Saffire

Ladies love how I smell when I've been mowing the lawn - it's a mix of gasoline, grass, and sweat. I've never done anything like this, but I've wanted to alot. It's probably not healthy for your emotions.

FINALLY, someone who agrees with me around here! Yeesh! :P

Here's my review of the Washington Post: The Washington Post is a typical NYT-wannabe paper that tries to straddle the fence by having a stronger political reporting team, but in typical DC fashion it completely skirts any serious effort at having a decent business page. The editorial board is weak, but not as bad as the NYT. In an effort to remain above-brow and keep circulation up (a feat no strategy employed by the paper thus far has achieved) they are currently taking to bashing the popular band Coldplay's obscure B-side tracks that very few people (other than diehard Coldplay fans and subscribers to NME with turntables) have ever heard.

Wait... you don't have green eyes!? Psh, nevermind then! :D

Bleh, don't ask.

I know exactly what I have to do, but my body and mind refuse to do it. I'm so ready for this to be over.

My debit card was charged 800 bucks just last week for plane tickets in the UK and Norway... which is strange considering I'm in the US and I never bought those. Anyway, thankfully my bank detected it and froze my account. I'm getting a new card next week.

lol sorry, I think you misunderstood... I was joking. Only dogs can hear such high notes!

It's true, he's telling your dog to fetch you a tissue because the song is so emotional.

The more I hear it, the more I like it. This could rival "the Scientist" if the guitar and drums and bass play well with the piano bit.

Except talent, good looks, and non-commercial relevance. *ohhhhh* (waves hands about) "Oh no he di'ent!"

Yep, and I work as a welder. :D

I've always liked the smell of gasoline, so I'm thinking of sprinkling a bit of that on my neck tomorrow. The only downside is how freaking expensive it's getting lately. Thoughts?

*steps back slowly, while feeling for knife on countertop*

Hey busybeeburns, let me take this opportunity to suck up to you. I've been on other forums where moderators are freaking nazis and ban people right and left, close down topics, write condescendingly to members, etc. and it drives me nuts. I'd rather there be "controlled chaos" than fascism, and I think you and the other mods are doing an excellent job handling things around here - you've struck a good balance.

New and improved... with more wholesome content! (NOT!)

It's sort of tough for the beautiful women thread to have topless pictures, lol. Joe Griffith:

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lmao dude first you recognized my tie and now you're talking about some cologne I've never heard of... something tells me you worked in a department store! Come on, fess up. :)

So ladies... question for you all: Is this stuff really effective? I think it smells horrible. But I've had girls tell me they like it when it's not too strong. Oh and what about that Abercrombie stuff they sell in the stores? I freaking hate that smell.

I was almost raped and kidnapped the other day but I happened to have a flashlight with me. Thank goodness! LOL

I have my windows open now, I love fresh air. Late spring/early summer is my favorite time of year. Plus it doesn't get totally dark until like 10:00pm here.

That just means he likes to watch. :D <<Terrible person. (not Guy, me.)

And on our lunch break, under the desk. You know it, baby. :D