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The SEX thread

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Pissing contests only lead to piss all over everything. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin' is all...

 

Well if you're not saying "I'm just saying is all...", what are you saying??:rolleyes:

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I'm not saying anything at all.

 

Well if you're not saying "anything at all", then what are you saying?

 

 

O God Ive turned into Mark!:stunned:

I'm not saying what you may think I am saying because what you think I am saying is not what I am saying at all. You see what I'm saying? Say you see what I'm saying.

I'm not saying what you may think I am saying because what you think I am saying is not what I am saying at all. You see what I'm saying? Say you see what I'm saying.

 

"You see what I'm saying." Okay what should I say next?

"You see what I'm saying." Okay what should I say next?

 

"Goodbye".:rolleyes:

"Goodbye".:rolleyes:

 

Are you off on your journey called success? Or on your marathon that's called life? Funny I thought that was my prison guard's name.:rolleyes:

Are you off on your journey called success? Or on your marathon that's called life? Funny I thought that was my prison guard's name.:rolleyes:

 

That probably has something to do with all those happy pills they keep forcing you to take.:rolleyes:

That probably has something to do with all those happy pills they keep forcing you to take.:rolleyes:

Why are the pills so happy?:rolleyes:

OMG. How in the Lounge section did several people here (Jay, 2732, CityandColour) have an intelligent convo?!?!?!

 

A tip of my hat to you, and a wag of my finger at Mark (mc_squared). Tut tut. :nice:

Someone mentioned poo and we all became very immature. :P

 

Ooh, it was me :bigcry:

 

if i knew THIS would happen i wouldn't have mentioned anything..trust me

 

Mark's losing his touch, neither of those were funny:\

 

after 2 years i can say that most of them aren't even close to funny.. nothing unusual there

 

Or maybe it's just you.:P

 

not exactly

Dont worry I showed Mark a thing or two about being punny.:rolleyes:

 

 

Yay thanks for bumping this thread, its my favorite!

Dont worry I showed Mark a thing or two about being punny.:rolleyes:

 

 

You're hopeless. Give it up before it's too late.;)

You're hopeless. Give it up before it's too late.;)

Im giving up because Id rather not make puns but actually have people who like me.:P

Im giving up because Id rather not make puns but actually have people who like me.:P

 

That would be a mistaken perception.:rolleyes:

You're horrible. Leave me alone, pest.:angry:

 

Now you sound like a spoilt child.:dozey:

Now you sound like a spoilt child.:dozey:

Come on, you have to admit I gave you a run for your money.:dozey:

Come on, you have to admit I gave you a run for your money.:dozey:

 

Guess again.:rolleyes:

Overnight this thread grew like ten pages.:o

 

Anyway, about the masturbation thing, I've only very recently had the desire to do it every other day (:confused:). Before I did it rarely but it was more out of me wondering what it was like, now it's a habitual thing.

 

I know you open the door to a bunch of bad habits (porn, masturbating..) but after you're 'done', you're 'done' and the feelings go away for awhile. I'm starting to think it is true that guys think about sex every few seconds on average.:thinking:

Overnight this thread grew like ten pages.:o

 

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Sounds like something else!!:rolleyes:

That whole "guys think about sex every few seconds" thing is a myth, btw. Most men think about sex probably twice a day or so.

Sounds like something else!!:rolleyes:

 

You need your own witty remarks thread.:rolleyes::laugh3:

That whole "guys think about sex every few seconds" thing is a myth, btw. Most men think about sex probably twice a day or so.

 

Or maybe that's just you!!:P

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