This is mine on my phone:

 

Awful joke?[/color] :lol:

 

:nod:

 

"There's two nuns in a bath, one says "Where's the soap?" and the other says "It does, doesn't it?"

I have but I honestly still don't get it..... :thinking:

 

Well the joke is something like

 

Two nuns were sharing a bath, one says "where's the soap" the other says "it does doesn't it"

 

Think about it, she is wearing away the soap.....

Mine.

 

:D

 

 

I shoulda guessed! :rolleyes::laugh3:

 

Someone's going to need to give me the heads up on the nun joke! Recent joke? Funny joke? Awful joke? :lol:

 

:nod:

 

"There's two nuns in a bath, one says "Where's the soap?" and the other says "It does, doesn't it?"

 

I am SURE we discussed this joke in The Hague Ellen? Or maybe I am just imagining it! LOL.. Either way.. yeah.. silly joke.

:thinking:

 

not had time for breakfast at 5 am . no energy :dozey:

 

back to school designers as in past today was courses colors, cosmetics, makeup. and colors cloths and others

 

 

no it's not Coldplay courses fun on stage :rolleyes: :wink3:

then the person giving the courses, wants to turn me into absolutely businesswoman designer now. I left in a bun sophisticated curls and I have to put the heels for become tall for next courses. because she says I am a designer .

but I'm a chick more with curls and heels. :thinking:

women in courses who work in the shops there spoke of Nicole Kidman, Gwyneth Paltrow and Zooey Deschanel class women today :|

is not refugees looking for a job like me I want just a job. and business women more and women who work in the shops of cloths in courses.

the director woman of the institute superior fashion when I was studying, less class woman and almost always badly dressed. What is the problems people now ............

 

 

 

off thread

 

I'm not gwynnie..... each character have a style.............. grr

 

 

frankly why not get away from the scene and naked and people not ennoy about fashion :nod:

 

I dreamed last night :dozey:

 

 

I was ​​in courses and happened the same thing, that women speak fashion and famous women's fashion. and the person giving the courses who wants to change my style, to be a sophisticated woman.

the ladies were said to me: not understand why I could not find a job in sales. with all the papers I have.

in real life it's true they told me that. (but the bosses think they otherwise because be supermodel or sophisticated to sell in stores)

So my dream : we were all at the break. And Chris Martin arrives. My eyes.... :freak: between lady give courses and Chris ...

Chris said after greeting everyone at the lady who gives the courses does not bother my girlfriend with the style you want to give to her. And I do not like that. excuse me if you received pushes false ideas. . So after he left saying I have important work. Hi my darling *planting a kiss on the forehead*

 

everyone was shocked look to me after and a lady told me, you're with Chris Martin ?

(he spoke with his English accent in French during this conversation)

 

I just heard my heart pounding. and I said no it's a double but an Englishman. and everyone confused. I woke up panic. but right after I feel pathetic :embarrassed:

 

 

have great day by here girls ;)

Hello!!! :D

:wideeyed: :wideeyed:

 

Dammit Mara LOL.. thanked you again hehehe...

 

Edit : I'VE been thanked 542 times! LOL...

 

 

 

 

Oh.. thats nice.. :dazzled:

 

This is Mine...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quite similar...:lol:

Hahaha!!! ;) Oh you've been thanked 300 times more than me :cry: :lol:

 

 

Wow all the pics:dazzled::dazzled::dazzled: 20 pages of pics gifs and funny conversations in 4 days!!:stunned:

 

gif spam

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Woah a lot of Chris' who are moving :stunned::stunned: :dizzy2::dizzy:

From the Hannover photoblog:

 

 

nice pics everyone! :D

 

 

 

Chris smiling :dazzled: dazzled:

 

 

 

wwaaaaaaamygod :dazzled::dazzled::dead:

Chris smiling :dazzled: dazzled:

 

 

:stunned::stunned:

 

You..should..have put.. a..warning..before..that..one :dead:

 

where is this from??? :dazzled:

where is this from??? :dazzled:

 

[ame]www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrA0MugKcLs[/ame]

 

2:33

^^^ :dazzled:

 

Mine.

 

 

 

i used to have this one :blush: it's better with full screen ;)

:wreck:

 

CAN'T....BREATHE....

 

*puts hands on throat*

*struggles for air*

 

CHRIS...I...I CAN'T...PLEASE...

 

:wreck:

 

...OKAY, I PROMISE I'LL BUY ALL YOUR CDS AND WON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING BUT COLDPLAY....

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

this photo is nice :nod: :nod:

very nice

 

Nice :nod: :dead:

 

 

When I got back after 3 weeks without checking the thread this summer, and that I saw how many pages I'd have to catch up on, I thought: "Oh god no :|

 

So many pics, gifs, and videos of Chris I need to see...

 

 

:charming:"

 

:lol:

 

THIS :laugh3:

 

And his

 

 

 

 

 

 

hand :|

 

...hand :nod:

 

 

 

:sneaky:

 

 

yea yea we know what ya mean :D

 

not like that..

not also like thaaat..

 

:laugh3: :laugh3:

 

:dead:

 

Oh and in case everyone forgot, Gwynneth Paltrow is the wife and married to Chris Martin :nod:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

^ LOL hahahha

 

Pucker up

 

:stunned:

Oh and my wallpaper

 

 

 

Though now I'm having doubts about the 'I know' (though it just might have been on repeat for too long), but I'll just stick to the version I like more :lol:

 

1:49 - 1:59 :wacky:

crazy Chris:

 

 

 

Chris smiling :dazzled: dazzled:

 

OH MY FREAKING GOD :stunned: :dazzled: :wideeyed:

 

crazy Chris:

 

 

 

WOaaaaaaaaaah :stunned:

Oh and my wallpaper

 

 

Cuuuuute :dazzled:

crazy Chris:

 

 

 

 

LOL :laugh3:

 

200

Chris smiling :dazzled: dazzled:

 

 

 

:lol: cuuuuuuuuuuuuute....:dazzled:

 

Happy 10 year anniversary Gorgeous Chrissy thread and thanks to Nick4Chris wherever you are. For stahting the thread. :awesome:

 

:D:D

 

From this ~

 

 

 

To this:

 

crazy Chris:

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol:

:dazzled:

 

200

 

Happy 200!

 

:lol:

:lol: cuuuuuuuuuuuuute....:dazzled:

 

Happy 10 year anniversary Gorgeous Chrissy thread and thanks to Nick4Chris wherever you are. For stahting the thread. :awesome:

 

:D:D

 

From this ~

 

 

 

 

To this:

 

 

From this:

 

 

:lol: :lol:

:dazzled:

 

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Happy 200!

 

:lol:

 

Thanxx :lol: