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The official **KEANE** thread

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Whoa. That was corny.... :laugh4: Nice one

 

Corny.................... or Keaney??:rolleyes:

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I didn't know Tom was in rehab until yesterday. I felt so bad about it. :c I hope he makes a full recovery...

 

You guys are silly. XD I don't mind porky Tom. Lol.

I didn't know Tom was in rehab until yesterday. I felt so bad about it. :c I hope he makes a full recovery...

 

You guys are silly. XD I don't mind porky Tom. Lol.

 

Hamburger Song??:rolleyes:

My friend actually ripped the album to her computer and that's what the song came up as, no joke.

 

 

Kind of like how my version of Frog Prince is entitled 'Frong Prince' which then leads me to call it the Thong Prince. Then ruins the song... *sigh*

Hamburger Song??:rolleyes:

 

I seriously burst out laughing so loud someone had to come up and find what was so funny.

 

You win. :laugh3:

Keane into Oasis Bashing (keane suck by the way)

 

The pianist from Keane , Tim Rice Oxley has come out with blazin’ piano keys, attempting to discredit Oasis. Yes, who said that the Britpop wars were over? It’s on!

 

Rice-Oxley called Oasis irrelevant and unimportant. Strong words from a guy with seemingly un-endless amounts of confidence. Who are Keane, anyway? A life-changingly important band, or another bunch of whiney Radio 2 crybaby college tosspot musicians?

 

Decide for yourself!

 

 

Liam Gallagher - who labelled Keane "twats",

 

The Keane pianist has replied by saying: "Noel’s a c***. He was in a

band that was very brilliant in the mid-90s but now they’re just not

important anymore."

 

Harsh words, eh? Keane are in turn calling themselves very important

and very brilliant at the same time. This will no doubt anger the

volatile fans of Oasis and start a fully-fledged war between the two

bands. Our advice to Keane is, Don’t look Back In Anger, and try to

create a Wonderwall to protect themselves from further ridicule from

all directions. We crack ourselves up sometimes, we really do.

 

If Keane are important, than we should all join together in a

conjoined mass suicide, for the sake of the outcome of British music.

 

Best bet for Keane to do is to grow up a little, and realize that

they are lucky to have any listeners whatsoever. To throw shit at Oasis

is to throw shit at all rubbish Dadrock, including themselves. After

all, Oasis were making hits when Keane were probably at home playing

Dungeons and Dragons (DVD), with their lead singer scuffing all the donuts.

 

Oh, can’t we all just get along?

They're entitled to their opinion. Not to say the words exchanged were particularly kind, and they could've found better ways to say it, but I still like both bands and see no reason to pick sides.

I love both bands' date=' but Keane is amazing and a little bit better.[/quote']

 

I agree, I think I like Keane more. Oasis is still amazing, though. But Keane is more my kind of music. :/

I prefer Oasis a hundred times over Keane but still nothing can excuse those harsh comments from both sides.

I'm sure they don't, just personal preference.

I seriously burst out laughing so loud someone had to come up and find what was so funny.

 

You win. :laugh3:

 

Again? Oh, well.......................... :rolleyes:

Actually I'm a bit with Tim (not the same words)..I like Oasis, but for me now they're not as good as they used to be and I enjoy Keane a lot more

Hamburger Song??:rolleyes:

..'Frong Prince' which then leads me to call it the Thong Prince. Then ruins the song... *sigh*

LMAO at both :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

Hamburger Song! :lol:

 

Possible parts of the lyrics:

 

I don't wanna be eaten

Don't wanna be first in line

Or make myself smelt...

 

No, don't wanna be the only one you eat...

 

Will you eat me in the end?...

Hah this just makes me hate keane even more because I remember seeing them interviewed ages ago and they actually listed oasis as being one of their influences :dozey:

Actually I'm a bit with Tim (not the same words)..I like Oasis' date=' but for me now they're not as good as they used to be and I enjoy Keane a lot more[/quote']

i second that..

and wtf? liam's ALWAYS talking shit about others.. so i guess he does deserve those harsh comments

I'm pretty sure Oasis started it.

 

Besides, if you're British and you have an album out within about a year of Oasis, you're probably going to be insulted by them. Personally, I'd take it as a compliment. It means you've gotten big enough to be brought to their attention.

 

Unfortunatly for Keane, they seem to have a bit of surprising competitive streak that keeps them from seeing the humor in it all.

Liam is speaking the truth. He always seems to speak the truth about the bands I hate. The goys a complete legend......

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