October 25, 200322 yr :blush: :kiss: When you're sick you get extrememly bored cause you can't do anything...i managed to entertain myself for about 10 minutes lol :rolleyes:
October 26, 200322 yr chris: 'there`s something i need to announce tonight. to jonny: huni, you`ve been a wonderful lover of mine but i decided to start a new life with gwyneth. we are getting married tomorrow in vegas....' jonny crying: '...chris.... how.... could you do...this...to me... after all these years....' (breaks down) chris: 'i`m sorry but this is life. face it! so i`d also like to announce that i`ve cut my hair in order to become a skinhead and i`m leaving this band. yes, this is true i`m not a coldplay member anymore...' guy: 'oh thank God!! finally!!!'
October 26, 200322 yr chris thinking hard: *look at the sun... no that sounds crappy... hmmm how about stare at the sun until you go blind? naaah it doesn`t sound like a luff song....................................... gwynnie gwynnie you have power over me like moses over sea ... whoa! that`s awesome.... i should start rappin and rhymin... oh no i can`t i`m in a soft rock group unfortunately. eeeh ....... eeeh .... let`s get back to... look at the..... what can one look at?? look at the.... the.... T H E .... fuck, i can`t write a song today!*
October 26, 200322 yr Chris (thinking) = "Does it make me look cool if I give the 'what the hells going on?' look?" Jonny (thinking)= "Just stay awake mate..you'll only be stuck here for another hour or so....jus..stay..awak..." Guy (thinking)= "I still can't believe that my keys were lost in my afro that whole time!" Will (thinking)= "I wonder if Guy knows what his hand is actually resting on.........cause I like it!!" Hahahaha. JULIA U R THE FUNNIEST PERSON EVA! :lol:
October 27, 200322 yr :lol: :lol: You're sooooo funny Kasia!!! Okay, here's mine...it's a bit of a story really but oh well! :rolleyes: Will="Gentlemen! The time has come for us to join forces to reincarnated the late gypsy king Nazaurth himself! Bwahaha!!" Chris="Where's the ice cream you promised?" Jonny= "Yeah! And uhh Will, what's with the corpse head?" Will="SILENCE!!" Chris="Right, that's enough Will! I can handle you being a complete psycho, and I can handle you lying to us and saying you were bringing us out here to buy ice cream, but I cannot, I repeat CANNOT, handle to yelling at my sweet, sweet Jonny over there! I'm outta here you freak!!" Jonny="Uhh..yeah, you....uh..BIG MEANIE!!" *Jonny and Chris storm off* Guy (lowered voice)= "So Will, now that we're all alone..."
October 27, 200322 yr Will= "Okay guys, I know last night was a little..strange. But..but the voices in my head order me to do things sometimes I don't wanna do and it gets scary, really scary and I think I'm gonna die! They tell me they're gonna kill me and oh how I cry!! I CRY!! Oh god! *Breaks down crying* Chris= "Riiiiiiiight....." Jonny="Geez Will, I thought you said you were gonna make up for how you behaved last night. Well it's not a very good start so far seeing as there is NO PEPPERMINT ICE CREAM ON THE MENU! IS THERE? IS THERE?!! ANSWER ME!!!" Chris="Riiiiiiiight......" Guy (lowered voice)= "I think you boys need to relax a little, how about we got back to my apartment and you can...loosen up there?"
October 27, 200322 yr Okay, I'm a freak lol. But I'm bored and I'm sick so it doesn't matter lol. :rolleyes: Chris="Just make it clap!!" Jonny= "Mmm...look at those huge, soft hands of Chris's..." Will= "So then I said, 'Listen you crazy woman beast, I'm not going to jail for you, or anybody! I'm my own person! I shall fight for me freedom!'..and then she left. As simple as that my friend." Guy=" Wow Will, that's just super....I'm gonna go stand over here now..."
October 27, 200322 yr chris: '...see? see those scars?? i had no chances when the huge bear jumped on me!!!' jonny: 'whoa!' will: 'wait a minute! wasn`t it on last year`s halloween?' chris: 'um yeah...' guy: 'then that was me dressed as a bear...'
October 27, 200322 yr jonny: 'chris`s life`s full of tragedies. tell them chris!' chris: 'i got attacked by this moderfucking kid with his black marker. he wrote some stupid maketrafefair.com shit on my palm and i now i`m stuck with this for the rest of my life cuz the fucking marker was WATERPROOF!!!!' camera man: 'oh my God, this is terrible.' guy: 'yeah poor thing. he already wrote a song about it...' chris: '....yeah it`s on our new album called 'tragedy thru a lens' which is out tomorrow so go out and get it!!!'
October 28, 200322 yr Fuckin pictures didn't fucking work fucking hell. lol you`re funnier than my captions
October 28, 200322 yr chris: '...see? see those scars?? i had no chances when the huge bear jumped on me!!!' jonny: 'whoa!' will: 'wait a minute! wasn`t it on last year`s halloween?' chris: 'um yeah...' guy: 'then that was me dressed as a bear...' hehe i like that one. :D :lol: nice ones!
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