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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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"Wow. After being trapped in a cave for 5 years the world is still shitty."

 

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"Dear Mom:

So far, I hate camp. The counselors are jerks, iI have bug bites in places that shouldn't, everyone thinks I'm a fag, and I almost got caught making passionate love to Jonny. Oh, and Jonny stole my cake!! Miss you.

Love,

Chrissy"

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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^^^ CAN'T STOP LAUGHING this is brilliant !!! :laugh3::laugh3:

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"Wow. After being trapped in a cave for 5 years the world is still shitty."

 

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"Dear Mom:

So far, I hate camp. The counselors are jerks, iI have bug bites in places that shouldn't, everyone thinks I'm a fag, and I almost got caught making passionate love to Jonny. Oh, and Jonny stole my cake!! Miss you.

Love,

Chrissy"

 

Crests of Sea, you're brilliant, first of all making this thread then always posting these funny stuff! Amazing! I love it, you make me laugh! :laugh3:

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"Wow. After being trapped in a cave for 5 years the world is still shitty."

 

chrismartin.jpg

"Dear Mom:

So far, I hate camp. The counselors are jerks, iI have bug bites in places that shouldn't, everyone thinks I'm a fag, and I almost got caught making passionate love to Jonny. Oh, and Jonny stole my cake!! Miss you.

Love,

Chrissy"

 

*smacks her face straight into the monitor due the maniac laughter the pictures caused*

 

 

OW! :cry:

 

 

 

 

:lol::laugh3::laugh3:!!!

 

The first one is brilliant. XD The second one.. well just read what happened to my face LOL.

 

That thread isn't just funny, it's EFFIN DANGEROUS! :lol:

 

 

 

 

:uhoh:

^hah :laugh3:

 

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JONNY : I have not eaten a cake in a long time .... I think I'm dying . :sick:

3ChrisMartinBIG_228x642.jpg

"Wow. After being trapped in a cave for 5 years the world is still shitty."

 

chrismartin.jpg

"Dear Mom:

So far, I hate camp. The counselors are jerks, iI have bug bites in places that shouldn't, everyone thinks I'm a fag, and I almost got caught making passionate love to Jonny. Oh, and Jonny stole my cake!! Miss you.

Love,

Chrissy"

 

HAHAHAHAHA :laugh3:!

"Dear Mom:

So far, I hate camp. The counselors are jerks, iI have bug bites in places that shouldn't, everyone thinks I'm a fag, and I almost got caught making passionate love to Jonny. Oh, and Jonny stole my cake!! Miss you.

Love,

Chrissy"

 

:laugh3::laugh3:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^hah :laugh3:

 

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JONNY : I have not eaten a cake in a long time .... I think I'm dying . :sick:

 

:laugh3:crazy Jonny Boy:laugh3:

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*ego inflates*

 

Oh crap, I just posted in a thread that's a bajillion months old and hasn't been posted in for a while! :embarrassed:

*ego deflates*

:inquisitive:

I don't exactly get this one.

Is that because it's not about cake?

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Okay, I have no label/caption for this. This is just purely hot.

 

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"BREAKING NEWS: WHITE MEN CAN'T DANCE"

1st one - Agreed.

 

2nd one - HAHAHA :lol:!

 

You're a natural at this!

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that's like.. VERY hot :bomb: :wacky:

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Will: ... Is that a zit I see!?

Jonny: *turns to look at Will's reflection* I thi- OH SHIT A BUG GOT IN MY EYE!!

Chris: C'mon guys! Let's go pick up some hot chicks with our pimpin' new awards! Hee hee! *giggles like a drunk*

Guy: *thinks* Fuck my life.

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Will: ... Is that a zit I see!?

Jonny: *turns to look at Will's reflection* I thi- OH SHIT A BUG GOT IN MY EYE!!

Chris: C'mon guys! Let's go pick up some hot chicks with our pimpin' new awards! Hee hee! *giggles like a drunk*

Guy: *thinks* Fuck my life.

 

LAWL Jonny's the best! :laugh3::lol:

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Will: ... Is that a zit I see!?

Jonny: *turns to look at Will's reflection* I thi- OH SHIT A BUG GOT IN MY EYE!!

Chris: C'mon guys! Let's go pick up some hot chicks with our pimpin' new awards! Hee hee! *giggles like a drunk*

Guy: *thinks* Fuck my life.

 

:laugh4: :laugh3: :laugh4:

 

Oh God ... Guy's look is so ... :awesome:

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Chris: "Olord, is Jonny eating cake again?

Guy: "O crap, microphone in my eye"

 

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Chris: "No Jonny don't eat the caaaaaaaaaaaaake!

 

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Jonny (mad): "WHO EAT MY CAKE

Guy: "I didn't"

CHris: "Me neither"

Will: "*cough* *burp* Me neither :angel:

 

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Well done Jonny, you didn't eat cake for one whole day! Good job!

 

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Chris: "That wine is terrible"

Jonny: "Told you so. You have to heat cake, that's nice.

 

Okay this was shit :P

I am new to Coldplaying and I absolutely LOVE this thread! So I thought that as my very first post I would try this out. I hope you like them!:)

 

 

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(Just in case you can't read it on the picture)

Guy: What is that falling from the sky? Is that..., No it can't be. Yes, its...

Jonny: CAKE!! I finally get my cake!

Chris: Jonny never shares his cake :angry: So I'm just going to have to steal it :sneaky:

Will: How the hell did I get stuck with a bunch of cake-obsessed idiots? :veryangry2:

 

 

...A Few Minutes Later

 

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Chris: MUWHAHAHA! :laugh3: (crazy and evil laugh)

I got the cake and now nobody, not even Jonny can take it from me now!!:laugh3:

Hi there! Welcome to the board. What a nice way to start posting. :awesome: :laugh3:

I'm Imke, what's your name?

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