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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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:jonny:: *whispers* Pssstt...hey, Chris. Guy's new girlfriend was telling me he's really...er...small, if you know what I mean. ;)

:chris:: *snicker* No way! Really? So, nothing like you then.;)

:guy:: Uh, Guys? I'm standing RIGHT HERE.:cry:

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LMAO :D.

 

What a sick lot we are,lol. Poor Jonny doesn't even know he's being passed around t he forum,lol.:laugh3::sneaky:

 

No kidding.

 

Seriously, these guys are so nice and polite and all that sort of inoffensive stuff, how have they managed to inspire such perviness amongst fans :p?

but Morten is a true celeb because I know I saw in front me in real life face to face eyes to eyes . offer me a cake in real life

and me so crazy since more of 25 years for him . but me I feel so fangirl in front him in real is end of all fairytale.

 

MORTEN HARKET AND COLDPLAY " MTV brit Awards " (15.02.06) - YouTube

 

but themselves more accessible simple and less celebs :D

 

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Thanks for looking it up Lory. It´s lovely!

Chris seemed very very happy with the award, although the speech was quite short and fast...

What a sick lot we are,lol. Poor Jonny doesn't even know he's being passed around t he forum,lol.:laugh3::sneaky:

 

Y'know if Jonny is really busy with you guys, I'll do the honourable thing and entertain Chris for a bit.. seriously, no trouble at all... :angel:

 

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:jonny:: *whispers* Pssstt...hey, Chris. Guy's new girlfriend was telling me he's really...er...small, if you know what I mean. ;)

:chris:: *snicker* No way! Really? So, nothing like you then.;)

:guy:: Uh, Guys? I'm standing RIGHT HERE.:cry:

 

Hahaha..

 

LMAO :D.

 

 

 

No kidding.

 

Seriously, these guys are so nice and polite and all that sort of inoffensive stuff, how have they managed to inspire such perviness amongst fans :p?

 

Ummm.. good question.. Maybe the answer is ... 42.. :laugh3:

 

(I worry sometimes that they DO read these threads!! God.. :shocked2::embarrassed: )

Apparently the boys don't come here *PHEW* but there's always Debs! It occurred to me earlier tonight that she may see these posts of mine and I got a little red in the face thinking about it,lol.

 

Debs, if you DO read these threads, the guys have nothing but our love and respect!;)

 

EDIT: Oh, and I'm sure Chris would be ok with that,lol. We just won't discuss it weith their women;).

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:jonny:: *whispers* Pssstt...hey, Chris. Guy's new girlfriend was telling me he's really...er...small, if you know what I mean. ;)

:chris:: *snicker* No way! Really? So, nothing like you then.;)

:guy:: Uh, Guys? I'm standing RIGHT HERE.:cry:

:lol: :laugh3:

 

Apparently the boys don't come here *PHEW* but there's always Debs! It occurred to me earlier tonight that she may see these posts of mine and I got a little red in the face thinking about it,lol.

 

Debs, if you DO read these threads, the guys have nothing but our love and respect!;)

 

EDIT: Oh, and I'm sure Chris would be ok with that,lol. We just won't discuss it weith their women;).

:nod:

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:jonny:: *whispers* Pssstt...hey, Chris. Guy's new girlfriend was telling me he's really...er...small, if you know what I mean. ;)

:chris:: *snicker* No way! Really? So, nothing like you then.;)

:guy:: Uh, Guys? I'm standing RIGHT HERE.:cry:

 

this just gave me some new ideas :wink3::sneaky:

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:jonny:: *whispers* Pssstt...hey, Chris. Guy's new girlfriend was telling me he's really...er...small, if you know what I mean. ;)

:chris:: *snicker* No way! Really? So, nothing like you then.;)

:guy:: Uh, Guys? I'm standing RIGHT HERE.:cry:

 

:laugh3:

 

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''whew Jonny that was a quickie''

 

:laugh3: his face says all

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''whew Jonny that was a quickie''

 

:laugh3:

 

yeah, he's saying Whewww..!!

 

CLAP!!!! Let's get the party started! Or let's get the show on the road, shall we? :sneaky:

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Chris: "Hey guys! I think there's someone staring at us"

Guy: "Yup. And I don't like that at all. Get out of here, man"

Jonny: "Yeah, so annoying"

Will: "I'll take care of it, guys"

*frightening "I will end your life" look*

 

OR

 

Chris: "Hey guys! Is that guy finishing the cake ?"

Guy: "Yup. I saw him eating the whole thing"

Jonny: "Yes, and all of it. I hate that guy"

Will: "I'll take care of it"

*frightening "I will end your life if you don't stop immediately" look *

Chris: "Hey guys! I think there's someone staring at us"

Guy: "Yup. And I don't like that at all. Get out of here, man"

Jonny: "Yeah, so annoying"

Will: "I'll take care of it, guys"

*frightening "I will end your life" look*

 

OR

 

Chris: "Hey guys! Is that guy finish the cake ?"

Guy: "Yup. I saw him eating the whole thing"

Jonny: "Yes, and all of it. I hate that guy"

Will: "I'll take care of it"

*frightening "I will end your life if you don't stop immediately" look *

 

Hahaha, the 'Yup, I saw him eating the whole thing' really fits Guy's facial expression :D:D Love it.

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Chris - hey We did it guys! the windows are all shiny!

Will - yesssss LOOK at our lovely shiny windows..

Guy - can I go now?

Jonny - Caaaaaake...

 

:p

Chris showing his bared legs "innocently" :rolleyes:

Jonny: ":stunned: You will try anything, won't you ?"

 

Chris: "Hey guys! I think there's someone staring at us"

Guy: "Yup. And I don't like that at all. Get out of here, man"

Jonny: "Yeah, so annoying"

Will: "I'll take care of it, guys"

*frightening "I will end your life" look*

 

OR

 

Chris: "Hey guys! Is that guy finishing the cake ?"

Guy: "Yup. I saw him eating the whole thing"

Jonny: "Yes, and all of it. I hate that guy"

Will: "I'll take care of it"

*frightening "I will end your life if you don't stop immediately" look *

 

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Chris - hey We did it guys! the windows are all shiny!

Will - yesssss LOOK at our lovely shiny windows..

Guy - can I go now?

Jonny - Caaaaaake...

 

:p

 

OMG you're all so funny :laugh3: :D

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Chris - hey We did it guys! the windows are all shiny!

Will - yesssss LOOK at our lovely shiny windows..

Guy - can I go now?

Jonny - Caaaaaake...

 

:p

 

Will is trying to look menacing in that one!

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