Hi all!

 

I created this thread dedicated to Coldplay puns or jokes mainly because I found it difficult to make Coldplay jokes or puns (I'm not very creative). Then again, nobody said it was easy.

 

I'd also like to see the creativity of this community. That being said, please try to keep it as original as possible and not just from Google. ;)

 

Thanks and have fun!

 

EDIT: Please let me know if this has been done before so I can do something about it :)

When will AHFOD come out?

 

Your guess is as good as mine

old and bad joke but:

 

You heard the new Coldplay Single?

It's call: Chris Martin

some meme:

 

 

 

Chris trollface:

 

When will AHFOD come out?

 

Your guess is as good as mine

 

That put a smile upon my face

old and bad joke but:

 

You heard the new Coldplay Single?

It's call: Chris Martin

 

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Look @ my sig :)

 

EDIT: 700th post! :D :D :D Almost 1000!

After Atlas and Miracles, Coldplay are now writing a song to accompany the new Pixar movie Ratatouille 2. What is it called ?

 

 

A Rat Full Of Dreams.

 

When Chris was a child and did something wrong, what did he always say to his mother in order to stay out of trouble?

 

 

"I didn't do it, mum! Blame it upon a rush of blood to the head."

 

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I hate Peter Griffin now. Any1 else?

 

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So damn true.

What would an album be called on which Simon and Garfunkel, Coldplay and Rihanna all have songs ?

 

 

Sound of Xylence

 

What do you say to someone when they say they don't like Coldplay or they claim to like them but only know the hits?

 

 

 

I'm dead on the surface, but I am screaming underneath.

 

 

Lolol i know, it's bad

It's not that bad. It's one of my favorite so far ;)

Loving all these jokes so far :)

what do you call the land of male deer and rabbits? buckland

 

I hope that wasn't offensive

I can't pun ugh http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcm19aqz821r940t6o1_500.jpg

 

BUT THATS FUNNY

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Hahahahahahahaha

This one is pretty good too

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Oh man I've been waiting for this thread.

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I have no creativity for jokes or puns :(

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Haha found this the other day [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

I have no creativity for jokes or puns :(

HA his face dammit! He's saying "take this bitch trolololol"

I was wondering if maybe they cold play Trouble on the tour

 

 

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I was wondering if maybe they cold play Trouble on the tour

 

 

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Wow... just wow. :D

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Edited August 14, 20214 yr by Draco