June 17, 201115 yr http://www.gq.com/entertainment/music/201106/coldplay-album-every-teardrop-is-a-waterfall-tracks GQ Exclusive: The (Totally Serious) Tracklist For Coldplay's New Album Don't ask us how we got it, but we did: The song titles to Chris Martin and co.'s new album. And you'll only find them here Last week, Coldplay unveiled the first single off their eagerly awaited new album: "Every Teardrop is a Waterfall"—an unmistakably Coldplay-ish name for a song. And yet it left us wanting more. So the music sleuths here at GQ went digging, and thanks to an anonymous source in the Goop camp, we managed to unearth the remainder of the track list for the new album. Here you go, Coldplaymates: every name of every song off the so-far-untitled new album. A GQ exclusive**. Track 1: Your Love is A Raw Quinoa Salad Track 2: Wouldn't This Make a Better United Airlines Theme Song Than Gershwin? Track 3: Every Teardrop is a Waterfall Track 4: I Thought Of This on a Gulfstream VII Track 5: She's Never Gone Down On Me (But Every Night I Comb Her Hair) Track 6: Here's A Song For Hotel Lobbies Track 7: When I'm at Pinkberry Track 8: My Wife Only Orgasms While On Horseback Track 9: Dreary Rain in a Dank Place Track 10: Fine, We're From Omaha. Track 11: Country Strong Track 12: Just Me Humming Track 13: My Penis Wears Chambray Track 14: Brand New Bidet Track 15: You Are a Moat (My Heart is a Portcullis) Bonus Track #1: The Sound of Holding in My Farts for Eight Years Bonus Track #2: One Thousand Leaves of Arugula Bonus Track #3: At Night I Sneak Into the Bathroom and Watch Things That Shame Me
June 17, 201115 yr GQ Exclusive: The (Totally Serious) Tracklist For Coldplay's New Album Yeah really serious. They use all of their seriousness eeeh.
June 17, 201115 yr ^^ WTF?! HOW DARE THEY MAKE FUN OF COLDPLAY IN SUCH A CHILDISH FASHION!!! :furious:
June 17, 201115 yr Yeah, I think it's kind of funny. It's not meant to be serious. And whether it's positive or negative, it's free advertising, so it's not all bad. BTW I'm going to move this to the LP5 section since this is about LP5. And I'll change it to say "not funny" instead of "snot funny". edit: Oh yeah, and the article also states this at the end, maybe you didn't see it. It is related to the ** notation, which is also in your post: "**OK, not an exclusive, because these are all made up. Except "Every Teardrop is a Waterfall." That really fucking is the name of the song."
June 17, 201115 yr "**OK, not an exclusive, because these are all made up. Except "Every Teardrop is a Waterfall." That really fucking is the name of the song." Theheh :awesome: I find the name of the song also rather.... cheesy *cough*
June 17, 201115 yr I'm looking forward to this one the most I think: Track 5: She's Never Gone Down On Me (But Every Night I Comb Her Hair) :wacky:
June 17, 201115 yr Track 11: Country Strong NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW :veryangry2:
June 17, 201115 yr Bonus Track #1: The Sound of Holding in My Farts for Eight Years That one's gonna be epic. :wacko:
June 17, 201115 yr Well.. Every Teardrop is a waterfall was a cheesy name.. But this is lame. :blank: It's not because i'm a fangirl, but I can't see how this is supposed to be funny.
June 17, 201115 yr I usually laugh at these sorts of things, but this carried no humor whatsoever. I didn't laugh once.
June 17, 201115 yr :blank: My mum thinks ETIAW is such a cool and original name. :P xD I wouldn't say that. But it's certainly not the worst. Not as bad as "Da Da Da I Don't Love You You Don't Love Me A-Ha A-Ha" as far as I'm concerned.
June 17, 201115 yr Author I think it's actually funny :P I guess in a sarcastic kind of way :wacky: Track 13: My Penis Wears Chambray can't wait to hear this track
June 17, 201115 yr I chuckled a bit. I'm mostly offended by the fact that it says "Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall" is a typically Coldplayish name. It's not.
June 17, 201115 yr Since you've put it ... I saw it and I did not dare but I love there are people daring to post things like that ... and yes that's funny:D for me ........luv you new avi:kiss:
June 17, 201115 yr I guess in a sarcastic kind of way :wacky: Track 13: My Penis Wears Chambray can't wait to hear this track yeah..me too:P
June 18, 201115 yr On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being Hilarious and 1 being Lame, I'd said it's a 2. And I think this makes fun of Gwyneth more than Coldplay. Anyhoo, I'm happy they are talking about Coldplay and this week, all the magazines that I've been reading they had nothing but praise for the band; EW (major magazine here) made it their #1 song/ must listen tune of the week.
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