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5 celebrities you'd like to rape if you had the chance

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holy cow! hansel is everywhere!!!!

 

Aaaaah don't say that about me boy!! :lol:

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5- Christina Millian

4- Delta Goodrem

3- Alyssa Milano

2- Rachel Stevens

1- Jelena Dokic

 

Ahh Delta Goodrem! :/ She dated my boy (pic of first page of this thread) for ages and ages! And because I'm shallow and unrealistic I don't like her all that much! :rolleyes:

But...she's really nice AND pretty nonetheless... :dozey: :rolleyes:

Valleyboy wrote:

People who didn't like the word rape in this thread should be raped.

 

Ah, keep dreamin'.. fantasy seems to suit you well.

 

Obviously i was jk again?

Man, i don't want to rape anyone, and i don't want to see you guys being raped (maybe one or two members should be raped.. but hey)

 

Anyways, I'm not going to waste my time saying things i already said before, like "some people take everything too seriously".. oh damn, i just said it again. meh.

 

 

Wow, I guess I just don't "get" your sense of humor, and I'm quite positive that people only say things that come from the heart so it just doesn't show you in a positive light. :confused: But if you're comfortable with it, who am I to keep repeating my disapproval?

 

I'll take my serious self outta here. :cool:

me and Reilly have Alyssa Milano..does that mean we gotta share???

5 - Keira Knightley

ahhh im such an idiot!

IDIOT!

she's the only one i would want to rape

damn

she is so friggin fine i cant believe i forgot her :(

I took Keira Knightley into consideration, and then it reminded me of Natalie Portman who's better me thinks, and Portman didnt even make it. Smeh.

Lets cross the word "rape" out and put something better like "bang" or what normal people put

SHAG!

 

In no order, just five i would shag

 

1. rachel stevens

2. jennifer anniston

3. Avril Lavine

4. Britiny Spears

5. J-lo

 

And ive probably spelt there names wrong but hey, its legal right?

i took Keira Knightley into consideration, and then it reminded me of Natalie Portman who's better me thinks, and Portman didnt even make it. Smeh.

man

they are both hot

double team i say

All 4 of us?

 

OK, but as long as my face doesnt touch your shlong.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

JUDE LAW - I WOULD LIKE TO 'HAVE' HIM NOW

:stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

 

 

*just thought everyone needed to know*

:wink3: :wink3: Oh I would definitely bang Natalie Portman... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anyways, I'm not going to waste my time saying things i already said before, like "some people take everything too seriously".. oh damn, i just said it again. meh.

 

Hum..I agree.

JUDE LAW - I WOULD LIKE TO 'HAVE' HIM NOW

:stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

 

 

*just thought everyone needed to know*

 

lets have him together

a treeesome! :o :wink3: :lol:

 

i loved that naked body in "the talented mr. ripley" if only he and Matt Damon got in the tub together :D

5 celebrities I would like to HAVE :lol:

 

1. Dominic Howard

2. Damien Rice

3. Colin Farrell

4. Cillian Murphy

5. Roddy Woomble

 

I know there's ALOT I've forgotten but my brain is mush at the moment :dozey: :idea2:

JUDE LAW - I WOULD LIKE TO 'HAVE' HIM NOW

:stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

 

 

*just thought everyone needed to know*

 

lets have him together

a treeesome! :o :wink3: :lol:

 

i loved that naked body in "the talented mr. ripley" if only he and Matt Damon got in the tub together :D

 

 

no sorry i dont share men :rolleyes: :stunned: :smug:

5 celebrities I would like to HAVE :lol:

 

1. Dominic Howard

2. Damien Rice

3. Colin Farrell

4. Cillian Murphy

5. Roddy Woomble

 

I know there's ALOT I've forgotten but my brain is mush at the moment :dozey: :idea2:

 

How about Will ? :sneaky:

Ah crap! I knew I was forgetting people!

ok now:

Dominic Howard

will champion

damien rice

colin farrell

cillian/roddy :cool:

haha I'm glad other people are not liking the whole raping idea...and you know, I'd rather just kiss someone rather than "bang" or "rape" them. My number one choice would have to be Jake Gyllenhaal of course. You have to have Brad Pitt in there cuz he's just damn sexy. I wanna kiss Paul Walker even tho he's kinda a dork, he's still damn hot. I would make out with Jake Gyllenhaal for hours upon hours tho...hehe

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