Team Tampon or Team Pads?

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

Very :sick:

[indanomati]

Yay team pads is winning!

[Josh42]

TEAM TAMPON FTW!!!

 

But only if it's Playtex brand... because Tampax are awful, IMO. Tampax are made by dudes who think stiffer and longer is better in every scenario.

 

Really depends on how deep your vag is...

[Josh42]

I voted au naturel, 'cause I don't use tampons or pads (bad for your vajayjay and the environment) everyone usually reacts in a EW THAT'S DISGUSTING :stunned: kind of way, but I use a Mooncup. It's the best thing ever. Seriously, I can't understand how I used to live properly without it. :cheesy:

 

If anyone's interested... http://www.mooncup.co.uk//

 

:escaping:

 

 

(haha, that totally sounded like an advertisment :P)

 

[Ohemul]

srs bsns

[Wherrwhfer]

HOUSTON, I THINK WE HAVE A SRS BSNS OVER HERE.

[SueDeNimes]

I voted au naturel, 'cause I don't use tampons or pads (bad for your vajayjay and the environment) everyone usually reacts in a EW THAT'S DISGUSTING :stunned: kind of way, but I use a Mooncup. It's the best thing ever. Seriously, I can't understand how I used to live properly without it. :cheesy:

 

If anyone's interested... http://www.mooncup.co.uk//

 

:escaping:

 

 

(haha, that totally sounded like an advertisment :P)

Uhmmm, but don't you feel that thing all the time?

The point of getting the tampon further up is that you can't feel it!

It hurts if it's not high enough! :confused:

 

So I guess you feel that thing, right?

 

 

I'm team tampon + applicator btw :)

Pads irritate the skin.

[ImLovingGuyBerryman]

You: team pads or team tampon?

Stranger: uhh?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: gay male?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

You: team pads or team tampon?

Stranger: Im all about the not having a vagina.

Stranger: Or the Vag plug

You: you have a pee pee?

Stranger: Yes I have an erect penis

You: ah

You: too bad

Stranger: True

Stranger: I do yearn for the vagoo

You: yep

You: unfortunate

Stranger: Oh yea

You have disconnected.

+1 FOR I HAVE A PEE PEE

 

 

Stranger: asl?

You: team pads or team tampon?

Stranger: team don't need either cause i'm male

You: tsk

You have disconnected.

+1 FOR I HAVE A PEE PEE

 

 

You: team pads or team tampon?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

You: team pads or team tampon?

Stranger: :O

Stranger: 2nd

You: ^-^

You: team tampon 4 lyf

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

+1 FOR TEAM TAMPON

 

 

You: team pads or team tampon?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

You: team pads or team tampon?

Stranger: uh...

Stranger: guys dont talk about tampons often

You: you have a pee pee?

Stranger: yes

You: tsk

You have disconnected.

+1 FOR I HAVE A PEE PEE

 

 

You: team pads or team tampon

Stranger: yeaah

You: which?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

Stranger: hi 19 m here hbu?

You: team pads or team tampon?

Stranger: 1st

You: why?

Stranger: coz both sound new to me ..... had to choose 1

You: okay

You: if there was a poll

You: and the options were:

You: team pads

You: team tampon

You: neither

You: and "I have a pee pee"

You: you would pick "I have a pee pee" right

You: coz you have one

Stranger: i wud choose team tampon

Stranger: prolly

You: but I thought you were team pads and had a pee pee

You: you're fucking with my data

You: I may have to throw your data out

Stranger: you may surely do

Stranger: btw wot data/

Stranger: ?

You: I'm doing a poll

Stranger: twll me wot it means

Stranger: all that

Stranger: *tell

You: you don't know what data is?

You: I am not in the mood to explain what data is to a man who tries to fuck with my science

You: use the google

Stranger: tampon

Stranger: final answer

You: but

You: you have a pee pee

Stranger: whats my result

You: if you have a pee pee you are supposed to choose the "I have a pee pee" option

Stranger: youre so interesting

You: you, as a user of neither pads nor tampons, are fucking up my data

You: about whether women prefer pads or tampons mre

You: more*

Stranger: oh!!!

Stranger: i have a pee-pee

You: thank you

You: ^-^

Stranger: :D

You: you have been most helpful

You: thanks

Stranger: asl

You: Look at me still talking when there's science to do!

You have disconnected.

+1 FOR I HAVE A PEE PEE

 

I have finally found a way to counterract the massive amount of vagina-possessing data points that are on this forum. OMEGLE. There is nowhere near the gender discrepancy now.

 

You: team pads or team tampon?

Stranger: team pads?

You: is that your final answer?

Stranger: ummmm...can i call a friend

You: no

You: it's a matter of which you personally prefer

You: unless you have a pee pee

You: then you must vote for "I have a pee pee"

Stranger: I have a pee pee?

You: is THAT your final answer?

You: hard to tell when you phrase your answer as a question

Stranger: thats how i roll

You: well

You: very helpful

You: thank you

You have disconnected.

+1 FOR I HAVE A PEE PEE

 

 

Stranger: i

You: team pads or team tampon?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

You: team pads or team tampon?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

You: team pads or team tampon?

Stranger: why?

You: I am collecting data

You: if you have a pee pee, please do not vote for either team pads or team tampons

You: vote for "I have a pee pee"

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

:hat2: I'm such a scientist.

 

Funny shit, man.

 

Pads feel like i'm wearing a diaper.

Team tampon, please.

 

This.

 

Team Tamp.

[ricardo]

:uhoh:

:lol:

[a_face_of_light]

Haha silly you!

I've watched a delivery and it wasn't that bad :D

 

If I have kids, I'm having a C section.

[ImLovingGuyBerryman]

If I have kids, I'm having a C section.

 

Honestly, I'd rather do that too. :P

[ricardo]

Well this conversation is getting a little bit more,uhm, weird.

[an angel]

C sections are pretty dangerous though. My mom had 5 of them.

[hotdensestate]

Giving birth to an head the size of a kiddy basketball through a vagina the size of a dime is pretty dangerous too. And unpleasant, I hear.

[a_face_of_light]

I have really small hips so doing it the normal way just seems like it wouldn't go well for me.

[hotdensestate]

I have really small hips so doing it the normal way just seems like it wouldn't go well for me.

 

Same, same. I do not have childbirthin hips. Pretty sure if I gave birth I would be screwed.

[ImLovingGuyBerryman]

I have really small hips so doing it the normal way just seems like it wouldn't go well for me.

 

Same. I'd be no good for regular.

 

 

I was born via C section. Random Fact.

[a_face_of_light]

Same, same. I do not have childbirthin hips. Pretty sure if I gave birth I would be screwed.

 

Plus even the thought of it is painful

[ricardo]

Glad to be a man.

[Ohemul]

I understand that.

[NumbersGirl]

Giving birth to an head the size of a kiddy basketball through a vagina the size of a dime is pretty dangerous too. And unpleasant, I hear.

Particularly if you need to have an episiotomy. I hear that's awful.

It's like, "oh sorry, there's not enough room for your babeh to say hello, so we're going to cut you from your hooha to your bunghole to make room." I cringe just thinking about it.

[hotdensestate]

Oh god I know. :sick:

[ImLovingGuyBerryman]

C Section.

[a_face_of_light]

Particularly if you need to have an episiotomy. I hear that's awful.

It's like, "oh sorry, there's not enough room for your babeh to say hello, so we're going to cut you from your hooha to your bunghole to make room." I cringe just thinking about it.

 

:shocked2: OUCH

 

C section for sure, at least I can take comfort in the fact I will never get pregnant by accident.

[Megalomania]

C section for me, probably. I'd take the scar over the normal birth :sick: