June 30, 200322 yr Add all the best and funniest quotes by Coldplay! Here's mine: "It's a funny day when you realize that Jennifer Lopez is just as ugly as you in the morning... well, maybe not as ugly as me, but you know what I mean." (Chris, of course)
June 30, 200322 yr Author Okay, I'll post another one from Chris to get you guys going :lol: "Einstein never wore socks. Geniuses don't wear socks... Do I? All the time."
June 30, 200322 yr Author Okay, another one lol "We're that sort of people that the song 'Video Killed The Radio Star' is all about!"
June 30, 200322 yr LOL !! that's so great! the j. lo i hilarious! i just still love the pinapple one, can't remember them. and the one about fagging and i was like :shock: when i read it cos i got it all wrong
July 1, 200322 yr "I can tell you from experience that an ant doesn't really get you high, it's a mistake." Chris!!
July 1, 200322 yr read my sig at the bottom,its one of my favs luv kirsten xxx x http://www.maketradefair.com
July 1, 200322 yr Author :lol: good one! what's up with Chris and J-Lo all of a sudden? :roll: :shrug:
July 1, 200322 yr hey! lol iv no idea mabey shes the next 1 afta gwennie lol sozies that sounded a bit nasty luv kirsten xxx x http://www.maketradefair.com
July 1, 200322 yr i got a few good ones all from chris "I always feel guilty that someone has to come and clean my room, so I always try to give it a brief tidy first. I leave a tip and a nice note. I'm not lying, ask anyone that's slept with me." "We've got lots of ideas...not sure how good they are, though. We play two new songs live, one's called "Why does it always snow on him" and one's "Deadwood"...the titles just popped into our heads." "Eminem is amazing ... brilliant. I knew him when he was first starting out. He used to say to me, 'D'ya think I'll make it, Chris?' I used to say, 'Yeah, you'll make it, Em.' But he was always forgetting his name, he'd always have to remind himself by asking, 'My name is...?' 'My name is....?' The poor fella."
July 1, 200322 yr a couple more "Mellow, that's our next single, a bit like Yellow only slower." "1823--we've been a band for 116 years, that's why some people say we're richer." "That's the only reason why we stay on tour. I like nothing more after a hard day's work than to do loads of cocaine, meet some local whores and then talk about how great Radiohead are, and how we should be more like them.''
July 1, 200322 yr Author :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Man, I'm in tears right now, these are cracking me up! :P Esp. the "Why does it always snow on him?"/"Deadwood" one :lol: :lol: :lol:
July 2, 200322 yr OMG!! i love those!! he's so hilarious! comeon, we must have some non-chris-martin quotes... :-o
July 2, 200322 yr "That's the only reason why we stay on tour. I like nothing more after a hard day's work than to do loads of cocaine, meet some local whores and then talk about how great Radiohead are, and how we should be more like them.'' this one is soooooooooooo funny, and the eminem one, lol.
July 2, 200322 yr Q: Do you know how pineapples grow? Chris: They grow on trees, don't they? Q:No, they grow in the ground like cabbages Chris:Fuck off! Bollocks they do! A personal fave
July 2, 200322 yr hey lol he he these r sooooo kewl,i luv the eminem 1 and deadwood/y does it always snow on me Chris is sooooo funny luv kirsten xxx x http://www.maketradefair.com
July 3, 200322 yr Here's some more: Jonny: "If I could do solos I'd probably be tempted, but I can't. I can't play that quickly. I've been playing for about 12, 13 years. You'd think I'd be able to do it by now." Jonny: Jazz... Chris: "Well, people might not know that Will… Will's a good swimmer. Put that in. This is the sort of thing people want to know. We're all good swimmers actually." There's a long pause and he sighs. "If we all went down in a plane crash," he muses, "then we might be interesting. I wonder what people might say about us?" What do you think they would say? He thinks for a second. "'I thought they said they were good swimmers!'" Will: "I'm not really the famous one. I just sit in the back and hit things"
July 4, 200322 yr hey Lol@Jonny and jazz,iv watched that fing on http://www.coldplay.com and its 100%class,Jonnys soooo funny but Guy wern`t in it*mabey he woz filming it*. Anyway i fink Jonny is just as funny as Chris,they r partners in crime!!!! luv Kirsten xxx x http://www.maketradefair.com
July 4, 200322 yr Hey Here`s another Interviewer:The door opens and a woman wearing a trousersuit walks through with a smile we all know. Chris:"Ahh the actress" Interviewer:Chris walkes over and they have an embrace ewwww i know lol but its a sort of quote as he says sumfink slighty funny. luv Kirsten xxx x http://www.maketradefair.com
July 4, 200322 yr :lol: :lol: I LOVE that! haha! they're all SO funny! Will doing some 'manual' work on the album :lol:
July 4, 200322 yr hey lol yer when hes talking 2 the camara and holding the cd saying all the stuff like they have 2 make it. Chris looks like a burk lol and jonny looks druged up when he does the jazz bit on the phone chris~"we got a police escort from the hotel to the venue.Everybodys here.I`v just met brian wilson.Does life get any better. Awwwww luv kirsten xxx x http://www.maketradefair.com
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