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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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:awesome: Thanks!

I think Thalia is a very nice name! :cheesy: (and I'm not being polite, I'm sincere :lol: )

^:surprised: Oh, I think Lory just proposed a challenge to you. Will you accept it ? :wiseguy:

Oh thank you very much :wacky:

 

LOL whaddaya mean? She's just saying hello! :lol:

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Oh thank you very much :wacky:

 

LOL whaddaya mean? She's just saying hello! :lol:

but...but...I saw it!! Lory posted a screencap of Chris in the Viva video (the best one). She must have edited her post then :confused:

Alright :wiseguy:

 

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>> later that night after a dangerously high amount of booze...

 

Chris: "BAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD!!"

Guy: "What in the actual fu... seriously?!"

Will: *hiccup* "Wha? I think- *hiccup* eet wuzz time t' show y'all my fancy pink undies." :charming:

Jonny (under the table) : "I don't want my eyes anymore" :sad2:

 

Brilliant!:lol:

but...but...I saw it!! Lory posted a screencap of Chris in the Viva video (the best one). She must have edited her post then :confused:

OH! Well I didn't see that :surprised:

 

 

LORY COME BACK

Oh thank you very much :wacky:

 

LOL whaddaya mean? She's just saying hello! :lol:

 

you challange with a King ? :sneaky:

 

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you challange with a King ? :sneaky:

 

I can try :hat2:

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Chris: "So far so good. My empire of obedient Coldplayers will soon reach over one billion people. And then I'll truly rule the world, HAHAHAH!!!"

Jonny: "Take off your Burger King crown and come back in the studio Chris!"

Chris: ":| Okay."

 

 

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Chris: "This fancy-schmancy sofa is all mine, MUAHAHA-"

 

 

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Rihanna: "Yo Chris, my legs hurt from the video shoot, mind if you scoot a little so that I can take a sea-"

Chris: "NO"

I can try :hat2:

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Rihanna: "Yo Chris, my legs hurt from the video shoot, mind if you scoot a little so that I can take a sea-"

Chris: "NO"

 

PERFECT!!!!! :laugh3::laugh3:

I can try :hat2:

 

 

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Rihanna: "Yo Chris, my legs hurt from the video shoot, mind if you scoot a little so that I can take a sea-"

Chris: "NO"

 

 

 

Hahaha! That's great!:laugh3:

Ooooh let me try this one! :cheesy:

 

Guy: *SIGH* "Here we go again, Chris and Will and their freaking bitch fights all the freaking time! How old are you guys again? Twelve?"

Will: "Shut up Guy, it's not my fault that Chris's being such a pussy!"

Chris: "I heard that you prick! I pray to god that a mighty pigeon will poop on your bald head!!"

Will: "WHAT!? You little shi... yeah, better hide your little sorry ass up there, otherwise you'd be dead by now!"

Jonny: "I like touching my balls"

 

 

 

Sorry Jonny for making you say dumb things all the time :embarrassed:

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JONNY!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

I'm gonna try..

 

 

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Chris:I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Oh lord, I'm nervous.

Will: Please Chris, shut up.

Chris: But I'm still nervous. Really nervous. So nervous.

Will: I can't hear you Chris! Nanananana...

Guy: Will, your Allstars are fake.

Jonny: Guy, did you just say cake?

 

Right, this one sucks...:P

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: It doesn't, at all! :D

 

I can try :hat2:

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Chris: "So far so good. My empire of obedient Coldplayers will soon reach over one billion people. And then I'll truly rule the world, HAHAHAH!!!"

Jonny: "Take off your Burger King crown and come back in the studio Chris!"

Chris: ":| Okay."

 

 

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Chris: "This fancy-schmancy sofa is all mine, MUAHAHA-"

 

 

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Rihanna: "Yo Chris, my legs hurt from the video shoot, mind if you scoot a little so that I can take a sea-"

Chris: "NO"

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA my ribs hurt! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

I can try :hat2:

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Chris: "So far so good. My empire of obedient Coldplayers will soon reach over one billion people. And then I'll truly rule the world, HAHAHAH!!!"

Jonny: "Take off your Burger King crown and come back in the studio Chris!"

Chris: ":| Okay."

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

^^:lol:

 

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:will:: Hey, Jon. How's it going?

:jonny:: Great, Will! Great gig so far, huh?

:will:: Yeah. Everything's going along smoothly.

:jonny:: Drums are sounding great, Mate!:D

:will:: Thanks, Man. Yeah. Your last solo was brilliant...

 

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:chris:: Hey! Not so fast, Champion! He's MINE!

:will:: Relax, Chris, we're just chatting...

:chris:: No, no, no! You're moving in on my territory! I know it!

:will::seriously, Man, you need medication...

:chris:: This man eats cake with no one but ME!!!

:will:: Ugh. Fine. Time for my drum solo anyway.

 

:guy:: *sigh* Every night. Every f**king night.

Hahahahhahahah Tracie, that's so good :laugh3:

 

Ooooh let me try this one! :cheesy:

 

Guy: *SIGH* "Here we go again, Chris and Will and their freaking bitch fights all the freaking time! How old are you guys again? Twelve?"

Will: "Shut up Guy, it's not my fault that Chris's being such a pussy!"

Chris: "I heard that you prick! I pray to god that a mighty pigeon will poop on your bald head!!"

Will: "WHAT!? You little shi... yeah, better hide your little sorry ass up there, otherwise you'd be dead by now!"

Jonny: "I like touching my balls"

 

 

 

Sorry Jonny for making you say dumb things all the time :embarrassed:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL :lol: Poor Jonny :P

 

^:D

 

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:guy:: OK, Boys, the gig's over and we can relax...Time to get HAMMERED!!!:D

 

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:jonny:: Did someone say "HAMMERED"??? Count me in!!:D

 

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:chris:: Wot? Oh...I have a hammer. Can I join?? :confused:

 

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:will:: God, he's suck a f@#$ing dork sometimes!:P

Hhahahahhahah :laugh3: :rolleyes:

 

I'm gonna try..

 

 

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Chris:I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Oh lord, I'm nervous.

Will: Please Chris, shut up.

Chris: But I'm still nervous. Really nervous. So nervous.

Will: I can't hear you Chris! Nanananana...

Guy: Will, your Allstars are fake.

Jonny: Guy, did you just say cake?

 

Right, this one sucks...:P

It doesn't suck at all, LMAO :laugh3:

 

Alright :wiseguy:

 

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>> later that night after a dangerously high amount of booze...

 

Chris: "BAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD!!"

Guy: "What in the actual fu... seriously?!"

Will: *hiccup* "Wha? I think- *hiccup* eet wuzz time t' show y'all my fancy pink undies." :charming:

Jonny (under the table) : "I don't want my eyes anymore" :sad2:

LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL :P

 

thalia :charming: :charming:

 

 

 

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guy, smoking like a sir :cool4:

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Hahhahhaha :lol:

 

Hello, Sir Berryman :charming: :gorgeous:

 

 

 

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Rihanna: "Yo Chris, my legs hurt from the video shoot, mind if you scoot a little so that I can take a sea-"

Chris: "NO"

Hhahahahhaah, I love that one !!! :laugh3:

I swear he must be the happiest man on earth!:D

 

Well of COURSE he is.. he spends most of his life with Chris.. ;):laugh3:

 

 

 

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Rihanna: "Yo Chris, my legs hurt from the video shoot, mind if you scoot a little so that I can take a sea-"

Chris: "NO"

 

HAHAHA! thats perfect.. :D

I'm gonna try..

 

 

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Chris:I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Oh lord, I'm nervous.

Will: Please Chris, shut up.

Chris: But I'm still nervous. Really nervous. So nervous.

Will: I can't hear you Chris! Nanananana...

Guy: Will, your Allstars are fake.

Jonny: Guy, did you just say cake?

 

Right, this one sucks...:P

 

"Your Allstars are fake."

BWAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAA

Guy would be that one bloke who notices :D

Haha thank you! I just realized: For Will: Chris has an extra long neck and Jonny has a small head lmao :lol:

Wow...that's just strange,lol. But the idea of Jonny x 4 is rather appealing,lol.

I made these :lol:

Guy:

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Well hello there Chruy :charming:

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