Granted but when you first ride it , he kicks you in the head

 

I wish I could go to Mexico City to the Coldplay concert

Granted but half way thru the concert you get kicked out, Coldplay files a restraining order against you.

 

I wish he would stop seeing all those other girls and starting see me :p

Granted, but he breaks up with you after an hour.

 

I wish my neighbor was not self-centered, stupid, and that she stopped treating me like I'm her assistant.

Sure, but you'll be his sex slave.

I want a cookie.

Granted, but the cookie is poisoned.

 

I wish I can actually talk to Green Day. :)

Granted, but they ignore you the entire time you talk to them :p

 

I wish I Wasn't the oldest of my 4 siblings... :shifty:

(so not cool :o)

Granted, but then you become an infant again.

 

I wish I could fly. :lol:

granted but you are hanging on a parachute

 

I wish I had legs like a chicken

Granted, but I WILL EAT THEM! :lol:

 

I wish every HOT girl loved me!

Granted, but none of them will have sex with you. :lol:

 

I wish I could kill every Disney star.

Granted, but you are sentenced to life in prison.

 

I wish my English homework would do itself.

granted but they done itself with lots of mistakes and you got the lowest grade!!

 

I wish I were genius :wacky:

Granted, but everyone is still smarter than you.

 

I wish I could visit another country.

Granted but you were kidnapped in another country for 50 years:wink3:

 

I wish I would learn some new language.

Ok, but you will only learn offensive things and get beat up by native talkers

 

 

 

 

i wish i could travel to see a friend :nice:

Granted, but your friend is not home.

 

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early.

Granted. But you will never wake up again! :evil:

 

 

I wish my penis wasn't so ginormously huge like it is

Ummm. OK. So your penis is now über small. Have fun with that.

 

I wish I were fluent in every language of the world, including the fake/gibberish ones. :wacky:

Granted, but now everyone in the world has gone deaf. :braces:

 

I wish I knew everything.

^ Exactly, which calls for sign language, which would fall under the "language" category, so I'm good to go. :D

 

Granted! You know everything, but everyone else in the world becomes utterly dependent on you, and under the infinite amount of pressure, you go mad. :freak:

 

I wish Chris Wolstenholme would give me a sultry massage. :wacky:

Granted, but later you'll find out he's not Mr. Wolstenholme :D

 

 

I wish I had a good result for my exams

Granted, but you are accused of cheating.

 

I wish I had a million dollars.

...Then who is he? :uhoh:

 

Granted! You ace your exams...but now everyone is asking you to do their homework and they won't leave you alone.

 

Kelsie: Granted! Too bad, after subtracting all expenses and taxes, you're left with a measly $2.66.

 

I wish I had a boyfriend that looked like Chris Wolstenholme, minus the tattoos. :wacko:

Granted, but he has a very disturbing body odor :sick:

 

 

I wish Violet won't get her Chris Wolstenholme :devilish:

Granted, but she's going to murder you in the near future. :D

 

I wish I wasn't bored.