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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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Chris continues to be followed by a Mr. Bean lookalike.....

 

 

 

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Gwyneth - Thanks for breakfast in bed this morning! I loved the pancakes!

Chris - What pancakes?

Gwyneth - Uh...well...whatever they were, they tasted great with that syrup!

Chris - What syrup?

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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Chris continues to be followed by a Mr. Bean lookalike.....

 

 

 

article-0-1A51CF4C000005DC-70_634x833.jpg

 

Gwyneth - Thanks for breakfast in bed this morning! I loved the pancakes!

Chris - What pancakes?

Gwyneth - Uh...well...whatever they were, they tasted great with that syrup!

Chris - What syrup?

 

That second one us really disturbing!:lol:

  • 2 months later...

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Will (offscreen) : Chris! You're playing off-key, dammit.

 

Chris : Ehhhh-uhhhhh wat?!!?

 

Will : :facepalm: for fuck's sake.

 

Chris : WAAAT???

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"Come here Christopher."

 

 

 

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"No."

 

 

 

 

 

~fin~

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Chris is probably so tired of playing clocks. I mean, look how bored he is, just doin random shit all the time. When I saw them in LA, he did like an evil laugh right before the riff dropped.

:D:laugh3::laugh3:

  • 3 weeks later...
  • 1 month later...

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G: "YES BABE, OMG! BANKSY!"

C: "Does she even realize how many Cadbury buttons I could've bought with this money.."

^^''we must release LP6 soon'' :lol:

  • 1 month later...

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Chris - "So then Jonny said 'Well, it FELT like a bass pedal !!' HAHAHA!!"

 

Gwyneth - "Pervert."

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Chris: JONNY I GOT THE DRESS LET'S GO GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW

 

:laugh3:

I am going to miss this thread so much. Going to reread a bunch of these tonight.

 

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:jonny:: Sorry...I tried to warn you...

:chris:: Couldn't you have farted AFTER I was back at the piano???

 

:p

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fuckin LOL :lol:

 

I totally saved the entire thread because it's still funny as fuck :wacky:500 MB worth of my precious hard drive space though :freak:

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