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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris

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That would give me way too many ideas for my wedding night!:lol:

 

 

 

^Especially cause...you know...

 

 

how flexible he is :charming::sweatdrop:

 

 

:|

 

 

 

 

:sneaky:

 

 

I don't know who I envy more...Gwyneth, Jonny or that stool!:lol:

 

 

:laugh3:

 

 

Gwynnie is already married to Chris, maybe Jonny will know so I do not know how it was their wedding and their wedding night :thinking:

 

 

 

I think the piano stool knows more than G. and J. combined.:lol:

 

Another pic from last night. Sorry...he's kind of sweaty in this one. I know how much you girls hate that!:p:laugh3:

 

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Well if you think that after every gig Chris and J have all the time to stay together it's a good match between the stool and Jonny: sneaky:

 

The pic...omg.

 

 

have a good night girls

 

cute pictures

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X&Y era...:dazzled:

:sneaky:

 

 

 

 

 

:laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well if you think that after every gig Chris and J have all the time to stay together it's a good match between the stool and Jonny: sneaky:

 

The pic...omg.

 

 

 

 

X&Y era...:dazzled:

 

:chris:: Um, Gwyn? J. and I have talked it over and we'd really like to try a threesome.

G: I wondered when you'd ask me. Sure, I guess, if you...

:jonny:: Um, that's not exactly what we had in mind, Gwyn...

G: ??

:chris:: Erm...why don't you go out shoe-shopping or something for a few hours. The stool and us would like a little privacy!:wink3:

 

Sorry!! *skulks away from thread back to gutter where I belong*

have a good day girls

 

happy that Chris is happy in life shows in the pictures.

 

How strange is all me the opposite of what is going on . and even if families are happier in Africas.

I do not see what you think of Paradise is the story of a girl dying in Africa because there is neither water nor food and has all the health problems that Africa meet. this is not the story of a family and get to the stuffed elephant.

 

''But you can very easily become infected by the minority negative opinion. I was talking to my dad yesterday about Manchester United, the most popular soccer team in the world, and when they show up in West Ham, they get booed. I was thinking, well, it's the same for us. But when everybody is singing Paradise [at shows] at the moment it makes me feel so alive and happy. I can't explain it really, it's hyperreal.'' Chris Martin

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G4isv_Fylg&ob=av2e]Coldplay - Paradise - YouTube[/ame]

:chris:: Um, Gwyn? J. and I have talked it over and we'd really like to try a threesome.

G: I wondered when you'd ask me. Sure, I guess, if you...

:jonny:: Um, that's not exactly what we had in mind, Gwyn...

G: ??

:chris:: Erm...why don't you go out shoe-shopping or something for a few hours. The stool and us would like a little privacy!:wink3:

 

Sorry!! *skulks away from thread back to gutter where I belong*

OHMYBUCKINGOD!:lol:

 

Great pics :dazzled:

:chris:: Um, Gwyn? J. and I have talked it over and we'd really like to try a threesome.

G: I wondered when you'd ask me. Sure, I guess, if you...

:jonny:: Um, that's not exactly what we had in mind, Gwyn...

G: ??

:chris:: Erm...why don't you go out shoe-shopping or something for a few hours. The stool and us would like a little privacy!:wink3:

 

Sorry!! *skulks away from thread back to gutter where I belong*

 

HAHAHAHA! Tracie! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Lucky girls!!!:D

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:nod: :nod:

 

Good Lord!! Dallas, night 1.

 

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OHMYBUCKINGOD!:lol:

 

Great pics :dazzled:

 

This.. all of this...

 

I feel a pic spam is WAY overdue here..

 

Cracks knuckles... and prepares...

You don't have to be here a long time to appreciate the 'pretty' :D

 

Welcome..

 

Firstly, My thanks to Romi_Fix_you as most of these photos come from here You rock! Hope you don't mind me 'borrowing them'. :D

 

 

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Where is the rest of the band?

 

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What do you mean they aren't coming?!

 

 

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I suppose I can do this

 

solo?

 

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Hell yeah... its easy

 

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Dancing..

 

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Singing...

 

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Music? Oh yeah.. I guess I have to do that too?

 

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OK.. music.

 

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Nope need a guitar... I think..

 

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Hell yeah.. this is WORKING! Singing, dancing AND guitaring...

 

 

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Guy's not here, So I have to look Sexy too though!

 

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Oh yeah.. I can do this... sexy = easy

 

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No bother.. sexy, singing, piano.. yes!

 

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Yeah even ONE handed! Seriously I rock!

 

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CONFETTI! Oh damn I forgot the confetti!!

 

 

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OW.. ! My neck! Ow.. not so easy playing EVERYTHING... really..

 

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Oh... Shh...! .. Jonnnnnnny!!! help!

 

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What's that? You're coming back?!

 

 

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OH I missed you guys!

 

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Whooo they're back!

 

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Oh wow.. so happy you're all back!! But now you're wearing me out!

 

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Uuuu..h Jonny!

 

 

 

:D:D:D:D

 

 

Now a few more...

 

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Seriously? Darth Vader's my DAD?

 

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One should NEVER cage such beautiful wild animals...

 

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One of my favorite EVER Chrissy pics.. :heart:

 

Hope you enjoyed....:D

^ :lol:

Great pics and captions, Row! :awesome:

 

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One should NEVER cage such beautiful wild animals...

Well, in a way, he is a beast with a dangerously big appetite :nod::charming:

And he's also dangerously hot :drunk:

:chris:: Um, Gwyn? J. and I have talked it over and we'd really like to try a threesome.

G: I wondered when you'd ask me. Sure, I guess, if you...

:jonny:: Um, that's not exactly what we had in mind, Gwyn...

G: ??

:chris:: Erm...why don't you go out shoe-shopping or something for a few hours. The stool and us would like a little privacy!:wink3:

 

Sorry!! *skulks away from thread back to gutter where I belong*

 

:laugh3::laugh3: Hey Tracie, can you bring some bread back to the gutter, we're out. ;)

 

Oh stool, we envy you so. You get to do things and feel things and see things that we only to hope (dream, pray!) to...do, feel and see.

 

Once upon a time there was a stool

That made everyone jealous and start to drool

The thought of all of the pumping and humping and things it had seen

Made everyone very jealous and turn very green

Fans all over aren't afraid to be crass

They desperately want the stool that gets to touch Chris's ass

 

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Oh that smile, that gorgeous, cute smile. Come here and let me kiss you.

 

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Let's join Chris in thanking Row and all of our picspammers for making our lives worth living! Hip, hip, horray!

 

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Welcome Glittertondami!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G4isv_Fylg&ob=av2e]Coldplay - Paradise - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d020hcWA_Wg&ob=av2e]Coldplay - Clocks - YouTube[/ame]

off thread Today football England - Italy

my father is for Italy

but me not want Italian footballer .

Thanks .

Once upon a time there was a stool

That made everyone jealous and start to drool

The thought of all of the pumping and humping and things it had seen

Made everyone very jealous and turn very green

Fans all over aren't afraid to be crass

They desperately want the stool that gets to touch Chris's ass

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that poem! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

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There's nothing more to add! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

:laugh3::laugh3: Hey Tracie, can you bring some bread back to the gutter, we're out. ;)

 

Oh stool, we envy you so. You get to do things and feel things and see things that we only to hope (dream, pray!) to...do, feel and see.

 

Once upon a time there was a stool

That made everyone jealous and start to drool

The thought of all of the pumping and humping and things it had seen

Made everyone very jealous and turn very green

Fans all over aren't afraid to be crass

They desperately want the stool that gets to touch Chris's ass

 

imagescav5j9g4.jpg

 

 

 

Oh that smile, that gorgeous, cute smile. Come here and let me kiss you.

 

1307052680476f.jpg

 

 

Let's join Chris in thanking Row and all of our picspammers for making our lives worth living! Hip, hip, horray!

 

1327955172840f.jpg

 

 

Welcome Glittertondami!

 

HAHAHAHAHA that poem! ROTFLOL!

 

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that poem! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

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THIS! LOL!

 

Coldplay - Paradise - YouTube[/url]

off thread Today football England - Italy

my father is for Italy

but me not want Italian footballer .

Thanks .

 

Oh are England playing today.. :whistle: Sorry just NOT a football fan.. :inquisitive:

Hiiii :D

 

this :nod: :nod: *sigh*

 

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OH MY GOD :dazzled:

 

:chris:: Um, Gwyn? J. and I have talked it over and we'd really like to try a threesome.

G: I wondered when you'd ask me. Sure, I guess, if you...

:jonny:: Um, that's not exactly what we had in mind, Gwyn...

G: ??

:chris:: Erm...why don't you go out shoe-shopping or something for a few hours. The stool and us would like a little privacy!:wink3:

 

Sorry!! *skulks away from thread back to gutter where I belong*

Hhahahaha :laugh3:

 

Good Lord!! Dallas, night 1.

 

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Woooooooah :o

 

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Jumping again :lol:

 

:laugh3::laugh3: Hey Tracie, can you bring some bread back to the gutter, we're out. ;)

 

Oh stool, we envy you so. You get to do things and feel things and see things that we only to hope (dream, pray!) to...do, feel and see.

 

Once upon a time there was a stool

That made everyone jealous and start to drool

The thought of all of the pumping and humping and things it had seen

Made everyone very jealous and turn very green

Fans all over aren't afraid to be crass

They desperately want the stool that gets to touch Chris's ass

 

imagescav5j9g4.jpg

 

 

 

Oh that smile, that gorgeous, cute smile. Come here and let me kiss you.

 

1307052680476f.jpg

 

 

Let's join Chris in thanking Row and all of our picspammers for making our lives worth living! Hip, hip, horray!

 

1327955172840f.jpg

 

 

Welcome Glittertondami!

Wonderful poem :nod: :lol:

 

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that poem! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

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hahahaha :lol:

Back from holidays! OMG 63 pages during 2 weeks girls! You are awesome ! But now I'm so late !

And good new I go to Coldplay gig in Paris 2 September ! :D :D

Ellen Congratulation for MOTM :D

Hi Claire !!! So good to see you back here. WOW 63 pages!! Have fun catching up :D As I already told you, you will see a lot of nice piccies... :wink3: but you know that :lol:

 

So cool that you can go on the 2nd !!! :awesome: :dance:

Yay Claire! I hope you had a good holiday? Lovely to see you back! :D

 

63 pages? You might need another two weeks to get through all that LOL! Enjoy it...

I met this guy in the video at the outside of The Bakery.. He was hoping to get an autograph for his fiancee :) He said they were gonna get married in a few months :nice:

 

Great! I think I know some songs they'll play on their big day!

But I remember that I read a couple of times that Coldplay doesn't allow fans doing their proposal on stage...

 

 

Once upon a time there was a stool

That made everyone jealous and start to drool

The thought of all of the pumping and humping and things it had seen

Made everyone very jealous and turn very green

Fans all over aren't afraid to be crass

They desperately want the stool that gets to touch Chris's ass

 

imagescav5j9g4.jpg

 

Haha, now the Stool has his own poem! :lol:

 

Back from holidays! OMG 63 pages during 2 weeks girls! You are awesome ! But now I'm so late !

And good new I go to Coldplay gig in Paris 2 September ! :D :D

Ellen Congratulation for MOTM :D

 

Claire, welcome back! Did you have a good time?

Enjoy reading all those 63 pages (:shocked2:)

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