I've been late for work, social gatherings and general life outside my bedroom because of masturbation. But that's ok.

Life Outside the Bedroom: The Greg Story

I woke up too early to.. To read all about the concert yesterday, how embarrassing!! :curtain:

I've been late for work, social gatherings and general life outside my bedroom because of masturbation. But that's ok.

 

:whatever:

 

Ha! That smilie.

Life Outside the Bedroom: The Greg Story

Considerably less entertaining than the prequel, Life Inside the Bedroom: The Greg Story

I woke up too early to.. To read all about the concert yesterday, how embarrassing!! :curtain:

This is embarrassing.

:whatever:

 

Ha! That smilie.

 

The day people can genuinely laugh at masturbation, without humorous context attached to it, is a sad, sad day.

I've been late for work, social gatherings and general life outside my bedroom because of masturbation. But that's ok.

 

This is better than waking up at 4am to send unspeakable-of snapchats...

 

Not because I am doing it... At all... Pfff not me.

Alarm set for those or just awaking naturally because of absolute necessity to send?

Waking naturally...

 

 

 

I live a sad, sad life.

Ah man, it aint no fun if you aren't enjoying it. Make a few changes to your routines and see if it helps.

Lol, I am enjoying it, it does not mean it is not a boring life anyways :P

Fair enough!

Considerably less entertaining than the prequel, Life Inside the Bedroom: The Greg Story

 

This is embarrassing

 

Be quiet! Anyway, good night guys :sleep:

I had to pee before I read your posts. Does that count? Sorry to be so boring, lol. Apparently my bathroom and bedroom habits aren't worthy of this thread, lol.

Did you have to pee because of the prospect of so many posts in here?

Figured I wouldn't make it to the bathroom otherwise, lol.

I was late for work a few days ago, and did not have the chance to properly comb my hair, plus I had not used the hair cream so hair was a mess... I could not take it anymore and combed my hair with a fork which did not really help it, so it remained in a bow the entire day -.-'...

I have 3 testicules.

This has evolved slightly from the cute baby stories thread it started as...

Evolved or devolved?:lol:

This has evolved slightly from the cute baby stories thread it started as...

I get it, thats bad i think lol we dont need cute baby stories

I love lounging around :bow:

so here is my puke story; its real btw ...i was in camp once and at night they used to shut the doors so we don't go outside and get lost ,the bad thing is we couldn't go out to the toilet either.Another bad thing is that some people don't get used to camp food,yup that was me i wanted to puke badly but the door was shut.Luckily everyone was sleeping so i grabbed a bag puked in it and tried to throw it outside through a small window,but my aim was bad so it got stuck,the bag broke and there was puke all over the window....so i did like a smart kid and went back to sleep cause the guy sleeping near the window would be guilty anyways

^ what a lovely puke story :wacky:

 

so i did like a smart kid and went back to sleep cause the guy sleeping near the window would be guilty anyways

LOL YOU ASS :laugh3:

 

 

I killed an entire nest of wasps a few summers ago because I was feeling evil.

I like men.

In kindergarden ,The teacher was telling to the class the story about the death of her dog . And I started crying , so she put me on her laps telling me to not cry he is in a better place . Then I said :

"I'm crying because I peed in my pants " .