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APPLE RELIGION

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i normally dont like children, but she is just the cutest little thing in the world... and i hate to admit it, but damn suri cruise is cute as well. but not as cute as apple :-)

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its been ages since i've done some graphics and stuff, but i made these just before:

 

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Really cute, good job!

i normally dont like children' date=' but she is just the cutest little thing in the world... and i hate to admit it, but damn suri cruise is cute as well. but not as cute as apple :-)[/quote']

 

Haha maybe your children will be as sweet as apple and suri :) Why do you hate children ? If i may ask

um i dunno. im just not a kiddy person you know. they are cute, and all but i dont think i would ever have children. too much work, and they are just strange... but then again, having a small adorable girl like apple (or even god forbid suri) would be fun. i just dont think i could ever have children, too much work and stress. but hey, i can always be the cool aunt, i guess :-)

yeah, suri is cute too.

but she does look very asian somehow... and where did all that hair come from in that short amount of time?!

doesn't look human. :laugh3:

and where did all that hair come from in that short amount of time?!

doesn't look human. :laugh3:

 

:laugh3: I thought the same when I saw her pic.. it seemed to me like a photoshoped version of "how the girl would be" using the pics of both parents... ALIEN!!!:laugh3:

 

 

...Zu

^ exactly.

she looked perfect. too perfect. :sneaky:

that hair was outta control. i think its a wig, haha totally just kidding. but i do think that apple and suri could be the cutest baby celebs in the world... with apple just a lil bit higher since she;s got cooler parents haha.

Apple's Fruit And Nutty Calendar

 

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are making a cheesy calendar of baby Apple, with pictures of her in a field of... Apples.

 

The tribute sees Apple, two, and baby brother Moses in woodland surrounded by cartoon animals. The weirdest shows Apple amid dozens of Red Delicious.

 

Actress Gwyneth, 34 today, and Coldplay star Chris, 29, asked their nanny to design the tribute. A source said: "They wanted a different calendar - so Apple is portrayed as 'nature girl'."

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006450116,00.html

huh. i dont believe it! that skinda wacky.

It's not wacky, many parents do stuff like that.. It's cute to create calendars with your kids' pictures, and they obviously wanted to do something special! Chris and Gwyn are a lot into this whole "apple theme" - Gwyneth also wears a necklace in the shape of an apple and a key ring in the same shape. I think it's kinda cute :)

hahah 10 commandments!! love it. that would be freakin hilarious... id prefer like a moses basket but hey whatever floats your boat.

hahah 10 commandments!! love it. that would be freakin hilarious... id prefer like a moses basket but hey whatever floats your boat.

 

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That was good!

 

A.

^Marks humour is rubbing off :o :D

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That was good!

 

A.

 

 

why thank you!! i like the one right after my lil pun, the burning bush. nice touch!!

quote of the day:

 

(scene: I'm sitting in my dorm on my computer while my roommate talks to a friend. Suddenly the subject of baby names come up and one of them brings up apple and they make fun of it.)

 

Me: Don't make fun of Apple! That's my gurrrrl.

 

Then later they said something about Moses.

 

Me: That's Apple's brother! Lay off!

  • 2 weeks later...

aw, apple is beautiful, simply gorgeous!

i can clearly see chris' facial features in her eyes and nose, and gwyneths' golden locks and smile. ahhh everything is all chris and gwyn it's great. it's unbeliveable that they already have 2 kids. it seems like yesterday they were going out and now they are one big happy martin family....

 

beautiful, they are all ridiculously beautiful inside and out :nice:

quote of the day:

 

(scene: I'm sitting in my dorm on my computer while my roommate talks to a friend. Suddenly the subject of baby names come up and one of them brings up apple and they make fun of it.)

 

Me: Don't make fun of Apple! That's my gurrrrl.

 

Then later they said something about Moses.

 

Me: That's Apple's brother! Lay off!

 

Haha :D You rock ;)

Not sure if anyone else agrees with me but i think Apple looks slightly like a young Drew Barrymore ?

 

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