Ugh. I hate "ASL" so much. I always start of a convo by saying "Hello!", I hate it when some chap just shouts ASL in your face.

Imagine that in day to day life, You're introduced to someone new..

 

"Hello! I'm Ja.."

"ASL!"

"What?"

"Age Sex Location!"

"Er..17"

"Good. Now, Sex!"

"You can't tell?"

"SEX!"

"Male"

"And Location!"

"Here...."

I think it must have been where Arnie went after he was sacked from here......................... :rolleyes:

I got it working, i talked to a nice girl from the netherlands and then this guy from brazil who when he found out that I was a guy, he said, sorry i'm looking for a fit 20 year old and signed off :lol:

 

Sounds more like some kind of pick-up service then!:P

Anilla (cavenow) introduced me to it last night through msn.

 

there are some right freaks on there! :laugh3:

 

i didn't know cavenow was still around! awesome! jake's twitter got me onto that site lol

Anilla (cavenow) introduced me to it last night through msn.

 

there are some right freaks on there! :laugh3:

 

Is Nathan on there?:lol:

i met a woman who lives in brazil on there who said she had 2 children and was 46 years old and she said that she thought she was a teenager.

 

Stranger: yeah...sometimes it´s not good to talk to strangers, but, as i told you, i´m a teen =]

 

You: lol

You: do you really associate yourself that way?

 

Stranger: yeah, dear...i´m like Peter Pan

 

You: lol is that healthy? lol

 

Stranger: i´ll never go to be adult

hahaa :laugh3:^

 

 

I met a guy on there who met Diddy and his dog

 

and then I met this guy...

 

Stranger: I've been told they have strippers in clubs there?

Stranger: Correct?

You: haha yes..

Stranger: are you one of them?

You: wtf no xD

Stranger: haha, can you be for meh ?!

 

:lol:

^Yes, no doubt about it. It's a porno site.:stunned:

My friend just told me about this omegle, I really, really dont get the uniqueness or the point of it. You can go into any chat room and be anonymous, theres chatrooms where you dont need to sign in just be a 'guest'.

 

I mean, someone explain it to me, why is it fun?

Stanger: Your mom's a nigga?

 

You: Nope

 

Stranger: Why not?

 

You: She just isn't

 

Start a new converstion the stranget left the chat room!

 

:lol:

This is fun.... somewhat... hope i don't run into a creeper!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: what time is it?

You: 3am

stranger: it is the time to sleep.

You: no.

Stranger: In China, I sell shoes.

 

You have ended the conversation.

 

what a freak,.

^ lmao! :laugh3: nice there are too many chinese people on there! and/or brazil

^ lmao! :laugh3: nice there are too many chinese people on there! and/or brazil

 

You have something against Chinese and Brazilians??:stunned:

I find myself continually signing out within seconds of beginning a conversation.

Stranger: what time is it?

You: 3am

stranger: it is the time to sleep.

You: no.

Stranger: In China, I sell shoes.

 

You have ended the conversation.

 

what a freak,.

 

I likes the sound of him!

It's funny to mess with people.

 

whenever I get asked 'asl?' I reply '15/f/cali'

 

:P

 

Awesome. :laugh3:

 

hahaa :laugh3:^

 

 

I met a guy on there who met Diddy and his dog

 

and then I met this guy...

 

Stranger: I've been told they have strippers in clubs there?

Stranger: Correct?

You: haha yes..

Stranger: are you one of them?

You: wtf no xD

Stranger: haha, can you be for meh ?!

 

:lol:

 

And this is why I don't bother with these things!

 

Stranger: what time is it?

You: 3am

stranger: it is the time to sleep.

You: no.

Stranger: In China, I sell shoes.

 

You have ended the conversation.

 

what a freak,.

 

I can haz this person as friend?

I have never actually tried this, I just thought the premise was silly, gunna give it a go now

Stranger: female?

You: Haha, unluckily for you, not

Stranger: /b/?

You: I don't understand the question and I will not respond

Stranger: isn't THAT a response?

You: It's not, it's merely a sentence, if I was responding I would be addressing the issue in the question

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:lol:

You: Hi

 

Stranger: I'm so wet ;]

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That site scares me a bit. The whole time I'm on it I'm thinking

 

"I bet you this is a bloody freak I'm being put with! I bet he steals

my car that I don't have. Ah, he's going to mention something about onanism ain't he!? Leave me alone!"

 

So you can probably tell, I'm not going to spend much time on this site.

Stranger: female?

You: Haha, unluckily for you, not

Stranger: /b/?

You: I don't understand the question and I will not respond

Stranger: isn't THAT a response?

You: It's not, it's merely a sentence, if I was responding I would be addressing the issue in the question

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:lol:

 

That was a good one.

Stranger: female?

You: Haha, unluckily for you, not

Stranger: /b/?

You: I don't understand the question and I will not respond

Stranger: isn't THAT a response?

You: It's not, it's merely a sentence, if I was responding I would be addressing the issue in the question

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:lol:

 

 

/b/tards!

Yeah, the guy was referring to /b/ on 4chan.

Link edited 'cause it was porntastic.

 

Stranger: http://img.4chan.org/b/...

You: /b/tard

You: =P

Stranger: GO.

You: Um, I'm not sure I want to.

Stranger: DO IT FAGGOT.

You: Meh.

Stranger: YES.

You: I did.

Stranger: http://img.4chan.org/b/....

You: It wasn't exciting.

Stranger: HOW WAS IT

You: Not fun.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Omegle is inhabited by the kids from 4chan. D=