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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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I knew you'd go there, I was going to, but . . . well, after a solid 3 hours with little kids demanding attention from you, you tend not to think of the dirty side of a joke/photo until later :P

 

But on that note, I'm exhausted, I think I'm going to bed.

 

 

 

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I'M NOT KIDDING, IT'S MASSIVE!!

 

There, that's better . . .

 

If you hadn't, I was going to,lol!

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I knew you'd go there, I was going to, but . . . well, after a solid 3 hours with little kids demanding attention from you, you tend not to think of the dirty side of a joke/photo until later :P

 

But on that note, I'm exhausted, I think I'm going to bed.

 

 

 

18_yalpdloc_m.JPG

I'M NOT KIDDING, IT'S MASSIVE!!

 

There, that's better . . .

 

And all is right again with the world :lol:.

 

I do like the Star Wars one, too, even if I'm not all that knowledgeable about it (I certainly know of it and know TONS of people who love it. I've just never really seen any of the 'Star Wars' films or anything).

Moving back to the point though:

 

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I sense a disturbance in the force . . .

 

LOL, well this made me laugh ! :laugh3:

 

With the prevy minds on here, it's petty easy to send a thread crashing into the gutter!:lol:

I thought it WAS the gutter already? :laugh3:

 

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NO NO, WAIT, COME BACK!!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!

 

^...I give up, I'm too perv for this pic!

 

LOL yes you are! :laugh3::kiss:

 

I knew you'd go there, I was going to, but . . . well, after a solid 3 hours with little kids demanding attention from you, you tend not to think of the dirty side of a joke/photo until later :P

 

But on that note, I'm exhausted, I think I'm going to bed.

 

 

 

18_yalpdloc_m.JPG

I'M NOT KIDDING, IT'S MASSIVE!!

 

There, that's better . . .

 

LOL, sympathies with the kid thing! ;)

 

If you hadn't, I was going to,lol!

 

No really? :rolleyes::wink3: You? :laugh3:

LOL, well this made me laugh ! :laugh3:

 

 

I thought it WAS the gutter already? :laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

LOL yes you are! :laugh3::kiss:

 

 

 

LOL, sympathies with the kid thing! ;)

 

 

 

No really? :rolleyes::wink3: You? :laugh3:

 

No, I'd NEVER go there...really! I only do that so the others don't feel so guilty. It's really not in my nature...Now who's being asked to believe BS?? :D

No, I'd NEVER go there...really! I only do that so the others don't feel so guilty. It's really not in my nature...Now who's being asked to believe BS?? :D

 

hehe.. :laugh3:

LOL, sympathies with the kid thing! ;)

 

Meh, I was getting paid, and the kids love me so it's fine, they're just demanding!!

No, I'd NEVER go there...really! I only do that so the others don't feel so guilty. It's really not in my nature...Now who's being asked to believe BS?? :D

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3: Oh thanx Tracie, we really appreciate it...and we believe you! :mellow:

Meh, I was getting paid, and the kids love me so it's fine, they're just demanding!!

 

I wish someone would pay me to look after mine!! LOL.. :P

 

Edit random side note.. I saw a sign today that said..

 

Keep Calm and eat cake... Made me laugh.. :laugh3:

^ Great! :awesome:

 

I knew you'd go there, I was going to, but . . . well, after a solid 3 hours with little kids demanding attention from you, you tend not to think of the dirty side of a joke/photo until later :P

 

But on that note, I'm exhausted, I think I'm going to bed.

 

 

 

18_yalpdloc_m.JPG

I'M NOT KIDDING, IT'S MASSIVE!!

 

There, that's better . . .

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

LOL, well this made me laugh ! :laugh3:

 

 

I thought it WAS the gutter already? :laugh3:

 

I guess we're trying to recover it :lol:

 

 

We're not trying our best, are we? :P

 

so long ago since I posted here

 

and it got so pervy and funny here :laugh3:

I wish someone would pay me to look after mine!! LOL.. :P

 

Edit random side note.. I saw a sign today that said..

 

Keep Calm and eat cake... Made me laugh.. :laugh3:

 

Nice!!!

 

And yeah, well . . . I normally wouldn't be paid at all, so payment is actually a bonus :P

LOL this thread... it's just so random!!!

 

 

 

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Why yes, I did just get done doing... naughty things... with... a certain guitarist backstage just now. Thanks for noticing. TEEHEE!!

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I know, I know, this is so old but you know . . . I don't care. Still funny, right?

 

Time for some new LOLdplayyyyys :awesome:

 

 

 

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"That's right. I'm stealing your soul right now"

 

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Interviewer: Welcome to our new episode of MTV Cribs! Today we're in Chris Martin's lovely house! Tell us something about your favourite room Chris!"

Chris: "Alright, I really like the bedroom you know, it's the place where you get your rest, have the best dreams, and all that stuff."

 

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Jonny: "hello?"

Interviewer: "...what was that?!" :uhoh:

Chris: "Oh, erm, probably the neighbours, yeah, the walls are rather thin you know!" :sweatdrop:

 

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Jonny: "Chris can I come out now? It's really dark in here!"

Interviewer: "No wait, that sounded like it came out of your clos-" :stunned:

Chris: "OH LOOK, mysterious symbols on my hand, what do they mean?!":sweatdrop::uhoh:

 

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Farmer: "And dis is ma favourite plant. It is good for health and good for cook. It grows from springtime to..."

Chris: "I wanna die. Right now."

 

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"Yes, this is codename CHARLIE MIKE. Suspect is watching me right now, awaiting permission to charge missiles."

 

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Apple: "Daddy Daddy DADDY DADDY I WANNA RIDE THE PONY!!"

Chris: "Alright ALRIGHT there you go, and now shut up!"

 

 

3 seconds later

 

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Apple: "WAAAAHHHH!!" :bigcry:

Chris: "Oh god, what is it now?"

Apple: "Pony is scary, I want to my mommy!!" :bigcry::bigcry:

Chris: *SIGH "I wish I would have married Jon.."

 

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Interviewer: "So, I heard that you, Chris, once threw Will out of the band, is that correct?"

Chris: "It is! Because he was bitching around and fucking annoying, so I kicked his arse out of the band, because I'm cool like that, YO!"

 

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Will: "The fuck are you talking about? Are you implying that I'm being pussy enough to get thrown out by such a stick figure like you?

Chris: "I certainly are!"

Will: "Alright ASSHOLE, I'm gonna throw you out of your own HOUSE, mark my words!"

Chris: "Yeah sure LOL."

 

 

One day later...

 

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:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Amazing!!! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

N'awww you guys!! :wacky: Thanks for the nice words, tehe :D

Hahaha those ones are the best I've seen in a while :awesome:

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