Every day, a Coldplay member is going without cake. They'll go without cake because the bakery that makes Jonny's favourite cupcakes banned the band from the shop following the incident that occurred when they ran out of cake mix one fateful day 6 weeks ago. They'll go without cake because not one of them can a) bake, or b) be trusted around cake mix. Every day, a Coldplay member is forced to endure the ill effects of cake deprevation, which may include nausea, stomach cramps, headaches, foaming at the mouth, paranoia, hallucinations and, as seen here with Coldplay member Chris, bouts of temporary insanity. If like us you want to see an end to this needless suffering, please visit http://www.makecakefair.com for more information and to and make a donation. Anything from jam tarts right through to wedding cakes will be greatly appreciated.

 

this is AMAZING and the link maked me soo :laugh3:

Every day, a Coldplay member is going without cake. They'll go without cake because the bakery that makes Jonny's favourite cupcakes banned the band from the shop following the incident that occurred when they ran out of cake mix one fateful day 6 weeks ago. They'll go without cake because not one of them can a) bake, or b) be trusted around cake mix. Every day, a Coldplay member is forced to endure the ill effects of cake deprevation, which may include nausea, stomach cramps, headaches, foaming at the mouth, paranoia, hallucinations and, as seen here with Coldplay member Chris, bouts of temporary insanity. If like us you want to see an end to this needless suffering, please visit http://www.makecakefair.com for more information and to and make a donation. Anything from jam tarts right through to wedding cakes will be greatly appreciated.

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: I just died laughing :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: BRILLIANT :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Let no one forget this :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Chris: So, me and Jonny are getting married. Don't we make a cute couple?

Jonny: I can't wait for our wedding... more specifically the sex. ...I mean cake.

Will: I bought this emo chain for my vest at Hot Topic. It cost $15. It's so sexy. Look into my eyes and obey my sexy emo-chained vest!

Guy: ...Boys, there's a pole blocking my sexiness. Help?

this is awesome!

 

Chris: I wonder if Jonny likes me touching his butt like i am right now...

Guy: If Chris touches my butt one more time I promise I'll kill him.

Jonny: Hehehe, Chris is touching my butt :P

Will: I smell a cake in the distance!

Guy's definitely thinking that! :lol:

^^ :laugh3:

Chris: No passage through the 7th Dimension of Coldplay

Guy: without you first giving in to my hotness

Jonny: without you first giving me a fine of cake- I mean $100

Will: without you promising you won't interfere when I kill Jonny.

^Will Chris Kill Jonny? :uhoh:

 

Chris: So, me and Jonny are getting married. Don't we make a cute couple?

Jonny: I can't wait for our wedding... more specifically the sex. ...I mean cake.

Will: I bought this emo chain for my vest at Hot Topic. It cost $15. It's so sexy. Look into my eyes and obey my sexy emo-chained vest!

Guy: ...Boys, there's a pole blocking my sexiness. Help?

 

 

Chris: I wonder if Jonny likes me touching his butt like i am right now...

Guy: If Chris touches my butt one more time I promise I'll kill him.

Jonny: Hehehe, Chris is touching my butt :P

Will: I smell a cake in the distance!

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Chris: I always knew I was the 12th Doctor! My companions are Jonny, Will, and Guy... now where the heck is the TARDIS?

This thread makes me think of this:

 

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/10/god-of-cake.html

 

nice :awesome:

Every day, a Coldplay member is going without cake. They'll go without cake because the bakery that makes Jonny's favourite cupcakes banned the band from the shop following the incident that occurred when they ran out of cake mix one fateful day 6 weeks ago. They'll go without cake because not one of them can a) bake, or b) be trusted around cake mix. Every day, a Coldplay member is forced to endure the ill effects of cake deprevation, which may include nausea, stomach cramps, headaches, foaming at the mouth, paranoia, hallucinations and, as seen here with Coldplay member Chris, bouts of temporary insanity. If like us you want to see an end to this needless suffering, please visit http://www.makecakefair.com for more information and to and make a donation. Anything from jam tarts right through to wedding cakes will be greatly appreciated.

 

Wow, that made me laugh a lot :lol:

 

 

This thread makes me think of this:

 

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/10/god-of-cake.html

 

 

This blog is the best. I loved it!!!

^Will Chris Kill Jonny? :uhoh:

 

In the much better (but bigger) picture my computer gave me it looked like Will was DeathGlaring at Jonny :shrug:

 

Despite his eagerness, Mary Poppins' stand-in for while she went on holiday wasn't fooling anyone.

^ XD XD XD

 

Despite his eagerness, Mary Poppins' stand-in for while she went on holiday wasn't fooling anyone.

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

love this

 

Despite his eagerness, Mary Poppins' stand-in for while she went on holiday wasn't fooling anyone.

I just :laugh3::lol::laugh3::lol::D:lol::D:laugh3::D:lol::):):lol:ed

lol ^

:laugh3:

 

Chris: Hey Jonny, y'know what i could really do with right now?

Jonny: Cake?

Chris: Actually i was thinking of a bottle of Coca Cola, but a big slice of cake would go perfectly with it! :wideeyed:

A new Lolplay! Yay! ^^ :awesome:

 

WHO. THE FUCK. ATE. MY. CHIPS?!

^^ Scary Will is scary. :uhoh: