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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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  • butterfliesinjapan
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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

*actual event, lol*

 

When napping with the also obsessed 3 yr. old nephew, he bolts awake and frantically points for me to find something he dropped behind the bed,.....and it is the Coldplay Live 2003 dvd.:laugh3:

... when "In My Place" was on the tv and you were really excited :D and you brother arrives and asks you if you already saw his room, and i don't really remember what i answered to him probably "sure, later", and then he goes "oh yeah the video :rolleyes:" and waits until it's over :P

You know you're addicted when your teacher talks about heaven and you start thinking "You didn't get to heaven but you made it close".

You know you're addicted when your teacher talks about heaven and you start thinking "You didn't get to heaven but you made it close".

 

Did you post this twice on purpose? ;)

 

As someone who is addicted to Coldplay I love that you posted it twice, whether on purpose or not. :D

when your friend asks you to get something for him, and you ask him what he wants you to get him, so you say: "what? everything under the sun?"

 

then i started singing "the world turned upside down". :wacky::P!!

1. when you die if u don't hear a coldplay song at least every 2 hrs. :(

2. when ur in art club and u need a pallet, so u ask the teacher where it is and she says it's over there, and u thought she was talking about the cabinet (which is blocked by tables, but she was really talking about a table in front of the cabinet lol) so u reach really far to get a pallet from cabinet and u end up hurting ur arm doing it and the teacher says "oh i meant that there are some on the table! I didn't mean for u to go through all that trouble!" and u smile and say "you didn't mean to cause me trouble, did u?" and then u say, "yeah i was in trouble all right, i was like stuck in a spider web." and then u start laughing and everyone else is like, "huh? wah?" and ur like, "oh nothing...." lol! :P

When you want to disown your mother because she was doing a game on the internet and the question was :" What's the name of Coldplay's singer?"

SHE DIDN'T KNOW IT ! :o

After that she didn't dare to avow :lol:

^^Lol, I do that a lot.But fortunately I have one friend who usually gets it. But not always. :P

Edit: the above was for what MartinLover said before. How could you not know its Chris?

Well I had a funny Coldplay addicted moment a few minutes ago. I was playing a quiz game on ps2 and then there was a picture of Chris and it said 'who is this British singer?' and so I (naturally) bashed the controller incredibly quickly while yelling 'My answer, my anwer!' Cause i'd been about to say 'my Chris' but then that would be a bit too weird in front of everyone. Anyway I got the answer right :) so Chris got me 500 extra points. And all the while I was (and still am) wearing my Coldplay tshirt :D Good times :P.

When its your first day back at school after the Coldplay show, you can't stop singing,laughing or talking when the teacher writes on the board "The Hardest Part about camp was..."

^^Lol, I do that a lot.But fortunately I have one friend who usually gets it. But not always. :P

Edit: the above was for what MartinLover said before. How could you not know its Chris?

Well I had a funny Coldplay addicted moment a few minutes ago. I was playing a quiz game on ps2 and then there was a picture of Chris and it said 'who is this British singer?' and so I (naturally) bashed the controller incredibly quickly while yelling 'My answer, my anwer!' Cause i'd been about to say 'my Chris' but then that would be a bit too weird in front of everyone. Anyway I got the answer right :) so Chris got me 500 extra points. And all the while I was (and still am) wearing my Coldplay tshirt :D Good times :P.

Haha I love your story ! :P

I would have said "My Chris, my Chris !" ... uh maybe not since I have to hide this addiction in front of friends :D

 

:o how can she NOT know?!?!?!

Honestly I don't know :sick:

For the moment I didn't forget her :lol:

Haha I love your story ! :P

I would have said "My Chris, my Chris !" ... uh maybe not since I have to hide this addiction in front of friends :D

 

Same. Especially when someone comes over to me and they're like '*insert name here * is obsessed with *insert name here* the 30 something year old actor' and i'm thinking to myself, well Chris and Guy are barely 30 :P

And I was just really thirsty so I had like 3 glasses of water, but when I thought about the song glass of water I started laughing and nearly choked :P :lol:

when your sister wants you to take off your MWLIB bracelets for her wedding rehearsal, ceremony and reception, and you completely freak out. :bigcry:!!!

^^Ha!

 

When your sis says something about 'time goes on' and you automatically begin singing 'it goes on...time only can lead you home' and she looks at you like your crazy:P

 

:escaping:

When you become angry against your mother because you see a Cat Seven's vinyle...:o

Aaaaaaaaaah my mother did it again !!!

She didn't know the name of Coldplay's last album :o

My God I have to educate her right now !

:P

^^hah, COLDPLAY 101. :D

 

 

when you FREAK out because some dude busking with a saxaphone on the street is playing yellow.

 

 

 

i gave him nine bucks. :wacko::P!!

When your best friends start laughing and shaking their heads because your media tutor lets you do a case study on the VLV saga.

 

When your friend calls you a Coldplay freak. And you don't argue with them.

Forgive me if they've been posted before, but here are some that totally apply to me:

 

You're constantly boring your friends with Coldplay facts

Your friends belong to two distinct categories -- Coldplay fans, and non-Coldplay fans, and you are always trying to convert the people who belong to the latter category into Coldplay fans

You've already made some of your friends HUGE Coldplay fans

Most of your doodles in class involve Coldplay in some way

You're always trying to come up with interesting questions to ask Oracle

 

:)

Aaaaaaaaaah my mother did it again !!!

She didn't know the name of Coldplay's last album :o

My God I have to educate her right now !

:P

 

hahah don't worry my mom sometimes still calls them "coldplane":dozey:... then she gets mad at me because i make fun of her :P

^^hah, COLDPLAY 101. :D

 

 

when you FREAK out because some dude busking with a saxaphone on the street is playing yellow.

 

 

 

i gave him nine bucks. :wacko::P!!

 

all right!

i think you're gonna get some pretty good Coldplay karma for that. ;)

hahah don't worry my mom sometimes still calls them "coldplane":dozey:... then she gets mad at me because i make fun of her :P

 

Haha Coldplane :D

You totally have to make fun of her :P

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