Is it just me or is he getting buffer by the minute???

 

 

 

Damn!!!!! :dazzled:

Well...cow has another meaning in italian...more than simply about the figure :lol:

But I'm slim enough to say to her she is a cow in that way too :laugh3:

 

Right...

So me, with my size, I'll be like an elephant!

 

But well, that's ok. But only as long as I can be a Coldplay-elephant! :elephant:

 

agghhhh that paralympics closing ceremony killed me 2 nights ago :bomb:

 

damn Chris! your arms are getting bigger and bigger ! wtf are you doing?!?!?!

 

they should have played this song mx tour, imagine that chris is sitting on x stage in that way :dazzled: :dazzled: and all the fangirls are melting :wacky:

 

That would be so amazing!

*swoon*

 

So, gurls, did you notice the latest addition at the bottom of my signature ? whaddya think ?:charming:

 

Nikola suggested it :awesome:

 

Eye-sex!

Twice!

Girl, how did you survive!

 

HAHAHAHAHA. Eye-sex, you say? :wink3:

 

So, Ellen, does that mean you had eye-sex with Chris too?

(sorry if you're going all sorts of crazy now. It's very much allowed though!)

I nearly spilled my tea Thalia.. and thats SERIOUS...

 

You just have no idea how serious that would be. Crucial. World leaders would have to be called in.

 

 

Some days you just have pics that speak to you. These are mine for the day.

 

Lick those lips and act like nobody sees you.

 

 

Love this hair, love this look, love this scruff, love this man!

 

 

LOLOL!

you're waiting for your kid in front of school

and you see this:

 

*forgets the kid*

 

*goes after chris*

 

:nod:

LOL no no not world leaders, I'll just have Chris, if its all the same with you? He'd solve any world crisis.. well all mine anyway! :lol:

you're waiting for your kid in front of school

and you see this:

 

*forgets the kid*

 

*goes after chris*

 

:nod:

 

Good God, isn't that the truth!

 

I am lost in her blue eyes....

Is it just me or is he getting buffer by the minute???

 

 

 

Damn!!!!! :dazzled:

He does look like he's getting buffer and buffer :dazzled:

I don't like men who look "too" buff, but Chris reached the perfect level :drunk:

Eye-sex!

Twice!

Girl, how did you survive!

I don't know! :awesome::lol:

 

So, Ellen, does that mean you had eye-sex with Chris too?

(sorry if you're going all sorts of crazy now. It's very much allowed though!)

I kinda think it does, I mean HE FCKIN WINKED AT HER :awesome:

Lick those lips and act like nobody sees you.

Damn :dead:

you're waiting for your kid in front of school

and you see this

 

*forgets the kid*

 

*goes after chris*

 

:nod:

uh-uh :nod:

 

:shame:

:lol:

I watching Charlie Brown DVDs cartoon on TV and I feel so alone and unhappy....... :disappointed:

you're waiting for your kid in front of school

and you see this:

 

*forgets the kid*

 

*goes after chris*

 

:nod:

 

 

LOL

 

 

I was more like:

 

 

Chris: "PEDO MODE ACTIVATED"

 

 

 

:laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

:uhoh:

LOL

 

 

I was more like:

 

 

Chris: "PEDO MODE ACTIVATED"

 

 

 

:laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

:uhoh:

HAHAHAHA!!! :lol: Indeed, now that you've pointed it out!

 

Actually, I think most people would see it that way, but we're so obsessed about how gorgeous and sexy he looks we forget about the rest :laugh3:

So, Ellen, does that mean you had eye-sex with Chris too?

(sorry if you're going all sorts of crazy now. It's very much allowed though!)

 

:wideeyed:

 

Thanks for putting that in my head. I won't be able to function properly for the next two days :drunk:

I watching Charlie Brown DVDs cartoon on TV and I feel so alone and unhappy....... :disappointed:

:hug: I hope things will work out for you :nice: Smile :)

I watching Charlie Brown DVDs cartoon on TV and I feel so alone and unhappy....... :disappointed:

Then go out and enjoy life, draw a picture, go in a park, sing in the rain, help other people, buy a cat, read a book, make a film, listen to music, watch foreign films, write a book or ride a bike or something :|

 

Thanks for putting that in my head. I won't be able to function properly for the next two days :drunk:

 

 

 

eye-sex

 

Wow, I'm having the most absurd visual images in my head right now

 

 

 

lol

 

 

:wacko:

 

 

 

:charming:

 

 

No you really don't wanna know xD

 

 

LOL

 

 

I was more like:

 

 

Chris: "PEDO MODE ACTIVATED"

 

 

 

:laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

:uhoh:

 

:laugh3: That's what I thought too.

eye sex

Wow, I'm having the most absurd visual images in my head right now

 

 

No you really don't wanna know xD

 

 

No, we REALLY do.... *tapping foot

No, we REALLY do.... *tapping foot

Okay so I just imagined Chris standing really close to PrincessofChina (sorry I forgot your name, I'm very bad at remembering names :sad2:) and kinda pressing his open eyes onto hers and he just keeps standing like that and makes awkward sex noises :lol:

 

 

Still I have no idea how the orgasm is going to look like LOL

 

 

 

I have the impression my brain is full of random crap :anxious:

Thank you girls for the wonderful evening viewing :sneaky: :P My my, Mr Martin really does have the most beautiful face/body/everything! I adore that one where he's staring into your soul though... I die a little every time I see it!

 

Also, I was rewatching the Paralympics and I'm not sure about anyone else, but I don't think I have ever loved Chris more than when he was sitting down and being indescribably cute during SS!

^^ I agree.. I need to make a gif of that.............

Okay so I just imagined Chris standing really close to PrincessofChina (sorry I forgot your name, I'm very bad at remembering names :sad2:) and kinda pressing his open eyes onto hers and he just keeps standing like that and makes awkward sex noises :lol:

 

 

Still I have no idea how the orgasm is going to look like LOL

 

 

I have the impression my brain is full of random crap :anxious:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: The visual is too much! Maybe you've touched upon something new in the fetish porn world. Or is that where you got the idea already? :cool:

 

I have a feeling that you have the correct impression of your brain. ;):D However, the phrase 'takes one to know one' also creeps into mind right now. Hmmmm...

 

And a quick Jonny spam, cos it's his Birthday. I am sure Chrissy girls won't mind today.. :)

 

Awwwwww I already miss my siggy :cry:

 

[quote=PrincessofChina;5412291

 

:dazzled:

 

You know, when you're alone out in the night in some very narrow street, and there's some stranger standing like this your first thought is probably "Oh fuck no"

 

If this this stranger would look like Chris and try to intimidate you, you'd be like "OLOL nice try there handsome, now prepare to get RAPED" :laugh3::laugh3:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

[quote=Comicforce;5412495

My computer is sick.. its currently being scanned for viruses and I have to log in on a temporary log in.. I am really a lot worried I am going to LOSE all my Chrissy photos.. if this happens I will need replacement photos posted for a few weeks.. Because I won't live without them..

 

I'm praying the Gods of Technology for you :D

 

 

As for the eye sex....well :charming:

 

I don't know if you've read my review, but I got eye contact twice with Chris during the concert, one during IMP when he gave me a look so hot I can't even...it was....aaargh ohmygod one of those looks we've seen in pics but that I haven't been able to find since I got back home :bomb: ...and then at the beginning of ETIAW, he held eye-contact with his eyes wide open like they so often are :awesome:

Anyway, the only pic I got is during IMP. You know how often he likes to focus on one camera when there are like 50 of them in his direction ? Well my camera was apparently the chosen one, and got his attention :awesome: (you'll see the pic in the post above :charming: )Then he started doing his usual weird moves, he was right in front of me and he looked at me once with A LOOK OHMYGOD I felt I had seen already it in a photo from a huge picspam from here :laugh3:

 

Hence the "eye-sex" :charming:

 

Oh...I hate you :heart::P

 

Love this hair, love this look, love this scruff, love this man!

 

His hair :dazzled:

 

I watching Charlie Brown DVDs cartoon on TV and I feel so alone and unhappy....... :disappointed:

 

They are really sad sometimes...

 

LOL

 

 

I was more like:

 

 

Chris: "PEDO MODE ACTIVATED"

 

 

 

:laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

:uhoh:

 

It's my chance!

 

Ok Chris...I have 15 years...LOOK AT ME! i have 15 years! Really! :D:D:D

 

[i knew that someday the fact I don't show my age would be useful! :sneaky:]

 

Wow, I'm having the most absurd visual images in my head right now

 

No you really don't wanna know xD

 

 

Okay so I just imagined Chris standing really close to PrincessofChina (sorry I forgot your name, I'm very bad at remembering names :sad2:) and kinda pressing his open eyes onto hers and he just keeps standing like that and makes awkward sex noises :lol:

 

 

Still I have no idea how the orgasm is going to look like LOL

 

 

 

I have the impression my brain is full of random crap :anxious:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

The eye sex comments are hilarious!!!!!

 

I won't say what I think of when I hear that.....

 

It is kind of like one look can make you fall to pieces. Just having a few seconds of eye contact with that man does it to you!

Okay so I just imagined Chris standing really close to PrincessofChina (sorry I forgot your name, I'm very bad at remembering names :sad2:) and kinda pressing his open eyes onto hers and he just keeps standing like that and makes awkward sex noises :lol:

 

 

Still I have no idea how the orgasm is going to look like LOL

 

 

 

I have the impression my brain is full of random crap :anxious:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Great way to start my morning, reading about eyesex with mr Martin :lol:

 

It's Ellen, bytheway. I also respond to 'crazy Dutch girl', 'perv' and 'yo!'.

Oh...my...giggle...I picked a fine time to wander in here, didn't I?:lol:

 

Okay so I just imagined Chris standing really close to PrincessofChina (sorry I forgot your name, I'm very bad at remembering names :sad2:) and kinda pressing his open eyes onto hers and he just keeps standing like that and makes awkward sex noises :lol:

 

 

Still I have no idea how the orgasm is going to look like LOL

 

 

 

I have the impression my brain is full of random crap :anxious:

 

hahahahahaa :lol::lol::lol:

 

Oh, Thalia, your brain sure is full of random, but definitely not crap :wacky: