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Coldplay are joining 'Red Nose Day' to perform sketch co-written with Funny or Die. To air on May 21

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I now officially ship Chris Martin and Jon snow :lol::laugh3:

 

 

No seriously, there were so many awesome things in this video I can't even begin to count them:

 

Will in a costume, him silently calling Chris an idiot, "You know nothing Chris Martin" :lol:

 

 

 

Oh and, in the beginning you see these giant colourful sheets in the background, when Chris and Will are sitting down. I believe these sheets are hiding the whiteboards that are probably covered with new album material! :cheesy:

Just watched it - so funny !

"Chris Martin, you know nothing"....... that'll keep me giggling all day.:laugh3:

Hope they plan to contribute to our red Nose Day in the UK.

Excellent. My favourite moment was when Liam Neeson refers to Will as "bearded drummer Will Champion" in the most nonchalant way. :D

My fav part id Chris fangirling / fanboying about Jon Snow :)

and Will calling him " idot" :D

 

Jonny is so sweet ..bamm bamm bamm....The L.A. studio looking great :)

BUT: What is Chris saying in the end ? I didn't get it ??

Chris is saying....

" It's a set-back...... little bit of this, little bit of that...... change the words round. I've got plenty of other brilliant ideas "

Chris is saying....

" It's a set-back...... little bit of this, little bit of that...... change the words round. I've got plenty of other brilliant ideas "

 

Mmmmm ....I bet his does! Are you thinking what I'm thinking ....[emoji7]

Omg, I'm not familiar with the GOT (I only know 2 actors, the hottest one, Jon Snow and the one which was in the Love Actually), but this sketch is fantastic!!

Coldplay did such a great job and they are good actors too, I mean, look at their serious faces (Guy's poker face and then his acting during the Bastard song)! How could they stay so serious? :laugh2:

I love to see them all together, being so funny and doing charity work. Amazing.

All of the above :nod:

 

The whole thing was so funny even though I don't watch GOT. Much better than expected..the press today is all positive about it :wacky:

 

Will correcting Chris & calling him an idiot on T.V. :lol: :awesome:

 

Will in Costume leaning on a sword..:cool: totally convincing. Jonny behind him looking completely lost & puzzled; priceless facial expression :P

 

Chris being enthusiastic & emotional about the whole thing..He is totally adorable ( & his curls look very nice too :wideeyed:

 

Guy is :gorgeous: how he faked amusement during the "I am a real bastard" performance..

 

 

The band performing with a new lead singer "Jon Snow"..I actually liked it

 

 

Jonny being so cute at the end asking people to donate :dazzled:

 

The Bakery appears in one song & my heart danced in my rib cage :D

 

I first thought the ugly curtains on the L.A. studio walls were related to the GOT theme, but now that Batman has mentioned, they could be hiding the real stuff :wideeyed:

 

One thing I didn't quite get is why all the fuss about "You know nothing, Chris Martin"..it certainly has an important meaning in the show :confused: someone care to explain :shy:

All of the above :nod:

 

The whole thing was so funny even though I don't watch GOT. Much better than expected..the press today is all positive about it :wacky:

 

Will correcting Chris & calling him an idiot on T.V. :lol: :awesome:

 

Will in Costume leaning on a sword..:cool: totally convincing. Jonny behind him looking completely lost & puzzled; priceless facial expression :P

 

Chris being enthusiastic & emotional about the whole thing..He is totally adorable ( & his curls look very nice too :wideeyed:

 

Guy is :gorgeous: how he faked amusement during the "I am a real bastard" performance..

 

 

The band performing with a new lead singer "Jon Snow"..I actually liked it

 

 

Jonny being so cute at the end asking people to donate :dazzled:

 

The Bakery appears in one song & my heart danced in my rib cage :D

 

I first thought the ugly curtains on the L.A. studio walls were related to the GOT theme, but now that Batman has mentioned, they could be hiding the real stuff :wideeyed:

 

One thing I didn't quite get is why all the fuss about "You know nothing, Chris Martin"..it certainly has an important meaning in the show :confused: someone care to explain :shy:

 

one of the characters tells the other one "you know nothing, jon snow" and it became a famous line

I could see Closer To Home actually being a Coldplay song with lyric changes of course. On Guy's pedals there is a sticker saying USA I think that they are doing some recording in the States and some in the UK. Also, Will's drum sound for the skit sounds similar to the Fearne Cotton song from today.

I loved Chris leading saying "Snappy" that just made me fall over

 

Chris Fangirling over Jon Snow, who should start a band by the way

 

Ygrette, omg

 

Guy doing Deadpan Guy,

 

But Will, Will was the best

 

The Costume, The idiot

 

You know nothing Chris Martin

 

so many amazing moments

Mmmmm ....I bet his does! Are you thinking what I'm thinking ....[emoji7]

Thx

I HAVE NO DOUBT HE HAS

All of the above :nod:

 

The whole thing was so funny even though I don't watch GOT. Much better than expected..the press today is all positive about it :wacky:

 

Will correcting Chris & calling him an idiot on T.V. [emoji38] :awesome:

 

Will in Costume leaning on a sword..:cool: totally convincing. Jonny behind him looking completely lost & puzzled; priceless facial expression [emoji14]

 

Chris being enthusiastic & emotional about the whole thing..He is totally adorable ( & his curls look very nice too :wideeyed:

 

Guy is :gorgeous: how he faked amusement during the "I am a real bastard" performance..

 

 

The band performing with a new lead singer "Jon Snow"..I actually liked it

 

 

Jonny being so cute at the end asking people to donate :dazzled:

 

The Bakery appears in one song & my heart danced in my rib cage :D

 

I first thought the ugly curtains on the L.A. studio walls were related to the GOT theme, but now that Batman has mentioned, they could be hiding the real stuff :wideeyed:

 

One thing I didn't quite get is why all the fuss about "You know nothing, Chris Martin"..it certainly has an important meaning in the show :confused: someone care to explain :shy:

I like your summary ☺

"You know nothing Chris Martin " is related to the actress which plays Ygritte in the Series . She always said " You know nothing Jon Snow " . Meanwhile she is dead. ..

I like your summary ☺

"You know nothing Chris Martin " is related to the actress which plays Ygritte in the Series . She always said " You know nothing Jon Snow " . Meanwhile she is dead. ..

 

 

So is pretty much everyone else :lol:

Just watched the whole clip today. Cracks me up all the time haha. It looks like Jonny is getting bigger or fatter? :confused:

 

But Kardashian part in the beginning though :lol:

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btw, batman is right. there are sheets covering the walls all over the US studio. probably all the lp7 related work. but surprisingly nothing much seems to be going on in the bakery and the beehive. maybe they cleared them out. wish we could have gotten even a glimpse of a title, lyric, doodle, or something though..

It looks like Jonny is getting bigger or fatter? :confused:

 

 

WHUT I thought he was getting thinner! D:

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ehehehehe

 

 

I love how she says "Chris Mar'in"

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^ hahaa! and the "the first romantic ballad about incest in coldplay's career" :lol:

THIS SKIT MADE MY DAY. I HAVENT SEEN ANYTHING BETTER TODAY.

'wait, how many popadoms?'

 

:laugh3:

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