I agree, she's entitled to say whatever she wants, but why not have a little class and keep some things to yourself? Honestly, she's an actress, if it weren't for America, she wouldn't be worth shit. No matter where you are, it's the US you go to to make money and really become popular.

 

No offense of course to other countries! :)

I just hope none of the Coldplay guys share her rude views. :)

I just hope none of the Coldplay guys share her rude views. :)

 

Even if they do, I'm certain all of them are smart enough not to voice them. Some things you keep to yourself.

im sure her words were taken out of context.

Open Letter To Gwyneth Paltrow

 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,234913,00.html

 

OUCH!

Gwyneth Palrow: American psyche

 

When a Hollywood star says she loves Britain, there’s only one thing for it. Start packing …

 

It appears that, three years in and after a lot of thought, Gwyneth Paltrow has decided she likes living in Britain after all. Looking out of my window, I have yet to spot crowds cheering in the street and banners hanging out of windows, and the government has not declared a special public holiday. However, it’s early days and maybe many Britons don’t realise that we’ve been ‘approved of’ by Paltrow - the Hollywood actor who’s married to Coldplay’s Chris Martin, who has a child named Apple, and who once said she liked to eat her macrobiotic meals in the nude, the better to castigate herself for any undue weight gain. Alternatively, the British public is fully aware of Gwynnie’s seal of approval and simply couldn’t care less, seeing her as a po-faced, patronising little madam parading around our capital like some entertainment version of a Second World War GI - overpaid, overbearing and over here.

 

It wasn’t so long ago that Paltrow was denouncing British men, pronouncing herself bewildered that none of them ever asked her out, though some of us could take a wild guess (see ‘macrobiotic nude dining’). She also complained about our under-par customer service (they bang on about how they want to be treated ‘normally’, but when they are, they sulk). And even moaned about our lady revellers - ‘I don’t like drunk women, it’s such a bad look,’ said Paltrow, though one could cite worse ‘looks’ (see again ‘macrobiotic’, etc). However, now Paltrow has decided our ‘dinner parties’ are better than in the US. ‘People don’t talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things,’ she said. ‘I like living here because I don’t fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilised than Americans.’ All of which is very flattering (mainly to Paltrow, but to us as well). Still, one has to ask, if Gwyneth Paltrow suddenly thinks she ‘fits in’ with Britons, then where are we going wrong?

 

I have nothing against Americans, but is it really a good thing that Paltrow rates us? One friend said it was like being slapped on the back by a head girl (’It makes me feel like misbehaving’). One also wonders about these ‘dinner parties’. Granted, most British people don’t talk about money or work over dinner. We’re too busy ranting about Heat magazine or property prices, or rowing about things that really only 13-year-olds should care about. (If you haven’t seen grown adults drunkenly debating Snow Patrol at 2.30 in the morning, you don’t know what pathos is.) Then there’s the food (anyone for stone-cold semi-raw tortellini, served rather late because the hosts got ‘distracted’?). The night ending with everyone going home, blaming everyone else for the state they’re in, some of them carrying half-asleep children (they only came for lunch), and everyone wishing they hadn’t come. Now that’s a British dinner party. No dinner and a bit too much party, but that’s the way we do it.

 

One can only imagine the dinners Paltrow is talking about - the carefully selected guests from ‘all walks of life’; the to-die-for food; the anguished debates about Africa (bung some money at Comic Relief if you’re that bothered); the special room for coats, and the even more special room for nooses so that guests who’ve had enough can quietly slip away and hang themselves. Then, ‘Hometime! Good gracious, it’s nearly 9.30pm.’ I’m sure we’re all agreed - give us a brassy workaholic (American or otherwise) ranting on about his enormous paycheque over that kind of worthy bore-athon any day. Perhaps I’m just jealous because I think an ‘upmarket’ do is when you don’t leave in the cab cuddling a gleefully accepted half-finished wine box with the tap dripping into your lap.

 

It just seems to say something that Paltrow gives credit to Madonna (’Flat cap, real ale, let’s shoot some pheasants and go dahn the boozer!’) for her new affinity with the British people. Bearing that in mind, one is amazed the newly ‘anglophile’ Paltrow isn’t twirling chimney brushes in the street and singing Dick Van Dyke songs from Mary Poppins. Moreover, is it just me, or is it a bit presumptuous, dare one say ill bred, for Paltrow to be haughtily proclaiming she has decided to like the British after all? When, really, isn’t it up to us to decide whether we are in any way inclined to put up with her?

 

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/

^It's really not that serious, lol. I'm shocked people care so much.

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin On The Move Again?

 

Are Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay front man Chris Martin on the move again?

 

On Nov. 28, the star couple listed their 7,396-square-foot Tribeca pad for $13.75 million, according to real-estate records. (They're reported to have bought it last year for about $7 million.)

 

Curiously, the listing was pulled the next day. Some wonder if the unlisting might be related to reports that she made "anti-American" comments on a recent press event in Spain. Paltrow has insisted she was misquoted, saying: "I feel so proud to be American" and "I am a New York girl."

 

Paltrow's rep couldn't reach the actress by deadline, but said the Tribeca listing "had to be a mistake. She just finished decorating most of the place."

 

Source: http://www.nydailynews.com

CAPTION: ITAR-TASS 110: MOSCOW, RUSSIA. DECEMBER 13. Oscar-winning US actress Gwyneth Paltrow leaves the Ararat Park Hyatt Hotel. (Photo ITAR-TASS / Yuri Samolygo)

 

credit-newscom

Hm, she must have been in a hurry, because she obviously forgot her skirt. ;)

 

 

A.

I hope she's not going to do a Britney Spears in that dress! :laugh3: :laugh3:

i dunno if any of ye read lauren weisberger's book 'everyone worth knowing' but she refers to Gwyneth numerous times in the text about dating some english , ficitonal character called philip weston.JUST THOUGHT I'D SHARE AS I THOUGHT IT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD!!!:laugh3: :laugh3:

Her hair and make-up look very pretty! but I think the dress is a bit too short for her.

She looks nice in the new pics, I like her hair.

wow her legs lookamazing. man, that yoga is paying off obviously.

She looks gorgeous :D

SHE WAS IN RUSSIA , THAT`S SO CLOSE TO UKRAINE :cry:

wow amazing for a woman who has had 2 children!

Still No Thaw In Big Freeze Between Paltrow And Madonna Over Nativity Play

 

 

The Spoof reported recently about the 'bad feeling' between the showbiz parents of Apple Martin and Lourdes Madonna Ritchie, at the Marie Dubois Junior School in London's trendy Notting Hill, over who was to get the starring role in the school's nativity play 'Yo Jezza Dude'.

 

Well we knew that something might happen but nothing prepared us for what actually did.

 

Our showbiz reporter Oscar Bafta was there on the opening night and reports:

 

The lights went down to reveal Apple (Mary) and Wee Jimmy Krankie (Joseph) calling at the inn only to be refused admission. They then went round the back to the stables and what a sight!

 

Lourdes Madonna was lowered down from the ceiling on a wire to a back-drop of scantily clad male dancers wearing what I can only imagine was supposed to be an angel costume; what there was of it. She then went into a raunchy dance routine before announcing that "The Jezza Dude was to be born this night"

 

Pandemonium then broke out amongst the mums and dads in the audience with many of them rushing the stage to take their kids out of the production on the spot.

 

Meanwhile during the fracas Lourdes had done a quick change backstage into a Jean-Paul Gaultier bustier and was about to do a big production number that seemed to include the London Gospel Choir and a 50 piece symphony orchestra.

 

The proceedings were drawn to a premature close by Madame Dubois who took to the stage and wished everybody a very merry Christmas. The curtain then fell and that was it.

 

A spokesman for Madonna told The Spoof:

 

"These people are too conservative and reactionary. That show was an everyday Beverley Hills kid's show. I can't believe that they didn't dig it.

 

"I told them they should have let Lourdes play Mary"

 

Chris Martin wouldn't be drawn on the matter and told our reporter to "Go and sling his hook" Gwyneth Paltrow maintained a discreet silence and just looked proud and haughty.

 

Wee Jimmy Krankie, who was giving London his final Joseph as he is turning 11 in January, was said to be devastated that his swansong was totally ruined.

 

The Spoof understands that the remaining two nights in the scheduled run have been cancelled and boot-legged videos of the event are available on ebay for £200 a throw.

 

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i12921

 

Gwyneth visits Stella McCartney and new baby

This thread is pathetic. Aren't you supposed to be fans of COLDPLAY?

Thats what Im sayin'...

:laugh3: