yeah. but sometimes its obligation vs. love.

consumerist bullshit <--- people keep saying that to not buy a valentine's gift. :dozey:

Haha this, but it's true :D

Oh gosh, I hope he didn't buy anything *prays*

The only thing I give women for Valentines day is a baby.

 

 

Well 9 months after Valentines day they actually get the present.

 

Haha this, but it's true :D

 

That's not true at all!

The only thing I give women for Valentines day is a baby.

 

 

Well 9 months after Valentines day they actually get the present.

 

You impregnate women on Valentines Day?

:laugh3:

You are quite the catch, Nick. I bet they're happy about it :rolleyes:

You impregnate women on Valentines Day?

:laugh3:

You are quite the catch, Nick. I bet they're happy about it :rolleyes:

 

It's not like they're surprised, most women understand what happens with sex.....

 

Sex ed wasn't hard.

hahaha...yes, but there are things you could do to prevent that..like condoms or ....birth control pills... ya know...

Wow.

Its valentines day and kung hei fat choi day tadayyy.

 

best. card. ever.

:heart:

I threw up on ze V-Day, once again proving I have a nice tendency to be sick on special occasions (if anyone remembers I was also sick at the end of first Coldplay concert).

The only thing I give women for Valentines day is a baby.

 

 

Well 9 months after Valentines day they actually get the present.

Not after she screws you up by paying child support. :cool:

^^why did you throw up??

 

 

 

 

OMG! I have to work today so there's no time to sit and wallow in my singleness-ness :cool4:

 

best. card. ever.

 

Who the fuck would pronounce Morrissey like that?

Not after she screws you up by paying child support. :cool:

hahaha all you people crack me up

omghahakasjkhajhajaljslsgahahajajajahajaahaja

 

-___-

Who the fuck would pronounce Morrissey like that?

 

Does it really matter? It's a cute card :nice:

Not after she screws you up by paying child support. :cool:

 

Not if they don't know my real name or information.:cool:

 

Can't find me, can't make me pay.

Pistol whip her once and she'll know who's boss. Child support. WHAT CHILD SUPPORT!?!

Yay, :heart:

Yay, :heart:

 

Helloooooooooo yoooooooooooou. :D

Helloooooooooo yoooooooooooou. :D

 

Jay. :wacky: How are you? :nice:

I'm greatttttttttttttttt! How are yoooooou? :D

:lol: Pretty good. :P

Goooooooooooooood. Hope you had a great Valentines day. :D