January 15, 201214 yr Cold-hearted Chris Martin won’t play for his children CHRIS Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's nippers probably can't wait for the day the tooth fairy comes to visit. Even though the couple have millions tucked away in the bank, they don't give their children pocket money. The Coldplay singer is so worried about spoiling Apple and Moses that he refuses to even perform at their birthday events. Chris said: "We are too expensive for our kids' parties. "We cost about £50 for an hour – and we don't give them any pocket money. "Until they can afford it, we won't play for them." To be fair, their dad is giving them an almighty discount there. The band were paid millions to perform at a gig in Dubai to see in 2012. They'd need to spend a good few years doing the paper round before they got anywhere near those kind of sums. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/4055460/Chris-Martin-reveals-he-refuses-to-play-for-his-and-Gywneth-Paltrows-children-Apple-and-Moses.html
January 15, 201214 yr "Cold-hearted Chris Martin won’t play for his children" Jesus fuckin Christ. :rolleyes: The Sun... That's old "news" and it was an obvious joke...
January 15, 201214 yr I can't stop laughing!! :laugh3: LOL!!! That part of the interview was really funny!! i just can't believe they took that seriously! i really think there's a lot of people who are stupid in this world... and with this, i can confirm it. :D
January 15, 201214 yr THOSE FUCKING BITCH CALLING HIM COLD HEARTED so what if he oesnt play for them it doesnt matter even if its a joke why would they call him that
January 15, 201214 yr Author Chris Martin & his wife Gwyneth Paltrow are rich and give everything to their children.
January 15, 201214 yr Funny thing about Chris Martine. The way he says things in interviews, always sounds true. :lol:
January 15, 201214 yr "Cold-hearted Chris Martin won’t play for his children" Jesus fuckin Christ. :rolleyes: The Sun... That's old "news" and it was an obvious joke... The question is, why is it being posted here now?
January 15, 201214 yr It worries me how so many people don't have irony detectors. It's not irony, it's taking words out of context in a sensationalistic and malicious manner and making "news" out of nothing which is so typical for The Sun. I wonder how many suckers actually believe it... The question is, why is it being posted here now? Well, ask Lory. :D She's a groupie and she's obsessed with paps. :lol:
January 15, 201214 yr ^ I believed it until I read the source :\ Does that make you a sucka? :sick: :D It's from this interview, if I remember correctly: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Yld8ZR4HM]Hamish & Andy's Gap Year | Episode 9 - Part 2 (of 3) - YouTube[/ame]
January 15, 201214 yr THOSE FUCKING BITCH CALLING HIM COLD HEARTED so what if he oesnt play for them it doesnt matter even if its a joke why would they call him that Because The Sun is a pit of desperation and lies. They need to scrape the bottom of the barrel for 'news', and so twist around something that was so obviously a joke just to have something to write about. It's quite pathetic, really
January 15, 201214 yr Does that make you a sucka? :sick: :D It's from this interview, if I remember correctly: Hamish & Andy's Gap Year | Episode 9 - Part 2 (of 3) - YouTube No, it makes me awesome :D
January 15, 201214 yr It's not irony, it's taking words out of context in a sensationalistic and malicious manner and making "news" out of nothing which is so typical for The Sun. I don't think you got my point. Chris Martin was being ironic when he said that and the Sun and a large part of its readership don't realise this. Ever. That was what I was saying about the irony detector thing :)
January 15, 201214 yr Does that make you a sucka? :sick: :D It's from this interview, if I remember correctly: Hamish & Andy's Gap Year | Episode 9 - Part 2 (of 3) - YouTube oh yes, great interview btw :awesome:
January 15, 201214 yr I don't think you got my point. Chris Martin was being ironic when he said that and the Sun and a large part of its readership don't realise this. Ever. That was what I was saying about the irony detector thing :) I do agree about the readers, but I'm pretty sure that The Sun knows it's an ironic joke, especially if they watch the video, with everyone being LOLzy. :D But still they make these articles on purpose... They didn't even have to twist his words, they just presented them without the visual component, so you can easily get misunderstood, like when you use sarcasm on the internet. :)
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