It looks like it's a private picture (I found the post on Tumblr) so the photo will be removed.

My bad! Just saw it on tumblr and did not know who the ppl in the pics are.

Slow news day: Call the fire brigade! Coldplay's Chris Martin is doing the cooking

Call the fire brigade! Coldplay's Chris Martin is doing the cooking

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hmpfhahahahaha dafuq :lol: this is from such a long time ago omg! :lol:

 

*sigh* They'd do anything to get people to read them, wouldn't they?

hmpfhahahahaha dafuq :lol: this is from such a long time ago omg! :lol:

 

*sigh* They'd do anything to get people to read them, wouldn't they?

 

I guess reposting an old article is easier than writing an article about how he went to the pharmacy.

*sigh* They do anything to get people to read them, don't they?

 

fix'd

 

:P

fix'd

 

:P

Uh-oh, here comes TEH GRAMAR POLIZEI D:

What was the removed photo of?

1) Hello new Coldplayer! :cheesy:

2) LOL at your username! :laugh3:

3) All 8640 pages!? Holy BAWLZ :dizzy:

 

LOL.. 8640... I am not sure I'd survive....

 

Uh-oh, here comes TEH GRAMAR POLIZEI D:

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

Who made these, :lol: Chrissy gifs are always good. :D

 

 

Hi Chrissy!! Hi Guy! :D

 

Girls!! making it hard to not give in to the fangirlieness!!! Where are the tight pants of the day???? :lol: :glasses:

 

:gorgeous:

In which interview did Chris himself recount his experience in cooking? I read it and I remember it was very funny but I can't find it! Can anybody help me out? Tash? :P

Another slow news day: Chris Martin puts Guy up for grabs

Aaah, I had forgotten about that one!

 

"He's responsible for all our calendar sales" hahahahaha :lol:

Uh-oh, here comes TEH GRAMAR POLIZEI D:

 

Whoa, I was just kidding: I changed Céline's 'would' (possibility of media exploring any kind of thing just to attract readers) for 'do' (certainty that they do so). I wasn't correcting a grammar mistake because there was none! :blank:

Whoa, I was just kidding: I changed Céline's 'would' (possibility of media exploring any kind of thing just to attract readers) for 'do' (certainty that they do so). I wasn't correcting a grammar mistake because there was none! :blank:

Yeah tbh that's what I thought too so no worries :lol:

^Oh, great, then. Thanks :nice:

Chris Martin puts Guy up for grabs[/url]

 

Article #2: Chris Martin offers sex with Coldplay bassist for £1m

 

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edit: Coldplay's Chris Martin pimps out bassist Guy Berryman for £1 million

OHMYGOD HAHAHAHA :lol:

 

 

 

*starts gathering money*

 

After all this time I'm still in awe of how amazing and beautiful Chris Martin is.

I'm looking for this picture but bigger:

 

Please? :wink3:

I'm looking for this picture but bigger:

 

Please? :wink3:

 

I could find one of exactly the same size.

 

To try to find a similar picture or the same picture of the same size, you can go to Google images, click on the button that looks like a camera (at the right side of the searching box, right beside the keyboard button) and insert the link to the image in the box that pops up.

 

If you do that with the link to the image you posted, the result is that.

 

Hopes it helps you to find pictures.

Aaah, I had forgotten about that one!

 

"He's responsible for all our calendar sales" hahahahaha :lol:

I want a nude calendar of him

Whoa, I was just kidding: I changed Céline's 'would' (possibility of media exploring any kind of thing just to attract readers) for 'do' (certainty that they do so). I wasn't correcting a grammar mistake because there was none! :blank:

Haha whoops, I only read your post superficially and didn't see the hidden joke, sorry for that :sweatdrop:

 

Chris Martin offers sex with Coldplay bassist for £1m[/url]

 

:|

 

edit: Coldplay's Chris Martin pimps out bassist Guy Berryman for £1 million

The fuck

*starts gathering money*

*plops down next to Céline and empties her pockets*

Haha whoops, I only read your post superficially and didn't see the hidden joke, sorry for that :sweatdrop:

 

No problem at all :)

 

*plops down next to Céline and empties her pockets*

 

:laugh3:

Okay guys this is really RANDOM, but I just saw this video:

 

 

And immediately had to think of the paradise video :lol: And furthermore, this piano playing elephant totally reminds me of Chris in his dorky way :wacky: