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Which Coldplaying.com member is most likely to be posting from jail?

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Option 1:

Ren (KnightofCydonia) - We haven't seen him around for a while. Usually he's a regular poster, but sometimes he dissapears for a couple weeks. Suspicious? I think so.

 

Option 2:

Mark (mc_squared) - He has more posts than the population of many towns across the world. There is only one explanation for that high count: jail time. And I hear that time in jail can drive you mad and make you post puns all the time.

 

Option 3:

James (Coldplay92) - Known on the street as J dog, this is one tough cookie. In fact he's so hard that his parents put a number in his name, figuring that he would end up in jail and be known as a number anyways.

 

Option 4:

Liz (lizluvsguy) - Somebody with that much fangirl monsterness has most definitely had multiple restraining ordersplaced against her.

 

Option 5:

Rolle (zeoir) - She may not be in jail for crime, but she definitely works those bars if you know what I mean.

 

Option 6

Briggins (Briggins) - How else would he know whose in prison with him? hmmmm

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Im a bit upset, how can I possibly not be an option?

 

My posting times have no correlation, Ive been in trouble with police, I generally seem like a dodgy mess of a character and you havent taken notice of any of it!

 

Im, hurt. :sad:

:laugh3:

 

+5 for Briggins.

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Im a bit upset, how can I possibly not be an option?

 

My posting times have no correlation, Ive been in trouble with police, I generally seem like a dodgy mess of a character and you havent taken notice of any of it!

 

Im, hurt. :sad:

 

You're a shoe in for obvious jail poster.

It would be like included that question on who wants to be a millionaire that everybody answers right.

 

I just couldn't give options that are that obvious.

I'm thinking voting you Briggs because of all these threads you make, you clearly have a lot of time on your hands :P :P.

I'm thinking voting you Briggs because of all these threads you make, you clearly have a lot of time on your hands :P :P.

 

Does making threads imply you own more time than someone who merely posts?

I'm thinking voting you Briggs because of all these threads you make, you clearly have a lot of time on your hands :P :P.

 

Doesn't take long to make threads. :P

all of you.

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I haven't decided to reveal who i see...errr....who i am going to vote for.

Does making threads imply you own more time than someone who merely posts?

 

Doesn't take long to make threads. :P

 

No, but this stuff is clearly more thought out than say a pun :P.

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Does making threads imply you own more time than someone who merely posts?

 

Due to the wonders of daylight savings time, I actually have 25 hours in a day. Which gives me an extra hour to make new topics.

all of you.

 

Seconded, but only because I can't really make up my mind.

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Luckily you can vote for multiple people :D

I voted for everyone but Briggs :P.

Me and Ren are Jail buddies. :D

Oh I believe Ren has a baby..cannot remember if it's female or male,that will take up a lot of his spare time....

I voted for Guyluvsliz because 1) that's the only poster I know on that list and 2) I can actually see her getting restraining orders against her. LOL!!

 

Sorry Liz. I love ya but I had to vote for ya. :laugh3:

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