Open-Politik Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 We'll see:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 KAKA IS COMING ... oh my fecking gosh !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 really great way to alienate a whole squad, pay one player the combined wages of all the others :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 keep laughing mate... its making me fall out my chair.... Just been passed a transcript of some dialogue between Man City and AC Milan superstar Kaka. Unfortunately I only have it from the City end but I think it is clear for all as to the total content: "Hello, is that Kaka? How do you fancy becoming the supply line to Craig Bellamy and Darius Vassell this winter? "No, your fellow countryman doesn't like the cold and will be out until mid April - but you will play alongside Stephen Ireland" "No, Kaka, Ireland is a person not a country" "yes, I fully appreciate that he is not Ronaldinho, Pirlo or even Beckham but many fans have him in their fantasy football" "I know you are currently the richest man in Italy but we can double it!" "erm, well, we have had a bit of a slide recently and we are currently 15th" "erm, out of 20...... but Mark Hughes once won the double for our neighbours" "Hughes" "Ex Blackburn boss" "Blackburn, Blackburn Rovers" "No, Blackburn......Black.....Burn" "HUGHES man, HUGHES!!!" "He once scored a good goal against Spain" "No, thats Gerry Armstrong..... anyway, are you coming or not?" "Usually about two thirds full but if we play a big team its really rocks" "yes I know, but we dont even have a car park cos all the fans walk to the ground they are so local" "Relevance? well, I suppose its all they have to brag about whether its true or not" "Only the one to be fair but its called 'blue moon' you will love it" "Blue" "yes, definitely blue, always has been" "No, no, no, they are in Trafford" "yes they are, steeped in it in fact but what good is history to you my ambitious friend?" "erm, 1976 I think" "it was the er, the er League cup if memory serves me right" "Well, the plan was to get in the top 4 this season and then....." "yes, I realise that but....." "Aston Villa? Whats it got to do with them?" "Yes, I know but we have been down this history route already" "How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know about Nottingham Forest?" "Yes, yes, and Leeds United also made a final but you are missing my point, this is all about the future" "Give me strength......HUGHES!!!!" "yes I know he did and he was a legend there but he is a changed man" "forget them, they are falling apart" "But all those trophies were won last year! They have won nothing in 2009" "I have told you.... 1976!!!!" "How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know that Virginia Wade has won Wimbledon since then?" "Yes she probably is in her 60's" "I dont know, probably about 10 league titles, 2 european cups and countless domestic cups what has that got to do with it?" "76,000 why?" "yes, every game, even minor cups I suppose, but where is this getting us?" "Yes, the league cup is considered a minor cup over here why?" "I know, I know, I know, ok perhaps they won the FA Cup in 1970 or something does it really matter?" "look, Kaka, we will treble whatever you are on now, buy you a mansion in Alderley Edge and give you a helicopter for your front lawn....are you joining us?" "NO!, its owned by the council - what has the ground got to do with anything" "well, officially its the city of manchester stadium but most people call it Eastlands" "EAST!, not Waste" "You will be adored there" "No, not there, here I meant" "No, thats Old Trafford, I meant adored here at Waste....erm, Eastlands" "Anderson??? what does he know?" "Ok I hear what you say, but other than Pride, Ambition, Achievement, History, Passion and a large car park - what can they offer you?" "what do you mean no credit left in your phone.....I phoned you" "Hello, Mr Kaka,...... Mr Kaka are you there?............................YOU RED B*ST*RD!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Well Man City need a goal-scoring machine because their defense is crap :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 ... not just because Dunne has just been sent off again is it?!! :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Joe Cole out for the rest of the season... and Spurs are back on the bottom of the Premier League :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 did I mention Newcastle are getting stuffed by the might of... Blackburn Rovers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Chelsea are being held at home to STOKE and Berbatov has scored a last minute winner for United! Liverpool down to second! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 At least Chelsea managed to beat Stoke. Poor Liverpool, another year, another failure to win the league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petit Prince Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Poor Liverpool, another year, another failure to win the league. Clearly. It's January and they're one point behind Man United. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 as opposed to May and 18 points behind? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Personally I think UTD will win I will also stick my neck out Arsenal will make a late charge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Personally I think UTD will win I will also stick my neck out Arsenal will make a late charge For 4th? Look at the bottom half of the table, 5 points separate the team in 10th and the teams at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 SEE U in the tarvern soon mate. around may. (apart from the shootings, muggins, etc)Manchester is not that bad...and if they offerd me 4 times my current wage i would consider going back... good luck [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avx8uVXTu0I&feature=related]YouTube - Best of kaka[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Joe Cole out for the rest of the season... and Spurs are back on the bottom of the Premier League :P Plus "miss of the season" by bent!:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 ... not just because Dunne has just been sent off again is it?!! :laugh3: Yup - the boy "dunne" bad............................. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Manchester City have confirmed the signing of Craig Bellamy .. Just like playing Football Manager with a cheat !! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Manchester City have confirmed the signing of Craig Bellamy .. Just like playing Football Manager with a cheat !! :D He's had more football clubs than Joey Barton's had rucks..................... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 2206: Breaking news: The prime minister of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi, who is also the owner of AC Milan, has told Italian television that Kaka is staying at the club. Repeat, Kaka will not be joining Manchester City. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ GUTTED !!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 2206: Breaking news: The prime minister of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi, who is also the owner of AC Milan, has told Italian television that Kaka is staying at the club. Repeat, Kaka will not be joining Manchester City. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ GUTTED !!!!!!!!!!! So there is some loyalty and decency left in football after all. Respect!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorrificAttack Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Anyone with a brain knew he was never gunna go anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 This is quality news -------------- source check the MEN Manchester United current sponsors AIG have not chosen to extend their current shirt sponsorship deal, their new sponsors will be called TATA communications, a Indian Sub Contentent Telecommunication Suppler who are in the process of being acquired by the Abu Duibi Group that own the nearest and dearest rivals " The Mighty Manchester City " The Abu Dubai Group have plans to re brand Tata Communications un the Manchester City Brand name.. Leading on to their kit sponsor logo being " City " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorrificAttack Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Their sponsor is a Watch manufacturer, they wouldn't put CITY on their tops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Ah AIG, or as it's known now as the "American International Government", or "Almost in Greece". I'm waiting to see when Abu Duibi Group get bored with their current play-thing and decide to turn off the taps and since Robinho has gotten fed up at playing in the wrong side of manchester, and wants off. At least you have a weekend off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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