Prince Myshkin Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 I've been late for work, social gatherings and general life outside my bedroom because of masturbation. But that's ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Life Outside the Bedroom: The Greg Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiquidSky Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 I woke up too early to.. To read all about the concert yesterday, how embarrassing!! :curtain: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiquidSky Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 I've been late for work, social gatherings and general life outside my bedroom because of masturbation. But that's ok. :whatever: Ha! That smilie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Life Outside the Bedroom: The Greg Story Considerably less entertaining than the prequel, Life Inside the Bedroom: The Greg Story I woke up too early to.. To read all about the concert yesterday, how embarrassing!! :curtain: This is embarrassing. :whatever: Ha! That smilie. The day people can genuinely laugh at masturbation, without humorous context attached to it, is a sad, sad day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiOli05 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 I've been late for work, social gatherings and general life outside my bedroom because of masturbation. But that's ok. This is better than waking up at 4am to send unspeakable-of snapchats... Not because I am doing it... At all... Pfff not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Alarm set for those or just awaking naturally because of absolute necessity to send? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiOli05 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Waking naturally... I live a sad, sad life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Ah man, it aint no fun if you aren't enjoying it. Make a few changes to your routines and see if it helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiOli05 Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Lol, I am enjoying it, it does not mean it is not a boring life anyways :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Fair enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiquidSky Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Considerably less entertaining than the prequel, Life Inside the Bedroom: The Greg Story This is embarrassing Be quiet! Anyway, good night guys :sleep: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted December 20, 2013 Author Share Posted December 20, 2013 I had to pee before I read your posts. Does that count? Sorry to be so boring, lol. Apparently my bathroom and bedroom habits aren't worthy of this thread, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Did you have to pee because of the prospect of so many posts in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted December 20, 2013 Author Share Posted December 20, 2013 Figured I wouldn't make it to the bathroom otherwise, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiOli05 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I was late for work a few days ago, and did not have the chance to properly comb my hair, plus I had not used the hair cream so hair was a mess... I could not take it anymore and combed my hair with a fork which did not really help it, so it remained in a bow the entire day -.-'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon7 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I have 3 testicules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookLover715 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 This has evolved slightly from the cute baby stories thread it started as... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted April 21, 2014 Author Share Posted April 21, 2014 Evolved or devolved?:lol:This has evolved slightly from the cute baby stories thread it started as... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontgo Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I get it, thats bad i think lol we dont need cute baby stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontgo Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I love lounging around :bow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheresmypenis Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 so here is my puke story; its real btw ...i was in camp once and at night they used to shut the doors so we don't go outside and get lost ,the bad thing is we couldn't go out to the toilet either.Another bad thing is that some people don't get used to camp food,yup that was me i wanted to puke badly but the door was shut.Luckily everyone was sleeping so i grabbed a bag puked in it and tried to throw it outside through a small window,but my aim was bad so it got stuck,the bag broke and there was puke all over the window....so i did like a smart kid and went back to sleep cause the guy sleeping near the window would be guilty anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 ^ what a lovely puke story :wacky: so i did like a smart kid and went back to sleep cause the guy sleeping near the window would be guilty anyways LOL YOU ASS :laugh3: I killed an entire nest of wasps a few summers ago because I was feeling evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rafaelchampion Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I like men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghoststories Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 In kindergarden ,The teacher was telling to the class the story about the death of her dog . And I started crying , so she put me on her laps telling me to not cry he is in a better place . Then I said : "I'm crying because I peed in my pants " . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now