocument

 

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

I KNEW I despised that band for a reason!!! Now I know what it is!!

 

What right have those spandex-wearing clowns got to criticise Jonny???? They're just a novelty act that will be forgotten about this time next year. They're no better than Busted!! :rolleyes:

 

*breathes*

 

Well I love Jonny

 

Too right mimixx! :smug:

 

I cant believe Justin, i actually used to like him :angry: . But wen he insults one of my most favourite people in the world, then thats crossin the line! :x

Justin has no idea wat he is talking about. Jon doesnt let the band down, he puts the melody into it. Wat right does he hav 2 critise Jon, wen wears tacky cat suits :rolleyes: . I think he shuld just get over himself and just worry about where HIS band will be nxt year! :P

 

"GET YOUR HANDS OFFA MA JONNY MUTHAFUUUUUUUKA!"

-As Justin Hawkins himself wuld say :smug:

 

We all :heart: Jonny and we think he's gr8! :D And just for makin me so angry, im not going to buy the Darkness Christmas single anymore :P

We should all make a stand against Justin.

^'Get Your Hands Offa My Jonny Motherfucker' :lol: :lol:

I wonder what Justn would think if that was said to him. :lol:

Ok I didn't type 'mummy's boy' Oh yeah your not allowed to sware on here. Oops I forgot. :confused:

:lol: He'd probably do this> :stunned:

 

I rekon Justin needs a huge spankin. Not i a sexual way like we wuld to Coldplay :wink3: :stunned: lol But in a meen way:

 

Justins butt> B :whip:

:lol: *whips Justin* :lol: :stunned:

I'm so perverted. :stunned:

But for Justin I think that he deserves what he gets. :lol:

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Wahey - lets boycott Darkness Shitmas - oops sorry Christmas single!!!

 

(I know I'm childish, but I don't care!!!! :P )

I think there's a lot of hairstyle rivalry going on in todays music industry.

Young Justin is probably just jealous of Jonnys locks.

:lol: :lol:

 

But Jonny doesnt hav his luscious locks anymore. I fink that Justins just jealous of Jon cos he's hott and has such a strong following :P and Justins probably mad cos he looks like a long haired weasel and has a girls voice :lol:

*tries to keep calm*

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*can't...keep...in...rage..*

 

OMG! What bastards!! Jonny rocks, they're just jealous!

^Guy's Gyal I could not agree with you more!

 

 

*runs to find and kill some..."people"*

 

:angry: :angry: :angry: :rolleyes:

Justin just wants to be loved. Cant blame him.

He's crap though really.. hate his guts.

Idiot.

All means nothing in the end though.

Both Jonny and Justin will die, eventually, and in a few hundred years, be forgotten.

Not with Jonny. I'm gonna kidnap him in 20 years and freeze his body and leave a letter to my great great great great grandchildren to let him free and then they will do the same thing and so Jonny will live FOREVER and EVER.

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