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Coldplay Jokes / Puns / Memes!

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Hi all!

 

I created this thread dedicated to Coldplay puns or jokes mainly because I found it difficult to make Coldplay jokes or puns (I'm not very creative). Then again, nobody said it was easy.

 

I'd also like to see the creativity of this community. That being said, please try to keep it as original as possible and not just from Google. ;)

 

Thanks and have fun!

 

EDIT: Please let me know if this has been done before so I can do something about it :)

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When will AHFOD come out?

 

Your guess is as good as mine

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old and bad joke but:

 

You heard the new Coldplay Single?

It's call: Chris Martin

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When will AHFOD come out?

 

Your guess is as good as mine

 

That put a smile upon my face

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old and bad joke but:

 

You heard the new Coldplay Single?

It's call: Chris Martin

 

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Look @ my sig :)

 

EDIT: 700th post! :D :D :D Almost 1000!

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After Atlas and Miracles, Coldplay are now writing a song to accompany the new Pixar movie Ratatouille 2. What is it called ?

 

 

A Rat Full Of Dreams.

 

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When Chris was a child and did something wrong, what did he always say to his mother in order to stay out of trouble?

 

 

"I didn't do it, mum! Blame it upon a rush of blood to the head."

 

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What would an album be called on which Simon and Garfunkel, Coldplay and Rihanna all have songs ?

 

 

Sound of Xylence

 

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What do you say to someone when they say they don't like Coldplay or they claim to like them but only know the hits?

 

 

 

I'm dead on the surface, but I am screaming underneath.

 

 

Lolol i know, it's bad

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It's not that bad. It's one of my favorite so far ;)

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what do you call the land of male deer and rabbits? buckland

 

I hope that wasn't offensive

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Oh man I've been waiting for this thread.

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Haha found this the other day [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

I have no creativity for jokes or puns :(

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Haha found this the other day [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

I have no creativity for jokes or puns :(

HA his face dammit! He's saying "take this bitch trolololol"

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I was wondering if maybe they cold play Trouble on the tour

 

 

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I was wondering if maybe they cold play Trouble on the tour

 

 

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Wow... just wow. :D

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I made this a while ago based off of those MasterCard commercials:

 

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A Head Full of Dreams: $13.00

 

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Guy Berryman's net worth: $15,000,000

 

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Accidentally seeing Guy Berryman shirtless in a car? PRICELESS

 

There are something's that money can't buy, but for everything else there's MasterCard.

 

 

*my funny bone is still brittle*

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