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Superficial Coldplay Fans

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Well.....first of all I'm more talking about the last days.....I didn't consider now.....and 2nd.....do I have to post in other threads because I'm complaining here?

And well...........at the moment I'm not that interested in Coldplay.....don't know why...but I didn't listen to them for some weeks now....

Well damn. If you are not interested in Coldplay then why are you moaning about this? You are uninterested, you probably wouldn't post here whether there were "superficial" threads or not.

 

And isn't the point of this thread all about how the superficial threads were clogging up the forum and turning people off from this section? Well there's plenty of threads now, but I don't see (m)any of the loungers doing things any differently than they have in the past. It's quite annoying..

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Because we from the "lounge" (if we would call us like that) are "the Wicked".......and not THAT interested in their butts......because me myself.....when I love/like a band......then I talk about the music....and even sometimes begin to analyse it.....maybe I should begin to anlyse their butts!

Well that is the second mention that all this comes from Ian(mentioned by Ren and Reiley). If that's true, I think he should be saying this stuff himself and not send mods or other members to do it for him. If he's that unhappy with us ask us to leave or remove the stuff. No drama, just cut through the bullshite.

Well damn. If you are not interested in Coldplay then why are you moaning about this? You are uninterested, you probably wouldn't post here whether there were "superficial" threads or not.

 

And isn't the point of this thread all about how the superficial threads were clogging up the forum and turning people off from this section? Well there's plenty of threads now, but I don't see (m)any of the loungers doing things any differently than they have in the past. It's quite annoying..

 

 

and....goddamn....you didn't get what I wanted to say....I already replied to this what you said in this poat....after your post before that...it was quite the same!

 

And if e post in those other threads then and have another opinion.....you seem to think we are against you.....as we can see at this example here....

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Because we from the "lounge" (if we would call us like that) are "the Wicked".......and not THAT interested in their butts......because me myself.....when I love/like a band......then I talk about the music....and even sometimes begin to analyse it.....maybe I should begin to anlyse their butts!

Yes. There's a section to analize music and it isn't this one.

 

There are plenty other threads now and I see no one (outside of the regular posters here) contributing. This thread has accomplished nothing.

 

I'm done here.

I don't really mind how the threads are arranged but I do think that the point of a fan message board is that people are free to write about the band however they want - whether it be about the music or the boys themselves - as long as it is not considered offensive.

 

If you are not interested in certain threads then don't read them. It is not the point of a fan message board to judge people on how they like the band. I would certainly feel less likely to keep logging on to and posting on a board if I thought the members and moderators were deciding what was a 'worthy' post and what wasn't.

 

This is a band fan site. Of course you are going to get people posting about liking the boys. I think people should respect what is written by people and only read the posts they find it interesting. And if there isn't enough debate and 'serious' posts then my suggestion would be that you begin some more, rather than complain about other people's posts. I am sure then you will get some interesting responses :)

Well that is the second mention that all this comes from Ian(mentioned by Ren and Reiley). If that's true' date=' I think he should be saying this stuff himself and not send mods or other members to do it for him. If he's that unhappy with us ask us to leave or remove the stuff. No drama, just cut through the bullshite.[/quote']

Geee, this is unfair cos he's not the only one tired with all this crap, you should be happy to have him as admin cos Ian always let his board be free to express you own opinions for good or bad and even if you hate coldplay... on other boards you'd get your ass banned for dissing coldplay ( of the band that board is dedicted to) or just spam with 167323343 threads about hot hot they are , ( yeah, spam is considered when u get like 10k post just by posting pics ). Btw, this was just something to call your attention so u can stop posting shitty threads and support this section of the board by creating threads that actually are worth reading.Btw, if u wanna leave over this, just go and dont be a drama queen for god's sake.

Yes. There's a section to analize music and it isn't this one.

 

There are plenty other threads now and I see no one (outside of the regular posters here) contributing. This thread has accomplished nothing.

 

I'm done here.

 

 

 

I see you are hinting to the album section.....yeah.....maybe you can do it there.....

maybe i was too specified with my statement.....I'm not just talking about "analyzing" music.....also about other things.....news...or something like that.....

 

 

And I created some threads her ein the past....and it was strange really strange....that at the 2nd day......they were on page 2 and nobody cared anymore....so my threads maybe had 3 pages....and the "porn thread" had I don#t know how much!:dozey:

Always good to fall back on what comes from the horses' mouth...:laugh4:

 

Chris: If Will took his shirt off, the number of women in here would double

 

“So we had this friend, Will, who was always around, like, talking about girls. And we thought, ‘well he’s sexy, and he’s brilliant at music, so he must be able to pick up the drums soon enough.’” [Chris Martin]

 

Chris: Well...The last time we were in Canada, i made the mistake of speaking french in the wrong town, so if its alright with you I'll speak english (crown: Awww) Mostly because it was really embarassing and also I can't really speak french. Anyways Its a pleasure to be here in this Conference centre which I'm sure is far too far away for everyone to see us so, hopefully our Good-lookingness will reach th... (Crowd: Whoooo)...will reach the back of the room, And you'll be able to see just how sexy we really are..And this one's called the scientist.

 

Chris on winning NME’s sexiest man in rock award, 'Um. . .right. receeding, spots, and wearing the same jacket all the time'

 

WE DON'T CARE! :laugh4:

 

"We're never going to make the cover of the National Enquirer. We're never going to have our heads put on someone else's naked bodies, unfortunately. I mean, I'd love to have Enrique's chest or something." - Chris

 

That is just so not true...:laugh4:

 

Interviewer- “What do they hate about you, do you think?” Chris – “We’re too devilishly handsome for our own good.”

 

“The piano – its very hard to make it sexy. And I think I’m making it even harder.” [Chris Martin]

 

"We like being chased." [Guy Berryman]

 

"We all went to bed with very beautiful women yesterday.” [Chris Martin]

 

[quote

Q – “So where is Guy and Will today?” Chris – “They’re not as handsome as us, so they don’t’ appear in public.”]

 

“We were in a flat together, me and Jonny, and we use to play together every night - music.” [Chris Martin]

 

“I like all the rumors about who we are or are not going out with, because they confirm that we are the sexiest band in the world.” [Chris Martin]

 

“I like nothing more after a hard day's work than to do loads of cocaine, meet some local whores and then talk about how great Radiohead are, and how we should be more like them." [Chris Martin]

 

“You could have naked people come up and lick you.” [Chris Martin]

 

“I don’t think our trendiness or sexiness have held us back.“ [Chris Martin]

 

“I will lamp any idiot who says we’re not rock’n’roll because they’re fucking idiots.” [Chris Martin]

 

Interviewer: "Oh that's right, you like chocolate, don't you?" Chris: "Yeah, chocolate and bondage"

 

Chris: "We were in the same hallway at campus, guitarist Johnny and I. We'd come to London to be great students. It hit me one of the first nights we were sitting there. "Oh my god, this is the man I want to spend the rest of my life with. I finally found him," I thought. I'm talking about music now. There's nothing sexual about it, this. But you knew that..."

 

Interviewer: “Do you have something special planned for tonight?” Chris: “Nope. We’re going to be as ugly as usual. I mean you know, we’re going to attempt to play with our hearts…I know that sounds a bit cheesy actually. No, we’re just going to look very handsome.”

 

“Whenever someone comes up to me and says ‘Chris I like your album’, I always presume that they’re joking. Ya I think they have an ulterior motive, like they want to sleep with our guitarist or something.”

 

Sometimes true...:wink3::laugh4:

 

Screaming female fan: “I love you!” Chris: “See you at the hotel.”

 

“I’m not charming no – it’s an illusion.” [Chris Martin]

 

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaah riiiiiiiiiigggggghttttt!

 

Interviewer: “Were you nervous the night before? Did you sleep?” Chris: “Ya, I can’t remember who with though.”

 

“If you get a permanent marker and you draw six squares on your tummy, it gives you an abdomen. From a distance, the girls will be impressed – let me tell you that from experience.” [Chris Martin]

 

Interviewer: “Which member of Coldplay looks the best naked? Chris: “Jonny is very reserved, but I think that at the moment he’s the one.”

 

“I’ve been in this band longer than I’ve been in any relationship by a long way. We don’t sleep together, but you know, we do everything else together.“ [Chris Martin]

 

Chris: (on their reputation of being friendly guys): “Whoever says that can fuck off 'cause we're bastards!”

Interviewer: “And you've got some celebrity fans turning up at your gigs, Winona Ryder?” Chris: “They are just here for Guy's sexy bass playing.”

 

Amen! :wink3:

 

Chris: “Guy’s very obviously the most handsome member of Coldplay. We were once doing a gig and this gay guy came up afterwards, this photographer and just came up to Guy and was like ‘more lights on you, more lights on you.’ Guy hides, he just hides.”

 

Chris: “People will tease you for being too handsome, you know?” Interviewer: “You must get that quite a lot.” Chris: “All the time.”

 

Chris: “[Guy] is the most handsome member of Coldplay.” Interviewer: “They’re all – Jonny’s hot, Will’s hot, you’re all hot.” Chris: “We’re all hot, but he’s boiling.”

 

“We whored ourselves around.” [Chris Martin]

 

“We like to sweat you know, we’re English.” [Chris Martin]

 

"We're a boy band you can like" – Chris

 

Q: if you could marry anyone in the band... Chris: (interrupts) Jonny Q: ...who would it be?

 

"Ah'm gonna play the same songs as our last three shows. Enjoy while I splash water on mehself" [Chris Martin]

 

Chris- "Are you not cold? You should get inside, you'll freeze.. OH it's you, the girl with the sign! We saw you from the stage. Thanx a lot for the sign, it's very nice" - commenting my sign that said "Jon, you make me shiver"

 

"The only reason people talk to us is about our music". Chris "Well and your handsomeness". Jonny "Yeah, you're right!"

 

We were all whistling at Guy Chris: when you whistle at a bass player do you really mean it? Crowd: YES!!!! Chris: and mabye sometime in the future, Will..?

 

Martin could no longer wrap his head around the idea of hell, particularly when it was linked to sexual morality -- though that was hardly the only reason he wasn't getting laid. "To be perfectly honest," he says, "I didn't know what I was doing. I wish somebody would have come to me when I was fourteen and explained how to give an orgasm. And it's very strange being the world's sexiest vegetarian" -- as he was recently voted in an online poll by PETA, although it should be noted he does eat

 

"Some people are into bondage, and some people are into cross-dressing, and some people are into Coldplay -- I don't mind being a fetish. I don't mind not being cool. I've never been cool in my whole life. Being voted the world's sexiest vegetarian is about as cool as it gets."

Phew... about time someone lightened this thread up a bit. Cheers Nettie :)

Damn Nettie! How many quotes were you gonna use? :laugh:

Well, I have tons more.........;)

Geee' date=' this is unfair cos he's not the only one tired with all this crap, you should be happy to have him as admin cos Ian always let his board be free to express you own opinions for good or bad and even if you hate coldplay... on other boards you'd get your ass banned for dissing coldplay ( of the band that board is dedicted to) or just spam with 167323343 threads about hot hot they are , ( yeah, spam is considered when u get like 10k post just by posting pics ). Btw, this was just something to call your attention so u can stop posting shitty threads and support this section of the board by creating threads that actually are worth reading.Btw, if u wanna leave over this, just go and dont be a drama queen for god's sake.[/quote']OK so what do you deam a worthy threads? I looked, you started many threads, most in the Lounge, not a single one in the Coldplay section. If my threads as so lame, maybe you should come in here and show us all how it's done.
Well' date=' I have tons more.........;)[/quote']

 

Those were making me laugh.. Show the rest..:laugh3:

OK so what do you deam a worthy threads? I looked' date=' you started many threads, most in the Lounge, not a single one in the Coldplay section. If my threads as so lame, maybe you should come in here and show us all how it's done.[/quote']

 

 

 

hahahahahha.....for this you should use the thread in the lounge created by me:

"How to create a perfect thread"

:wink:

OK so what do you deam a worthy threads? I looked' date=' you started many threads, most in the Lounge, not a single one in the Coldplay section. If my threads as so lame, maybe you should come in here and show us all how it's done.[/quote']

I'm not much of a thread maker but i love to participate when i see something interesting, not only in the lounge but also in this section of the board and not a single one calls my attention here cos its just about inside jokes, how hot they are blah blah blah, that's ok for a while but all the friggin time is really annoying. Btw, i didnt say your threads are lame geez , i was talking in general.. so dont take it to heart and you all have a brain so any of you is able to start a good thread, i never said my threads are better, quote me if i did.

 

carry on

its just about inside jokes, how hot they are

 

Right.....I participated in some threads.....and nobody really cared.......after my post everything was as before......inside jokes...I didn't understand....and that is also a reason why I don't come here that much anymore!

More...

 

"That's the great thing about people who hate us," he said. "We can suck out the energy and make it into something positive."

 

Popular songs tend to be more about sex than romance, so Coldplay is filling a niche. There are few sweet, vulnerable rock stars, like the persona Martin projects.

 

"No matter how big we become, we can never capture the Celine Dion fans. And no matter how good we get, we'll never be as beautiful and pretty as Westlife. So those are two markets we'll never get. Or wait, hold on a moment. To be honest...sometimes, when I look around in our wardrobe, I think 'yes we do actually look as good as Westlife.'" (Chris Martin)

 

"Someone I got the wrong impression of when I first met. He's not as scary as he looks - he's a lot nicer. The dark member of the band. Everyone thinks he's moody. Soft-spoken is better." - Chris

 

When we all came to L.A. our agent told us they had to go on extreme makeover and Guy came out like a fucking diamond It's a good example of what silicone pectoral implants can do. [Chris @ Irving CA show 21/08/2005]

 

He was just about to describe Guy when someone from the pit/orchestra threw a white bra on the stage: .".... Holy shit! -- that's a bra! " (he walked over and picked it up and tossed it back) ".....some of us are married up here .... well, don't tell our wives .... Don't tell US Magazine... [Chris @ Irving CA Show 21/05/2005]

 

We don't really make any money from record sales, just from touring and selling things at our shows like calendars and t-shirts-- Guy is responsible for all of our calendar sales because of his sexual presence...[Chris @ Irving CA Show 21/05/2005]
leave both of sections and go to Multimedia :mellow: it's really worth

 

 

The only section I'll go to now...is "bed"!

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