kalex1138 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Right in the childhood! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Ie3_H_uY8]porky pig son of a bitch - YouTube[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spider-Man Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Ha! That made me lol. :lol: Thanks Tracie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Ha! That made me lol. :lol: Thanks Tracie. I still lose it every time I see it!:laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tash Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comicforce Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2013 EUROPE From JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level. Regards, John Cleese , British writer, actor and tall person And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC. Life is too short... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Crieff Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2013 EUROPE From JOHN CLEESE Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .. are we? :surprised: :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tash Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 [ame]www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tHimUM9UlY[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIVA.42 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmH4IE3Iysg]Neighbors Official Red Band Trailer #1 (2013) - Zac Efron, Seth Rogan Movie HD - YouTube[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIVA.42 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDCNJdeM9PE]Cyanide & Happiness - Ted Bear - YouTube[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalex1138 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumbersGirl Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Seeing a farmersonly.com commercial on tv. I'm a (somewhat) city person so I just don't get it. lolololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nancyk58 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 ^lol - the cat wanted to catch his attention - with success (maybe for once). Maybe he forgot to feed it - so revenge. It is CATegorically a clever kitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremyy Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Dog gifs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christa42 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Empily, those were awesome, laughed my ass off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nikola Posted September 10, 2013 Author Share Posted September 10, 2013 Pig drinks 18 beers, attempts to fight cow before passing out http://dailycaller.com/2013/09/09/pig-drinks-18-beers-attempts-to-fight-cow-before-passing-out/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coeurli Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Ohmygod I've heard of that at a pub the other day! During some sort of Pop quiz! I really wondered what the man was talking about :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikola Posted September 11, 2013 Author Share Posted September 11, 2013 Lol Curly in a Scottish pub. What did you drink, milk? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coeurli Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Lol Curly in a Scottish pub. What did you drink, milk? :POf course :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikola Posted September 11, 2013 Author Share Posted September 11, 2013 I drank lemonade the last time I was at an Irish pub because exams. /such manly man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollyxyloto Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Watching an episode of The Young Ones, always makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Rez Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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