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Worst Coldplay insults

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^ :shocked2:

 

What... how... WHY?! How could any justify saying JLS (one of the worst bands out there, no offence to anyone who likes them!) are BETTER than COLDPLAY?! OMG, I know it's stunned me because I'm using so many caps :laugh3: But seriously, no one in their right mind would say that... it's just not right :confused: Anyone else not seeing any truth in that statement? I mean, Coldplay play better - FAR better - music, the lead singer's in a completely different league to the little pretty boy wannabe in JLS and as for their dancing, well the whole point is it's meant to be MUSIC. Does what it says on the tin :lol: I'm just shocked that anyone could even think of saying something like that. Need to go lie down in a dark room now :laugh3:

 

Totally agree, I was absolutely shocked that anyone could say that! Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and you could even say "I way prefer JLS to Coldplay" (if you're into rubbish music lol) but there is no way you could EVER even think that JLS are more talented.

 

I think its really sad to see what 90% of teenagers think about music though...

A few of my lovely classmates (cough, hate them, cough) wrote things like "COLDPLAY IS GAY", "COLDPLAY SUCKS", "CHRIS MARTIN IS GAY" and "FUCK COLDPLAY, I HOPE THEY DIE" in my diary.

Coldplay is for fucking fags

 

(yeah, well you can go die in hole for all we care)

A few of my lovely classmates (cough, hate them, cough) wrote things like "COLDPLAY IS GAY", "COLDPLAY SUCKS", "CHRIS MARTIN IS GAY" and "FUCK COLDPLAY, I HOPE THEY DIE" in my diary.

 

:stunned:

:whip: to them

this happened to me like 5 times at least:

 

friend: you like coldplay????? I hate them!/they r gay/or whatever

me: :confused:

---few minutes later, playing Tap Tap Coldplay with the same friend---

---when playing songs from "before VLV"---

 

friend: is this Coldplay??? u kiddin me? i freakin love this song!!!

me: :thinking:

this happened to me like 5 times at least:

 

friend: you like coldplay????? I hate them!/they r gay/or whatever

me: :confused:

---few minutes later, playing Tap Tap Coldplay with the same friend---

---when playing songs from "before VLV"---

 

friend: is this Coldplay??? u kiddin me? i freakin love this song!!!

me: :thinking:

 

hahahaha your friend FAILS at hating Coldplay.... which in a way means he wins :laugh3:

Sorry, this is still "worst insult", but it just happened and I really want to post it :P

 

Conversation between me and my mom.

 

Me: Next time Coldplay come to New Jersey, can I go to one of their concerts?

 

Mom: No.

 

Me: Why not???? All my friends get to go to concerts!!

 

Mom: I don't have a problem with you going to a concert, I have a problem with me having to go with you. I wouldn't want to have to sit through two hours of their music.

 

 

Thanks Mom. Thanks. :blank:

^ ugh.

My mom did enjoy the concert she shared with me, even though she doesn't like them much :thinking:

^one of the few benefits of not having parents

 

what part of new jersey are you in? im going there in a month or so

Somebody said earlier that JSL is not a good band.

 

I feel stupid for asking, but what does JSL stand for? I'm sure I know who they are but I can't think at the moment....

My friends older sister always boo's at my Coldplay shirts when i wear them

:mean:

 

I hate it when they compare them to crappy bands .. like Green Day :shifty:

Somebody said earlier that JSL is not a good band.

 

I feel stupid for asking, but what does JSL stand for? I'm sure I know who they are but I can't think at the moment....

 

I think you mean JLS, and it stands for Just Like Sh*t, of course.;)

That Coldplay is gay :wtf: I heard it a few people saying to me :disappointed:

Me too. One of my best friends once referred them as "the gayband".

I rarely talk about Coldplay with my friends or in school so the worst I've heard, except from above, is probably that Coldplay is boring :dozey:

I don't care what people say, Coldplay gets me all the chicks! :wink3:

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I don't care what people say, Coldplay gets me all the chicks!

 

:sneaky:

:laugh3::P

You know how I know your gay? You like Coldplay.

 

Worst insult ever...

^ Indeed. It doesn't even rhyme that well.

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You know how I know your gay? You like Coldplay.

 

Worst insult ever...

 

actually, I would call that the stupidest insult ever

actually, I would call that the stupidest insult ever

 

I agree with you actually. It's really not the worst, but it is the most stupid.

I don't care what people say, Coldplay gets me all the chicks! :wink3:

 

:dozey:

I don't know how many times I've gotten the "You know how I know you're gay, you like Coldplay" line, I usually say "real original" but sometimes spin it back at them with "well if liking music that has a stronger meaning than (insert their fav. music insult ex. country - my girl left me and i love drinking) than I guess in a way I'm gay." This usually makes them feel pretty low for dissin me.

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