July 30, 201114 yr Location: The Bakery Will: Well that's it... after two years of hard work it's finally done. Johnny: I think it sounds brilliant. I'm really proud of what we've done. Guy: The fans are gonna love this. I can't wait for them to hear it! Johnny: We'd better send it out to EMI before Chris gets out of the bathroom... (enter Chris) Chris: Guys, guess what!?! Guy: Don't tell me you've come up with new outfits... I've only just finished these pants. Chris: No even better... I've just written five more new songs! Johnny: But you were only in there for a few minutes! (phone rings, Will answers) NME Reporter: Hello, I'm doing an article on LP5 and was just wondering when it might be done. Will: ugh... two more weeks. (will hangs up) Chris: How do you guys feel about electric banjo? the end
July 30, 201114 yr Best thing I've read on the forums maybe ever! Hilarious, absolutely hilarious! :laugh3:
July 30, 201114 yr Location: The Bakery Will: Well that's it... after two years of hard work it's finally done. Johnny: I think it sounds brilliant. I'm really proud of what we've done. Guy: The fans are gonna love this. I can't wait for them to hear it! Johnny: We'd better send it out to EMI before Chris gets out of the bathroom... (enter Chris) Chris: Guys, guess what!?! Guy: Don't tell me you've come up with new outfits... I've only just finished these pants. Chris: No even better... I've just written five more new songs! Johnny: But you were only in there for a few minutes! (phone rings, Will answers) NME Reporter: Hello, I'm doing an article on LP5 and was just wondering when it might be done. Will: ugh... two more weeks. (will hangs up) Chris: How do you guys feel about electric banjo? the end This is my extended version... Location: The Bakery Will: Well that's it... after two years of hard work it's finally done. Johnny: I think it sounds brilliant. I'm really proud of what we've done. Guy: The fans are gonna love this. I can't wait for them to hear it! Johnny: We'd better send it out to EMI before Chris gets out of the bathroom... (enter Chris) Chris: Guys, guess what!?! Guy: Don't tell me you've come up with new outfits... I've only just finished these pants. Chris: No even better... I've just written five more new songs! Johnny: But you were only in there for a few minutes! (phone rings, Will answers) NME Reporter: Hello, I'm doing an article on LP5 and was just wondering when it might be done. Will: ugh... two more weeks. (will hangs up) Chris: How do you guys feel about electric banjo? [TWO WEEKS LATER] Location: The Beehive Guy: Thank god we finally convinced Chris to take a 6 month vacation in Hawaii... Will: Yeah, now he's not going to stop us from finishing this album! Johnny: Now we need to just... (Chris storms into The Beehive) Chris: GUYS! I JUST WROTE THIS F--KING BRILLIANT SONG! Johnny: I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO HAWAII??!! Chris: Well, I actually slipped out of the bathroom while Gwyneth was having a hard time calming down the kids, and actually ran naked to the airport, on the jet and took off back to England! :wink3: Guy: :shocked2: Will: Do you have a pilot's license? Johnny: And what's up with the bandage on your head? Chris: :stunned: ... umm, umm, err, well, back to the song I wrote, it's all about UNICORNS and MARIJUANA! IT'S F--KING BRI... Will: I think that's enough... Chris: ...AND HOMOS AND PIE AND EINSTEIN AND THE MEANING OF LIFE AND... Johnny: The meaning of life? Will: What is it? Guy: :thinking: Chris: DIRTY UNDERWEAR Guy: :inquisitive: Will: :dozey: Johnny: :D (phone rings) (Will checks the number) Guy: Who is it? Will: EMI :stunned: (Chris picks up the phone) Chris: Hey! Give us 5 more months and we'll be done! We just need to record, umm, 50 more songs? Yeah, yeah, bye! Johnny, Guy & Will: :veryangry2: :veryangry2: :veryangry2: THE THE end...
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