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Chris Martin Gets The Chop! [Not on Nellys Album!]

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its sad....do u know the first thought in my head when i read this was that he had got his hair cut off :laugh4: 'got the chop' u know? :lol:

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am i the only one then!? lol aye,my mind works in weird ways!

its sad....do u know the first thought in my head when i read this was that he had got his hair cut off :laugh4: 'got the chop' u know? :lol:

 

Well that's a relief - at least you didn't think it maybe meant his "manhood"!!:P

awww...come on now...

if anything involve chris, it's sure a great thing...

i hope EMI will regret their decision ...

this sucks...BIG TIME

Well that's a relief - at least you didn't think it maybe meant his "manhood"!!:P

 

:laugh4: no i never thought that//but obviously now the idea is in my head! :lol:

and I was hoping to hear something, anything new from Coldplay/Chris and EMI has to fuck it up :angry:

and I was hoping to hear something' date=' anything new from Coldplay/Chris and EMI has to fuck it up :angry:[/quote']

 

Egotistical Music Institution??:thinking:

:laugh4: no i never thought that//but obviously now the idea is in my head! :lol:

 

Glad I could be of help!!:P

Ah this is so dissapointing, I was really looking forward to hearing this :sick:

 

 

Fucking EMI, they are reeeeally starting to piss me off now :angry:

see radiohead were on their label....i think dont hold me to that ! and they also had a deal for six albums...and now they dont have ana actual label as such ...they are their own band..i mena who tells radiohead what to do anymore..they are all powerful

No words to add :dozey:

 

 

stupid :censored: label

Let's write a mail and ask them :D

 

 

Fucking EMI' date=' they are reeeeally starting to piss me off now :angry:[/quote']

Yeah, same here.

Egotistical Music Institution??:thinking:

 

LMAO :D !!!!!!!

Dear EMI,

 

Why do you have to be such sanctimonious assholes.

 

Yours sincerely,

 

Coldplaying

 

 

Will that do??:rolleyes:

Why the hell would they even let him record the song then? Why didnt they tell him before he and nelly put all the effort into the song? Dumb :censored:

Uh-oh...

 

Chris is about to pop a rock into EMI's windshield when he finds out about this.

^ KM! What was it... gansta Chris? We had an inside joke about this.

 

But GODDAMN. Why does EMI suck so much? Really... I know that they're a huge record company and that Coldplay's their "cash cow" but SERIOUSLY. MUST THEY?

 

Chris is going to consume them in FIRE.

 

But they probably did that because Nelly's on another lable and they know that that song would probably be huge just because Chris is on it. They didn't want it to make any money.

 

Limey bastards.

Can we say grreeeeedy?

 

Hey EMI losers, share the music!

Dear EMI,

 

Why do you have to be such sanctimonious assholes.

 

Yours sincerely,

 

Coldplaying

 

 

Will that do??:rolleyes:

:lol: That's brilliant. You know what...we should just all sign a petition and send it to EMI. :angry:

 

I hope Chris rips them a new ass crack when he hears about this.

Allie, yes -- Gangsta Chris is gonna reg-u-LATE!

I wonder if one of the next songs he pens will be entitled "Ode to EMI"?? Could be interesting:rolleyes:

he should have recorded under an alias, i'm sure nobody would have caught on... :laugh4:

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