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Ask the Oracle on Coldplay.com (Now in session!)

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November 25, 2009 - submitted by Taylor, Canada[/color]

 

Q. Hello Oracle,

I think you've made a mistake. You told Tom from the UK that Shiver was on the Blue Room EP. It wasn't, Shiver was first released on Parachutes. Just a clarification, all-knowing Oracle. ;)

 

 

The Oracle replies:

 

Taylor the mistake is yours. If you re-read my repsonse please note the word AFTER... that is very important.

Now before I dish out a hundred lines of "I will not doubt the Oracle" go and have a look! ;)

 

haha

 

November 25, 2009 - submitted by sg, United Kingdom[/color]

 

Q. Was Chris Jonny's best man and if so did he do a funny speech?

 

 

The Oracle replies:

 

Actually it was Will...

May I take this opportunity to say many thanks for all your messages of congratulations by the way.

 

Jonny got married recently?

...oh wait, I just found the thread.

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November 25, 2009 - submitted by sg, United Kingdom

 

Q. Was Chris Jonny's best man and if so did he do a funny speech?

 

 

The Oracle replies:

 

Actually it was Will...

May I take this opportunity to say many thanks for all your messages of congratulations by the way.

 

 

That actually made my day :D:D:D aaaaawwwwwww

November 26, 2009 - submitted by Ines, Portugal[/color]

 

Q. Oracle, you're Dr. Frasier Crane aren't you?

 

Ines

 

The Oracle replies:

 

I can't deny that I have long been a fan of Frasier. I aspire to be as popular in the advice giving stakes but I think I could beat him hands down with my Coldplay knowledge. It's a bit like Mastermind ... they're my chosen specialized subject!

 

 

:lol: One of the best sketches in history!

Will was Jonny best man.... :heart: But it's strange to me that that wasn't Chris...maybe Jonny feared Chris will make his best man speech a 'Chris martin embarassing show' :laugh3:

 

:lol: this!

 

aww Will! :heart:

for some reason i feel so bad that Jonny didnt pick Chris as his best man.we know that Chris adores Jonny.I wonder how he feels??

^I'm sure he is fine.They're all close friends.It's not a soap opera

November 27, 2009 - submitted by Kevin, United States of America

 

Q. Dear all powerful and sexy Oracle,

 

I recently discovered my girlfriend may be cheating on me, but I have no hard proof. She also wants me to get rid of my hamster Sammey, whom I love very much and have had since she was born. I'm worried that I might throw away something I hold very close to me, in order to satisfy another one that is close to me, whom may not feel the same way. what do I do?

Thanks for at least reading this! I <3 u.

 

The Oracle replies:

 

Well Kevin I happen to think this is a case of love me, love my hamster. You've had Sammey since she was born so your girlfriend has been aware of her existence from day one of your relationship. I don't think you should give up your hamster for anyone! If your girlfriend loves you she will accept your pet is part of the deal.

That's not even taking into account that you suspect her of cheating; that's an entirely separate issue that you need to tackle.

November 27, 2009 - submitted by Olivia, Germany

 

Q. So Oracle, when do the guys start recording songs for the new Album ?! After the Latin American Tour ?! <3

 

 

The Oracle replies:

 

The guys are already in the studio working on new ideas for the next album. They did have a break after the recent tour dates finished.

November 27, 2009 - submitted by Imelda, United States of America

 

Q. I don't know if the picture I saw is the official one but I saw one of Coldplay as Simpson characters and they were horrible. Why did they make Guy so ugly and old looking again? Also, the rest of the band look nothing like themselves either! Please answer.

 

 

The Oracle replies:

 

As far as I'm aware, no images from the band's upcoming appearance have been officially released. I do agree that the picture in circulation isn't the greatest likeness but The Simpsons isn't necessarily about identical resemblance. I can't say that many characters are attractive either though the Winona Ryder voiced Allison Taylor is pretty hot.

"As far as I'm aware, no images from the band's upcoming appearance have been officially released."

 

thank. god.

:P

I remember the day The Sun printed that "Simpsons" picture. We all went nuts :lol:

November 27, 2009 - submitted by Imelda, United States of America[/color]

 

Q. I don't know if the picture I saw is the official one but I saw one of Coldplay as Simpson characters and they were horrible. Why did they make Guy so ugly and old looking again? Also, the rest of the band look nothing like themselves either! Please answer.

 

 

The Oracle replies:

 

As far as I'm aware, no images from the band's upcoming appearance have been officially released. I do agree that the picture in circulation isn't the greatest likeness but The Simpsons isn't necessarily about identical resemblance. I can't say that many characters are attractive either though the Winona Ryder voiced Allison Taylor is pretty hot.

 

 

This was my question! :dance:

Congrats, Imelda, I love it when Coldplayers get picked :D

Thanks you guys, I was surprised that she answered this question though. I submitted it months ago.:laugh3:

I did think it was probably submitted a while ago.

 

I reckon it's true that every single mail gets read, but not necessarily quickly.

 

Although one of mine got answered less than two hours after I sent it... but I think that was really unusual!

November 27, 2009 - submitted by Olivia, Germany[/color]

 

Q. So Oracle, when do the guys start recording songs for the new Album ?! After the Latin American Tour ?! <3

 

 

The Oracle replies:

 

The guys are already in the studio working on new ideas for the next album. They did have a break after the recent tour dates finished.

 

Im really happy to read this

Good pick, Jonny! I think Chris would be an awful Best Man!

 

Chris was Phil's and he was fantastic!

Chris was Phil's and he was fantastic!

 

I bet :D

Chris is hilarious

Chris was Phil's and he was fantastic!

 

Be honest, Debs, how often did he apologise during the speech? :P

for some reason i feel so bad that Jonny didnt pick Chris as his best man.we know that Chris adores Jonny.I wonder how he feels??

 

Are you suggesting Jonny doesn't realise Chris loves him?!

 

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