Oh the images in our heads right now.. this is so wrong :laugh3:

 

I was about to write the same :laugh3::laugh3:

No

 

ROFLOL..

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

Please don't disturb my dreams...no underwear! :laugh3:

 

 

 

:stunned::shocked2:

 

please no.

 

:nod: :nod:

 

HAHAHAHAHA! Thalia, I am CRYING!!!! :laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

Oh the images in our heads right now.. this is so wrong :laugh3:

 

:stunned: :nod: :nod:

 

Whatever he's wearing or not.. it looks good... :D

:wideeyed: :laugh1:

OMG! That elephant thong!!!!! :laugh3:

OMG! That elephant thong!!!!! :laugh3:

 

I can never look at Paradise the same again :blank:

I can never look at Paradise the same again :blank:

 

I can never look at Chris the same... :sneaky: :lol:

I can never look at Paradise the same again :blank:

Paradise stopped being a cute innocent video when Nikola told me something he noticed about Guy's elephant costume

 

 

He's got the biggest trunk :charming:

 

 

Damn you Nikola :angry:

I can never look at Chris the same... :sneaky: :lol:

 

:charming: :charming: who caaaan? :lol:

 

 

 

let's talk about chris martin.

V

enouffff said. :lol:

^ :laugh3:...I know...

 

I think I prefer these ones! I could probably knit these. P'haps a xmas pressie for the lovely Chis?

 

 

 

 

Do you think they'd fit under his shorts ok? :p

He's got the biggest trunk :charming:

 

OOOOOHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH.

 

 

 

But we already knew that :)

Paradise stopped being a cute innocent video when Nikola told me something he noticed about Guy's elephant costume

 

 

He's got the biggest trunk :charming:

 

 

Damn you Nikola :angry:

* goes to watch*

 

thanks Nikola :| :| :|

^ :laugh3:...I know...

 

I think I prefer these ones! I could probably knit these. P'haps a xmas pressie for the lovely Chis?

 

 

 

 

Do you think they'd fit under his shorts ok? :p

 

Oh god, my eyes!!!!

^ :laugh3:...I know...

 

I think I prefer these ones! I could probably knit these. P'haps a xmas pressie for the lovely Chis?

 

 

 

 

Do you think they'd fit under his shorts ok? :p

 

The trunk is too thin :nod::nod::nod:

I can adjust the amount of stiches to fit...might need to get his exact measurements though... :sneaky: ...

 

oh dear, this thread has completely corrupted me... :laugh3:

The trunk is too thin :nod::nod::nod:

 

:nod: can you make a thicker, longer ahem, trunk?

^ :nod:

 

Just re-watched Paradise...difficult to tell who has the biggest trunk ;)

OMG! That elephant thong!!!!! :laugh3:

 

WHAT.. ELEPHANT THONG!?? where? Show me LOL I clearly missed something here LOL

 

I can never look at Paradise the same again :blank:

 

^ :laugh3:...I know...

 

I think I prefer these ones! I could probably knit these. P'haps a xmas pressie for the lovely Chis?

 

 

 

 

Do you think they'd fit under his shorts ok? :p

 

O M G hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

 

 

The trunk is too thin :nod::nod::nod:

 

I can adjust the amount of stiches to fit...might need to get his exact measurements though... :sneaky: ...

 

oh dear, this thread has completely corrupted me... :laugh3:

 

HAHAHAHA.... that is So funny! haha! :laugh3::laugh3:

 

^ :nod:

 

Just re-watched Paradise...difficult to tell who has the biggest trunk ;)

 

Bloody hell... Emma.. we have SO perverted you.. way to go! haha

Here you go Row, posted by DiOli05 before...

 

Enjoy!!

 

 

 

hahaha! Bloody hell.. this thread is getting worse by the hour..

 

Keep it going.. LOL

 

Thanks Emma.. I think! LOL

it's like porn thread :D

Jajaja can any of you photoshoppers put Chris's head in that photo? You know, to help the imaginarily impaired... Lol

OMFG, this thread!!!! :cool: Damn, feels like home.

 

 

OMFG you can't write those things right now that I.... I....

 

 

I've just eaten a banana :blank:

 

 

...But that was one of my first thoughts yesterday too, 'cause... Apart from the pants seeming a bit loose... If you really look below, you can just...

 

See it. There. :blank:I NEED A COLD SHOWER TOO, now.

 

 

I am a jogger a few days a week and I am a woman..... It sure looks like things may be loose, but seriously, unless he was wearing biker shorts i could understand the no undies, but his attire is loose fitting shorts, and I am sure he as a man, would get hurt letting them flop:lol: Maybe his boxers or bikini undies are slipping too:lol:

 

 

He's wearing a thong

 

 

WHY DID I SAY THAT

 

 

Please don't disturb my dreams...no underwear! :laugh3:

 

:stunned::shocked2:

 

please no.

 

As I said, I've wondered many (infinity) times if he was commando because the shorts are (thank you God) very low, but as others can attest, I also thought how difficult it would be for the sargeant and his boys to be flopping around out there. Ouch. So.....a THONG it is! :laugh3::laugh3: Sorry K.

 

 

^ :laugh3:...I know...

 

I think I prefer these ones! I could probably knit these. P'haps a xmas pressie for the lovely Chis?

 

 

 

 

Do you think they'd fit under his shorts ok? :p

 

OMG! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

Here you go Row, posted by DiOli05 before...

 

Enjoy!!

 

 

 

OMG Again! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

The trunk is too thin :nod::nod::nod:

 

Now, Now K, it's not the size of the thinness of the trunk that matters. (Yeah, just go with me here.)

 

 

I perhaps should have put a warning sign. :P I know it was very inconsiderate of me. :shame: BUT it was quite an enjoyable set of pictures. :D

 

Okay you're right! I'm not. :lol:

 

You're not sorry. Good for you. :kiss:

 

 

I adore this place. I have kissed my computer in thanks.

:curtain: Hi! I found this on tumblr

 

 

The lucky girl's story here

 

 

:curtain: Hi! I found this on tumblr

 

 

The lucky girl's story here

 

 

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU LOOK SO DEPRESSED WHEN CHRIS FUCKING ANTHONY FUCKING MARTIN IS HALF HUGGING YOU?!?

You can clearly tell he's wearing a necklace in that picture, so I'm guessing that's what was on his chest on the picture we all know pretty well by now. :P So not a tattoo like some thought. :)