Marie Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Chris's jokes just get better and better. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Female interviewers coming on to Chris :o :o : Interviewer: I don't mean to say this because I know I'm an engaged girl, but you've got the most amazing blue eyes I've ever seen. Wow Chris: Uh thanks......erm...I think it's the lights in here...or the surgery I had, so thanks alot :blush: Interviewer: Last time I spoke to you we were kinda talking about how we were dating you and I...like I was your girlfriend Chris: Uh-huh Interviewer: We might have to break up, I keep seeing these pictures of you with someone else... Chris: Oh, don't worry about it Interviewer: Don't worry about it? Chris: We're just friends. You and me are still on, big time. Interviewer: Oh, OK I just wanted to make sure. Chris: I don't call because my phone is broken in England Interviewer: That's why you don't call? And then there was that blackout, I know you couldn't get through then... Chris: Basically I collected all these e-mails that I'd written to you, these love letters and I thought I won't send them over time, I'll just write a hundred or so and then send them at once and I sent them the day of the blackout, sorry. Interviewer: Dammit! Chris: There was a lot of poetry in there... Interviewer: Really, you wanna tell me one? Chris: Yeah, it goes like this (clears throat) Julie...a flower (bursts out laughing) I can't remember, but it had flowers in it, it was rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettercat Posted September 29, 2003 Author Share Posted September 29, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Word association with interviewer: Interviewer: Ocean... Chris: ...colour. Interviewer: Yellow... Chris: ...blue. Interviewer: Freedom... Chris: ...Travis. Interviewer: Sex... Chris: ...ugh..I've...I've run out of words. Chris: You're great, I think you're great 'cos you like our band. Which of course is the only credential for quality of person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettercat Posted September 29, 2003 Author Share Posted September 29, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I have to submit them all to the Quotes site :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiquidSky Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Hey those were really funny! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlstar Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 When CP were on Rove Live, Rove was interviewing Chris and Chris went to eat some chocolate and Rove goes- "Oh that's right, you like chocolate, don't you?" And Chris said- "Yeah, chocolate and bondage" :stunned: I'm just like tooo much information!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 Haha, so THAT'S why Gwynnie was in that sex shop :o :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deidrab1985 Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 LOL!!! :D :D Oh that is sooo funny!!! Any more quotes? Some really recent ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marie Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 :lol: :lol: Chris's jokes are class, very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 hey Marie happy belated b-day ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marie Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Thank You sis!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 your velcome ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marie Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 :) :) Nice avartar BTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 :lol: thank ya hun ;) as is yours :wink3: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlstar Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 When was your bday? *Checks profile* Ooooooh noooo!!! I'm so sorry! Happy Birthday for Oct 1st! I'm sorry i forgot. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixiesdrawingfaces Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Happy birthday ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marie Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Thank you everyone!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twin4life Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 happy belated birthday! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marie Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Thank you! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
u2tu830 Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 http://coldplay.till-morning.net/quotes/ is full of really funny quotes Here are some more Chris and Jonny quotes from the 99X interview. This was posted by someone on the official site [On the roles of the members of the band] Chris: I would imagine your role in the band as being (referring to Jonny)... if you were to imagine looking out onto a beach and you see one idiot on a jet-ski, that's me... the one doing all those somersaults and nonsense on a jet-ski... I hate jet-skis. Then in the very distance you see this massive oil tanker and that's jonny, that's jonny, solid. Jon: The salt of the world. Chris: Okay, in the very distance you see this massive rice tanker. Lesily: What about Will and Guy? Chris: Guy's a little yacht just behind the jet-ski, and Will's an oil rig so far out you can't possibly see it... but you know he's there. That's a terrible analogy. Jon: I thought Guy's was quite good. Chirs: A yacht! Just behind the jet-ski... I hate yachts... I hate yachts and jet-skis but I love tankers and rigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 "1823--we've been a band for 116 years, that's why some people say we're richer." Why this year? i think the like this century i mean the colour code is dated from the same century. :thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 I can't see anything u2tu830, :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twin4life Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 As much as I love talking about my famous relationships, I won't tell you about my two-week affair with Usher :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 :lol: where did he said that? :idea2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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