May 20, 201412 yr Wait that's not the truth?! okay OKAY DON'T KILL MEH D: :lol: I have something stupid/lol-worthy I've found AGES ago in this thread somewhere, it's a true gem. I think it perfectly fits into the category of the dancing-Will-sausage :nod: :lol: :lol: I thought he was just Jonny-curious!;)
May 20, 201412 yr I thought he was just Jonny-curious!;) Back in my fangirl days (the really HARDCORE fangirl days) I'd ship him with everyone LOL. But yeah, probably just Jonny-curious :awesome: btw: does anyone has some new Coldplay pictures that I can put captures on? I feel funnily stupid right now and that's the perfect mood for some batshit crazy Loldplay goodies! :awesome:
May 20, 201412 yr The only new one I've seen with any potential is this. :wink3: Well then :awesome: Jonny: "What was that Will?" Will (whispering): "Chris has toilet paper hanging from his pants! DON'T TELL HIM AHAH!" Jonny: :lol: Chris (thinking while singing): Wow, the crowd seems soo amused tonight! And I haven't even cracked any jokes yet! :cheesy:
May 23, 201412 yr Found a something on tumblr: :lol: And now some of my own stuff: Jonny (whispering): "Chris I know you're lonely after... well you know, but REALLY" Chris: "B-but :sad:" Jonny: "If you get any closer people might actually think you're gay... and that Andrew Garfield thing didn't help either <__<" Will (spitting): "Will you two just shut up already!" Jonny: "Sorry but Chris is touching my bu-" Will: "I DON'T WANNA KNOW" Guy (thinking): "... should have stayed home and have another round with my new flame :|" Fan: "oMFG I LUV U" Chris: "H-hi :uhoh: Okay that's really sweet but I don't even know you?" Fan: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER :dazzled:" Chris: "... look, you've been hugging me for 5 minutes now, and I really appreciate that, but, I kinda have to leave now" Where the heck is the security when you need them!! Fan: "OKAY JUST GIMME TEN MORE MINUTES :wacky:" Chris: "Ten!? Excuse me, but N-" Fan: "WOW UR SO SOFT ANd YOU ALSO SMELL RLY NICE" Chris: "Oooookay" I need to get away from her, RIGHT NOW! Fan: "I'LL NEVER LET GO HAHA I mean it :|" Chris: "Lady, don't force me to go rough on you :angry:" Fan: "Oh I'd like that Mr. Martin :charming:" Chris: "dEAR LORD! Get off! :shout:" Fan: "Neverrr :heart:" *sighs contently* Chris: "Guy, get your bloody pet pigeon under control" :dozey: Guy: "Sure, after you get your bondage obsession with Jonny under control" :| Chris: :| Guy: :| Chris: "Ithasnothingtowithbondageit'sjustforthenewmusicvi-" Guy: "oH SHUT IT!" Phil: "Group selfie everyooooneee!" :blush: Chris: "WOHOO YAY! :awesome: Jonny: "YaaAAAY!!" :cheesy: Will: "Yah alright, let's do this" Guy: *forced smile* "ye-heah, so much fun :|" Should have left these lunatics YEARS ago, Jesus :dead: Chris: *singing his heart out* Shakira: "Daaamn he hot" "He's mine Shakira, MINE"
May 23, 201412 yr :laugh3: :laugh3: Thalia.. I love you..Yours are the best captions on this thread :lol:
May 23, 201412 yr :laugh3: :laugh3: Thalia.. I love you..Yours are the best captions on this thread :lol: I.. wow.. thank you :wacky: I try my best! :lol:
May 28, 201412 yr Hahahahaha!!! Awesome!!! "Hullo? Oh, hi Keshia. Yes... Yes... Well actually I'm a little busy right n... Yes... Honey, we're about to go on tv so I should... Yes... Uh-huh... Ok... Yes, I got it... I promise... Milk, eggs, butter, gummie worms, toothpaste, crisps and tampons... Yes, I know. Super-absorbant. I won't forget. Love you too... Kisses!:kiss:"
May 28, 201412 yr and tampons... Yes, I know. Super-absorbant. I won't forget. I laughed and cringed at the same time :lol:
May 28, 201412 yr Jonny (thinking) Okay just casually walk along, nobody will suspect you're from Coldplay Phew, so far so good! No annoying fans around, no stuff to be signed shoved into my face. Almost ther- Fangirl: "oMG LOOK IT'S JOHNNY BERRYMAN FROM COLd pLAY!" Jonny: " euhue yes that's rig- wait what WHY :sad:"
May 28, 201412 yr Jonny (thinking) Okay just casually walk along, nobody will suspect you're from Coldplay Phew, so far so good! No annoying fans around, no stuff to be signed shoved into my face. Almost ther- Fangirl: "oMG LOOK IT'S JOHNNY BERRYMAN FROM COLd pLAY!" Jonny: " euhue yes that's rig- wait what WHY :sad:" Again, mission accomplished!:lol:
May 28, 201412 yr Found a something on tumblr: :lol: And now some of my own stuff: Jonny (whispering): "Chris I know you're lonely after... well you know, but REALLY" Chris: "B-but :sad:" Jonny: "If you get any closer people might actually think you're gay... and that Andrew Garfield thing didn't help either <__<" Will (spitting): "Will you two just shut up already!" Jonny: "Sorry but Chris is touching my bu-" Will: "I DON'T WANNA KNOW" Guy (thinking): "... should have stayed home and have another round with my new flame :|" Fan: "oMFG I LUV U" Chris: "H-hi :uhoh: Okay that's really sweet but I don't even know you?" Fan: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER :dazzled:" Chris: "... look, you've been hugging me for 5 minutes now, and I really appreciate that, but, I kinda have to leave now" Where the heck is the security when you need them!! Fan: "OKAY JUST GIMME TEN MORE MINUTES :wacky:" Chris: "Ten!? Excuse me, but N-" Fan: "WOW UR SO SOFT ANd YOU ALSO SMELL RLY NICE" Chris: "Oooookay" I need to get away from her, RIGHT NOW! Fan: "I'LL NEVER LET GO HAHA I mean it :|" Chris: "Lady, don't force me to go rough on you :angry:" Fan: "Oh I'd like that Mr. Martin :charming:" Chris: "dEAR LORD! Get off! :shout:" Fan: "Neverrr :heart:" *sighs contently* Chris: "Guy, get your bloody pet pigeon under control" :dozey: Guy: "Sure, after you get your bondage obsession with Jonny under control" :| Chris: :| Guy: :| Chris: "Ithasnothingtowithbondageit'sjustforthenewmusicvi-" Guy: "oH SHUT IT!" Phil: "Group selfie everyooooneee!" :blush: Chris: "WOHOO YAY! :awesome: Jonny: "YaaAAAY!!" :cheesy: Will: "Yah alright, let's do this" Guy: *forced smile* "ye-heah, so much fun :|" Should have left these lunatics YEARS ago, Jesus :dead: Chris: *singing his heart out* Shakira: "Daaamn he hot" "He's mine Shakira, MINE" I knew the Shakira one would show up here eventually hahaa :laugh3: Hard to miss the face she did...
May 29, 201412 yr Am I only one who laughed at Will? :lol: Nope! His face just says: "WTF?! CHRIS, LAD, WE KNOW YOU'RE A WIZARD AND EVERYTHING BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"
May 30, 201412 yr Chris: Jonny, will you get my goddamn guitar out of your mouth. Jonny: migejdnfkkk... *takes small breath* *whining* Butttt itssss nicccceee heeeerreee. Chris: Fine... *pause* but only until the solo ends.
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