Chris - "...and Guy and Will were having a cigarette outside... - Each. They don't share anymore, cos we've got more money."

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Ive gon on2 the website but the video isnt workin! Help :(

Chris - "...and Guy and Will were having a cigarette outside... - Each. They don't share anymore' date=' cos we've got more money."[/quote']HAHAHA!!! aaw that man is so funny... WHERE CAN I GET TO SEE IT AGAIN?!?!

It's on the Radio1 website, where he co-hosts one of the shows... look at the 'Fuck 'The Mirror'' thread, it's up there :)

:lol: That's a hilarious picture!

Just been said on the radio:

 

"The best cure for coldness is singing a Coldplay song!"

 

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LOL !! that's so great! the j. lo i hilarious!

 

i just still love the pinapple one, can't remember them. and the one about fagging and i was like :shock: when i read it cos i got it all wrong

exactly! i didnt know how he was using fagging :lol: :lol:

Guy: On days off we've found things that we like to do. I like to buy old records and find pawn shops and buy vintage stuff.

Will: That's P-A-W-N shops!!

Guy: Which is bad 'cos in America they pronounce it (cheesy American accent) 'pawn', so whenever I say to the concierge; 'excuse me are there any pawn shops near by?' they say 'EXCUSE ME?' shaking their finger at me

 

Not strictly a CP quote but I thought it was funny anyway:

Steve Lamacq: What's your biggest headache?

Jeff (CP Tour Manager): Chris Martin!!

 

Chris: Hello I'm Chris singer in the band Coldplay, welcome to the ticking of clocks, the losing of plots, the story of Coldplay in America, listen to how much we've turned into total wankers.Bye!

:lol: :lol: @at last quote

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I heard it on the radio and I nearly fell off my chair from laughing so hard :lol:

:lol: more!

hey

sumfink about lite and dark then he said and gave u tickets 2 t-in the park lol

luv kirsten

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^Yeah he sang (to the tune of GPASUYF):

God gave you light and gave you dark, God gave you tickets to T in the park.

:lol: That's a hilarious picture!

 

Have you seen the video footage its from? Its hilarious!! :D

^Yeah he sang (to the tune of GPASUYF):

God gave you light and gave you dark, God gave you tickets to T in the park.

hahahahahahaah!!!! Oh he's so great - MORE MORE MORE!!!

Yes more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8)

"The only time I thought I'd be involved with the police was when I met Sting." - Chris, Splendour in the Grass 21/01/03 :D :D :lol:

^ :lol: Chris is such a joker! :lol:

Chris is sooo funny! The one about the X-Files set and there being no more cookies left? LOL

^ :lol: Chris is such a joker! :lol:

an a good swimmer!!! :P :P :P :P

MY GOD! :o where did you find it?! LOL!!!!!

in a french site!www.jeufroid.com! :P :P :P :P

^^I'm quite disturbed by that photo *averts eyes quickly*

I can't take my eyes off of it :o he looks so adorable LOL

 

Anyways a quote someone just sent me :D

Interviewer: "What's up with you two? Are you in love?"

Chris and Jonnny: "We are" (Chris leans over and kisses Jonny on the cheek)