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Lol, are they meant to like sit right up at your uterus? XD all the ones here are small and are only meant to sit at the opening I think, probly why I had the pool problem mentioned in other thread

 

WTF, those tampons are fundamentally wrong. No wonder you are Team Pads.

 

They're supposed like right next to the entrance to your uterus, yeah, that way like I said, muscles in the wall hold them in place. Applicators make it a hell of a lot easier to put them in the right way without, like, having to stick your full finger up your **** (which is nasty and unhygenic)

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I have finally found a way to counterract the massive amount of vagina-possessing data points that are on this forum. OMEGLE. There is nowhere near the gender discrepancy now.

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You: team pads or team tampon?

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You: team pads or team tampon?

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You: it's a matter of which you personally prefer

You: unless you have a pee pee

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:laugh3:!! I read this and started laughing so hard, my mom called and she thinks someone's at my house now. :freak: :lol:

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I voted au naturel, 'cause I don't use tampons or pads (bad for your vajayjay and the environment) everyone usually reacts in a EW THAT'S DISGUSTING :stunned: kind of way, but I use a Mooncup. It's the best thing ever. Seriously, I can't understand how I used to live properly without it. :cheesy:

 

If anyone's interested... http://www.mooncup.co.uk//

 

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(haha, that totally sounded like an advertisment :P)

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I voted au naturel, 'cause I don't use tampons or pads (bad for your vajayjay and the environment) everyone usually reacts in a EW THAT'S DISGUSTING :stunned: kind of way, but I use a Moon Cup. It's the best thing ever. Seriously, I can't understand how I used to live properly without it. :cheesy:

 

If anyone's interested... http://www.mooncup.co.uk//

 

:escaping:

 

 

(haha, it sounded like an advertisment :P)

 

Those things never seemed like they would work/help. Always figured they would spill some.

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