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Chris's jokes just get better and better. :lol:

Female interviewers coming on to Chris :o :o :

 

Interviewer: I don't mean to say this because I know I'm an engaged girl, but you've got the most amazing blue eyes I've ever seen. Wow

Chris: Uh thanks......erm...I think it's the lights in here...or the surgery I had, so thanks alot :blush:

 

Interviewer: Last time I spoke to you we were kinda talking about how we were dating you and I...like I was your girlfriend

Chris: Uh-huh

Interviewer: We might have to break up, I keep seeing these pictures of you with someone else...

Chris: Oh, don't worry about it

Interviewer: Don't worry about it?

Chris: We're just friends. You and me are still on, big time.

Interviewer: Oh, OK I just wanted to make sure.

Chris: I don't call because my phone is broken in England

Interviewer: That's why you don't call? And then there was that blackout, I know you couldn't get through then...

Chris: Basically I collected all these e-mails that I'd written to you, these love letters and I thought I won't send them over time, I'll just write a hundred or so and then send them at once and I sent them the day of the blackout, sorry.

Interviewer: Dammit!

Chris: There was a lot of poetry in there...

Interviewer: Really, you wanna tell me one?

Chris: Yeah, it goes like this (clears throat) Julie...a flower (bursts out laughing) I can't remember, but it had flowers in it, it was rubbish.

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Word association with interviewer:

 

Interviewer: Ocean...

Chris: ...colour.

Interviewer: Yellow...

Chris: ...blue.

Interviewer: Freedom...

Chris: ...Travis.

Interviewer: Sex...

Chris: ...ugh..I've...I've run out of words.

 

Chris: You're great, I think you're great 'cos you like our band. Which of course is the only credential for quality of person.

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I have to submit them all to the Quotes site :lol:

Hey those were really funny! :lol:

When CP were on Rove Live, Rove was interviewing Chris and Chris went to eat some chocolate and Rove goes-

"Oh that's right, you like chocolate, don't you?"

And Chris said-

"Yeah, chocolate and bondage"

 

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I'm just like tooo much information!!

Haha, so THAT'S why Gwynnie was in that sex shop :o :o

LOL!!! :D :D Oh that is sooo funny!!! Any more quotes? Some really recent ones?

:lol: :lol: Chris's jokes are class, very funny.

hey Marie happy belated b-day ;)

Thank You sis!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your velcome ;)

:) :) Nice avartar BTW!

:lol: thank ya hun ;) as is yours :wink3: :P

When was your bday? *Checks profile* Ooooooh noooo!!!

I'm so sorry! Happy Birthday for Oct 1st!

I'm sorry i forgot. :(

Happy birthday ;)

Thank you everyone!!! :D

happy belated birthday! :D

Thank you! :D

http://coldplay.till-morning.net/quotes/ is full of really funny quotes

 

Here are some more Chris and Jonny quotes from the 99X interview. This was posted by someone on the official site

 

[On the roles of the members of the band]

Chris: I would imagine your role in the band as being (referring to Jonny)... if you were to imagine looking out onto a beach and you see one idiot on a jet-ski, that's me... the one doing all those somersaults and nonsense on a jet-ski... I hate jet-skis. Then in the very distance you see this massive oil tanker and that's jonny, that's jonny, solid.

Jon: The salt of the world.

Chris: Okay, in the very distance you see this massive rice tanker.

Lesily: What about Will and Guy?

Chris: Guy's a little yacht just behind the jet-ski, and Will's an oil rig so far out you can't possibly see it... but you know he's there. That's a terrible analogy.

Jon: I thought Guy's was quite good.

Chirs: A yacht! Just behind the jet-ski... I hate yachts... I hate yachts and jet-skis but I love tankers and rigs.

"1823--we've been a band for 116 years, that's why some people say we're richer."

Why this year? i think the like this century i mean the colour code is dated from the same century. :thinking:

I can't see anything u2tu830, :/

As much as I love talking about my famous relationships, I won't tell you about my two-week affair with Usher

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:lol: where did he said that? :idea2: