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Dear Chris Martin

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ohhhh:wink3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P

 

 

Not like that... :P

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Not like that... :P

 

 

hey! You said it not me:laugh3::P

 

 

"Just me and him. One on one. Locked doors, closed curtains..."

 

 

Raaaaaaawwwwwwwrrrrrr! :laugh4:

hey! You said it not me:laugh3::P

 

 

"Just me and him. One on one. Locked doors, closed curtains..."

 

 

Raaaaaaawwwwwwwrrrrrr! :laugh4:

 

...and a camera.

and I want :jonny: there too!

 

Of course! and :will: and :phil: too! :D

...and a camera.

 

 

a video camera?

 

 

 

 

 

Oh my gosh!!My pervyness is coming out :shocked2:

 

a video camera?

 

 

 

 

 

Oh my gosh!!My pervyness is coming out :shocked2:

 

yes, and don't forget the towels. that's a must.

a video camera?

 

 

 

 

 

Oh my gosh!!My pervyness is coming out :shocked2:

 

That is what i thought. :laugh3:

 

yes, and don't forget the towels. that's a must.

 

What for?

That is what i thought. :laugh3:

 

 

 

What for?

 

I need it so that I can collect the dirt from his shoes. :(

That is what i thought. :laugh3:

 

 

 

What for?

 

I decide to come to the Coldplay section for a day and look what you girls do to me :wreck: :embarassed:

yes, and don't forget the towels. that's a must.

 

I need it so that I can collect the dirt from his shoes. :(

 

 

oh... I thought it was to go underneath...uhhh :uhoh: uhhhh yeah shoes! :idea2:

I need it so that I can collect the dirt from his shoes. :(

 

:thinking:

 

I decide to come to the Coldplay section for a day and look what you girls do to me :wreck: :embarassed:

 

I have never really let my pervyness come out, even though i love chris but looks like this place is gonna make me real pervy :laugh3:

:thinking:

 

 

 

I have never really let my pervyness come out, even though i love chris but looks like this place is gonna make me real pervy :laugh3:

 

I wish Coldplay were girls. :(

I thought the towels were to wipe off the sweat from Chris' forehead, have you guys seen how much he sweats in live shows. :P

I wish Coldplay were girls. :(

 

NO! I like them as guys! :lol: but I understand you. :hug:

That is what i thought. :laugh3:

 

 

:embarassed:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:escaping:

 

I wish Coldplay were girls. :(

 

Why? :(

 

I thought the towels were to wipe off the sweat from Chris' forehead, have you guys seen how much he sweats in live shows. :P

 

:laugh3:

NO! I like them as guys! :lol: but I understand you. :hug:

 

hahaha. :P I like them as guys too, just like... they need a Coldplay girls version. CALL IT YALPDLOC. That would be such a great name for a heavy metal band. Yalpdloc!

hahaha. :P I like them as guys too, just like... they need a Coldplay girls version. CALL IT YALPDLOC. That would be such a great name for a heavy metal band. Yalpdloc!

 

:laugh3:They all have at least one daughter to start Yalpdloc. :P But I'm afraid they might be too young for you by the time they start that band. :lol:

:laugh3:They all have at least one daughter to start Yalpdloc. :P But I'm afraid they might be too young for you by the time they start that band. :lol:

 

I was 30, she was... 12....

agreed

 

dear chris martin

i wanna be a Lover in Ja Pants

 

This is amazing. I think I'm going to have to siggy this. :laugh3:

I can't imagine a girl-Coldplay, but anyways, now we're talking about it, can I be in this girl Coldplay:P I'm a drummer :D and a girl:P I'll practise my death stare to resemble will:P

This is amazing. I think I'm going to have to siggy this. :laugh3:

 

Seeing as two members have already got in in their sigs, I guess it'd be a little stupid for me to have it too - but that post is epic win. :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

Ah this thread is the epitome of crazy Coldplay fangirlism. I sure hope Roadie 42 doesn't come in here. :uhoh: :lol:

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Let's rewake this tread !

 

Dear Chris Martin , I wanna kiss you right now ! :sneaky:

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