LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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March 1, 201214 yr

Interviewer: Welcome to our new episode of MTV Cribs! Today we're in Chris Martin's lovely house! Tell us something about your favourite room Chris!"
Chris: "Alright, I really like the bedroom you know, it's the place where you get your rest, have the best dreams, and all that stuff."

Jonny: "hello?"
Interviewer: "...what was that?!" :uhoh:
Chris: "Oh, erm, probably the neighbours, yeah, the walls are rather thin you know!" :sweatdrop:

Jonny: "Chris can I come out now? It's really dark in here!"
Interviewer: "No wait, that sounded like it came out of your clos-" :stunned:
Chris: "OH LOOK, mysterious symbols on my hand, what do they mean?!":sweatdrop::uhoh:

"Yes, this is codename CHARLIE MIKE. Suspect is watching me right now, awaiting permission to charge missiles."

LMAO. I love these in particular. But they're all hilarious :D.

I love the other recent ones people shared here, too.

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March 2, 201214 yr

That was EPIC!:D

March 2, 201214 yr

Time for some new LOLdplayyyyys :awesome:

"That's right. I'm stealing your soul right now"

Interviewer: Welcome to our new episode of MTV Cribs! Today we're in Chris Martin's lovely house! Tell us something about your favourite room Chris!"
Chris: "Alright, I really like the bedroom you know, it's the place where you get your rest, have the best dreams, and all that stuff."

Jonny: "hello?"
Interviewer: "...what was that?!" :uhoh:
Chris: "Oh, erm, probably the neighbours, yeah, the walls are rather thin you know!" :sweatdrop:

Jonny: "Chris can I come out now? It's really dark in here!"
Interviewer: "No wait, that sounded like it came out of your clos-" :stunned:
Chris: "OH LOOK, mysterious symbols on my hand, what do they mean?!":sweatdrop::uhoh:

Farmer: "And dis is ma favourite plant. It is good for health and good for cook. It grows from springtime to..."
Chris: "I wanna die. Right now."

"Yes, this is codename CHARLIE MIKE. Suspect is watching me right now, awaiting permission to charge missiles."

Apple: "Daddy Daddy DADDY DADDY I WANNA RIDE THE PONY!!"
Chris: "Alright ALRIGHT there you go, and now shut up!"

3 seconds later

Apple: "WAAAAHHHH!!" :bigcry:
Chris: "Oh god, what is it now?"
Apple: "Pony is scary, I want to my mommy!!" :bigcry::bigcry:
Chris: *SIGH "I wish I would have married Jon.."

Interviewer: "So, I heard that you, Chris, once threw Will out of the band, is that correct?"
Chris: "It is! Because he was bitching around and fucking annoying, so I kicked his arse out of the band, because I'm cool like that, YO!"

Will: "The fuck are you talking about? Are you implying that I'm being pussy enough to get thrown out by such a stick figure like you?
Chris: "I certainly are!"
Will: "Alright ASSHOLE, I'm gonna throw you out of your own HOUSE, mark my words!"
Chris: "Yeah sure LOL."

One day later...

Yes! You rule the LOL Cake thread Thalia! thanks for making me laugh on Friday...

have a cake.. whilst I have it here...

March 2, 201214 yr

Time for some new LOLdplayyyyys :awesome:

"That's right. I'm stealing your soul right now"

Interviewer: Welcome to our new episode of MTV Cribs! Today we're in Chris Martin's lovely house! Tell us something about your favourite room Chris!"
Chris: "Alright, I really like the bedroom you know, it's the place where you get your rest, have the best dreams, and all that stuff."

Jonny: "hello?"
Interviewer: "...what was that?!" :uhoh:
Chris: "Oh, erm, probably the neighbours, yeah, the walls are rather thin you know!" :sweatdrop:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

This one is so good!!!

But I love the other ones to, LOL!

March 2, 201214 yr

THALIA. Hahahahahha :lol: Oh, what a great way to start the weekend! :laugh3:

March 2, 201214 yr

Yes! You rule the LOL Cake thread Thalia! thanks for making me laugh on Friday...

have a cake.. whilst I have it here...

Wooooo cake!! :wideeyed: Thanks a lot dear :wacky:

THALIA. Hahahahahha :lol: Oh, what a great way to start the weekend! :laugh3:

My pleasure :awesome:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
This one is so good!!!
But I love the other ones to, LOL!

Thanks! :lol:

March 3, 201214 yr

LOL, oh, my god, that one is CUTE :D. Love it!

March 3, 201214 yr

:laugh3: This.

March 3, 201214 yr

This is sooooo CUTE!!!

From where is it? is there a video to watch and adore?

March 3, 201214 yr

HAHAHAHA! AWESOME! :lol::lol::laugh3::laugh3::lol:

March 3, 201214 yr

This is BRILLIANT :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

I love how Will is standing like 'calm down man, people can see you here'

March 3, 201214 yr

HAHAHAHAH!

Yeah, unwrap and play it

March 3, 201214 yr

HAHAHA! :laugh3:

March 3, 201214 yr

HAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

HAHAHAHAH!

Yeah, unwrap and play it

Pffff my thioughts/face exactly!!! :lol:

March 3, 201214 yr

This is sooooo CUTE!!!
From where is it? is there a video to watch and adore?

That's from the Brit awards 2006 if I'm not mistaken.

March 3, 201214 yr

i wanna ujnwrap it and play with it :O :wink3:

March 3, 201214 yr

^^ thnx, I'll look it up.

March 3, 201214 yr

i wanna ujnwrap it and play with it :O :wink3:

Count me in LOL

March 3, 201214 yr

Time for some new LOLdplayyyyys :awesome:

"That's right. I'm stealing your soul right now"

Interviewer: Welcome to our new episode of MTV Cribs! Today we're in Chris Martin's lovely house! Tell us something about your favourite room Chris!"
Chris: "Alright, I really like the bedroom you know, it's the place where you get your rest, have the best dreams, and all that stuff."

Jonny: "hello?"
Interviewer: "...what was that?!" :uhoh:
Chris: "Oh, erm, probably the neighbours, yeah, the walls are rather thin you know!" :sweatdrop:

Jonny: "Chris can I come out now? It's really dark in here!"
Interviewer: "No wait, that sounded like it came out of your clos-" :stunned:
Chris: "OH LOOK, mysterious symbols on my hand, what do they mean?!":sweatdrop::uhoh:

Farmer: "And dis is ma favourite plant. It is good for health and good for cook. It grows from springtime to..."
Chris: "I wanna die. Right now."

"Yes, this is codename CHARLIE MIKE. Suspect is watching me right now, awaiting permission to charge missiles."

Apple: "Daddy Daddy DADDY DADDY I WANNA RIDE THE PONY!!"
Chris: "Alright ALRIGHT there you go, and now shut up!"

3 seconds later

Apple: "WAAAAHHHH!!" :bigcry:
Chris: "Oh god, what is it now?"
Apple: "Pony is scary, I want to my mommy!!" :bigcry::bigcry:
Chris: *SIGH "I wish I would have married Jon.."

Interviewer: "So, I heard that you, Chris, once threw Will out of the band, is that correct?"
Chris: "It is! Because he was bitching around and fucking annoying, so I kicked his arse out of the band, because I'm cool like that, YO!"

Will: "The fuck are you talking about? Are you implying that I'm being pussy enough to get thrown out by such a stick figure like you?
Chris: "I certainly are!"
Will: "Alright ASSHOLE, I'm gonna throw you out of your own HOUSE, mark my words!"
Chris: "Yeah sure LOL."

One day later...

:laugh3: :laugh3: hahahahhahahahahhahahhahaha. Those are B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T !!!!!! Awesome job, Thalia, really !!! :lol:

Hahhahahahahaha awwwwwwww :D :D :D :D :D

:sneaky:

March 3, 201214 yr

This is sooooo CUTE!!!
From where is it? is there a video to watch and adore?

but Morten is a true celeb because I know I saw in front me in real life face to face eyes to eyes . offer me a cake in real life

and me so crazy since more of 25 years for him . but me I feel so fangirl in front him in real is end of all fairytale.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFXP_ciGqVI]MORTEN HARKET AND COLDPLAY " MTV brit Awards " (15.02.06) - YouTube[/ame]

but themselves more accessible simple and less celebs :D

March 3, 201214 yr

Count me in LOL

OKAY haha (y)

March 4, 201214 yr

OKAY haha (y)

And Tracie makes three!:lol:

March 4, 201214 yr

Ooh, hey, can I join in on that activity?

(I may want to rephrase that a bit, 'cause now it sounds like I'm joining an orgy or something :lol:)

March 4, 201214 yr

What a sick lot we are,lol. Poor Jonny doesn't even know he's being passed around t he forum,lol.:laugh3::sneaky:

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