anthamic Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Hi all! I created this thread dedicated to Coldplay puns or jokes mainly because I found it difficult to make Coldplay jokes or puns (I'm not very creative). Then again, nobody said it was easy. I'd also like to see the creativity of this community. That being said, please try to keep it as original as possible and not just from Google. ;) Thanks and have fun! EDIT: Please let me know if this has been done before so I can do something about it :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jer123 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 When will AHFOD come out? Your guess is as good as mine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexynboy Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 old and bad joke but: You heard the new Coldplay Single? It's call: Chris Martin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexynboy Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 some meme: Chris trollface: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthamic Posted October 6, 2015 Author Share Posted October 6, 2015 When will AHFOD come out? Your guess is as good as mine That put a smile upon my face 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthamic Posted October 6, 2015 Author Share Posted October 6, 2015 old and bad joke but: You heard the new Coldplay Single? It's call: Chris Martin [ATTACH]32460[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp3176 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Look @ my sig :) EDIT: 700th post! :D :D :D Almost 1000! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 After Atlas and Miracles, Coldplay are now writing a song to accompany the new Pixar movie Ratatouille 2. What is it called ? A Rat Full Of Dreams. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42Escapist Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 When Chris was a child and did something wrong, what did he always say to his mother in order to stay out of trouble? "I didn't do it, mum! Blame it upon a rush of blood to the head." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftrightleftArchi Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 [ATTACH]32465[/ATTACH][ATTACH]32466[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftrightleftArchi Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 [ATTACH]32467[/ATTACH] I hate Peter Griffin now. Any1 else? [ATTACH]32468[/ATTACH] So damn true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 What would an album be called on which Simon and Garfunkel, Coldplay and Rihanna all have songs ? Sound of Xylence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMDB9 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 What do you say to someone when they say they don't like Coldplay or they claim to like them but only know the hits? I'm dead on the surface, but I am screaming underneath. Lolol i know, it's bad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alisbe Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 It's not that bad. It's one of my favorite so far ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthamic Posted October 10, 2015 Author Share Posted October 10, 2015 Loving all these jokes so far :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthamic Posted October 10, 2015 Author Share Posted October 10, 2015 what do you call the land of male deer and rabbits? buckland I hope that wasn't offensive 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaytheblue Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I can't pun ugh http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcm19aqz821r940t6o1_500.jpg BUT THATS FUNNY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickulus Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 [ATTACH]33085[/ATTACH] Hahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickulus Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 This one is pretty good too [ATTACH]33086[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Oh man I've been waiting for this thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diana42 Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 [ATTACH=full]3796[/ATTACH] Haha found this the other day [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] I have no creativity for jokes or puns :( 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 [ATTACH=full]3796[/ATTACH] Haha found this the other day [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] I have no creativity for jokes or puns :( HA his face dammit! He's saying "take this bitch trolololol" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthamic Posted February 1, 2016 Author Share Posted February 1, 2016 I was wondering if maybe they cold play Trouble on the tour Sent from my Death Star using Tapatalk 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickulus Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I was wondering if maybe they cold play Trouble on the tour Sent from my Death Star using Tapatalk Wow... just wow. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 (edited) . Edited August 14, 2021 by Draco 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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